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by Goddamn Electric
Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: I survived a Tornado
Replies: 13
Views: 1257

Re: I survived a Tornado

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:43 pm Like when I almost got hit by a train, but that's a story for another time.
Were you trying to one-up Hank Ackley by chance?
by Goddamn Electric
Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:03 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Jimmy Buffett
Replies: 40
Views: 3916

Re: Jimmy Buffett

Now he'll be wasting away in cemeteryville.
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Aug 27, 2023 5:07 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite fake band from BITD
Replies: 9
Views: 1692

Re: Favorite fake band from BITD

Mojo wrote: Sun Aug 27, 2023 8:08 am
HueyRamone wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 7:50 pm The Darkness
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUFF.
Sounds like you've got Justin Hawkins's cock in yours.
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Aug 16, 2023 9:12 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Top Hair Metal Power Ballads
Replies: 36
Views: 2734

Re: Top Hair Metal Power Ballads

Whoops...wrong thread.
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:51 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Any one familiar with the Australian band Cold Chisel ?
Replies: 25
Views: 1679

Re: Any one familiar with the Australian band Cold Chisel ?

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:15 pm What a horrible band name!

$ludge
Says the guy who fronted a band called Tuff...with a gay logo!
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:43 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Lostprophets singer stabbed in prison
Replies: 26
Views: 2258

Re: Lostprophets singer stabbed in prison

With Jackson there is a very small possibility that he was innocent, although it’s hard to believe , I mean he was never found guilty and who knows if those guys were telling the truth, there was some inconsistencies in their story like referring to a clock at the railway at neverland during a time...
by Goddamn Electric
Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:51 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: It's 1990. You're at Musicland holding two cassettes...
Replies: 13
Views: 1276

Re: It's 1990. You're at Musicland holding two cassettes...

DemonFilth2001 wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:40 am Can it be 2 CD’s?
No you can't SemenQueef.

Quit making it all about you...you fucking cocksnuggler!
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Jul 19, 2023 8:19 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Ever dated someone that wasn't quite up to your level?
Replies: 25
Views: 7233

Re: Ever dated someone that wasn't quite up to your level?

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 3:53 pm My ex wife was pretty much a crazy, dumb bitch.
She'd have to be a pretty dumb bitch to marry your fat ass, you fucking mong!

Now go swan dive into a vat of ice cream, Tubby McLardass.
by Goddamn Electric
Mon Jul 17, 2023 3:16 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: BLIND as a BAT ... It's time, I have an appointment at the Optometrist this week!
Replies: 38
Views: 5428

Re: BLIND as a BAT ... It's time, I have an appointment at the Optometrist this week!

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 11:48 am BLIND as a BAT...It's time , I have an appointment at the Optometrist this week!
Fat, bald, and blind is no way to go through life, son!
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:23 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Stevens racoon
Replies: 6
Views: 1056

Re: Steve Stevens racoon

DangerZone wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:06 pm Needs to get rid of the fish hook in his mouth
You mean his wife?
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Jul 02, 2023 7:56 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: I finally shaved my head
Replies: 43
Views: 15524

Re: I finally shaved my head

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Jul 02, 2023 9:53 am I finally shaved my head
Now shave your back.

Your wife told me it looks like a gigantic chia pet on steroids.
by Goddamn Electric
Sat Jun 24, 2023 4:06 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
Replies: 183
Views: 13436

Re: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!

Nate S Axel wrote: Sat Jun 24, 2023 3:42 pm Even though Las Vegas isn't known for education, this fat kid and his dad wisely chose not to go, so the other father and son were the lucky ones who took their place.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tit ... 31030.html
The Dad looks like Jon Lovitz.
by Goddamn Electric
Fri Jun 23, 2023 4:07 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
Replies: 183
Views: 13436

Re: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!

It's too bad their last meal was a sub sandwich.

Crushed it!

These jokes are subpar...I shouldn't sink so low.
by Goddamn Electric
Fri Jun 23, 2023 11:31 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: POLL: Axl and Slash photographed in a studio, what are they doing in there?
Replies: 24
Views: 2283

Re: POLL: Axl and Slash photographed in a studio, what are they doing in there?

Axl and Slash are fucking Steven Adler's girlfriend for old time's sake.
by Goddamn Electric
Thu Jun 22, 2023 12:41 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
Replies: 183
Views: 13436

Re: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!

Authorities are certain this is the remains of the OceanGate submarine...some of the debris still had the Home Depot and Lowe's price stickers attached to them.
by Goddamn Electric
Tue Jun 06, 2023 9:13 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Spinning Gold Casablanca records movie
Replies: 11
Views: 1552

Re: Spinning Gold Casablanca records movie

zz666 wrote: Tue Jun 06, 2023 9:09 am It was so bad I couldn’t finish it
Kinda like a KISS album.
by Goddamn Electric
Mon May 15, 2023 2:26 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: MORC March 2-7th 2024 ... It's literally days away, Sold Out and Schedules are starting to drop! Interesting...
Replies: 49
Views: 3573

Re: MORC Mar. 2-7th 2024 ... Who is going on the Monsters of Rock Cruise next year in 2024?

None of those bands are "Monsters Of Rock".

Not one.

How The Darkness have fallen. Mojo is probably wearing a black armband. Somebody check to see if he's on suicide watch!
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:03 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Have any of you ho's had work done?
Replies: 9
Views: 8968

Re: Have any of you ho's had work done?

Gazpacho wrote:I get my asshole bleached, does that count?
You bleached your entire body?! :shock:

Holy fuck...Clorox's warehouses must be pretty empty now!
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:10 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Washington St. QB found dead in apparent suicide
Replies: 3
Views: 4882

Re: Washington St. QB found dead in apparent suicide

A self-inflicted sack.

He'll be on the physically unable to perform list...permanently.
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:00 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630340

Re: Dump

I've become so openly hostile to anyone who supports him. So you just fly off the fucking handle anytime you see someone wearing a MAGA hat or talking about Trump? Wow...talk about a loose cannon! You need anger management classes, STAT! It's gotten me in trouble at work, and it's lost me friends. ...
by Goddamn Electric
Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:11 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Male trolls posing as female Sludgers
Replies: 29
Views: 24050

Re: Male trolls posing as female Sludgers

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Sleazyrocker had a female alternym.
So did IggyPopWillEatItself.

Which, when you think about it, explains a lot.
by Goddamn Electric
Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:50 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14479
Views: 3632699

Re: The NFL Thread

If Colin Kaepernick is angry that white America has oppressed black America, shouldn't he be mad at himself because his white half oppressed his black half?
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:36 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14479
Views: 3632699

Re: The NFL Thread

poisond13 wrote:I think the Manning Mashimos will take apart the Brady Bunch next week. Then after destroying the Cam Newtonians in Super Bowl 50, Peyton will fly off into the sunset with Poppa John under his right wing and a Nationwide insurance policy for his new Buick under his left wing.
by Goddamn Electric
Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:42 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Oklahoma State Homecoming disaster
Replies: 4
Views: 7053

Re: Oklahoma State Homecoming disaster

Reports say 3 dead and 34 injured. The drunk driver was 25-year-old Adacia Chambers from Stillwater, OK. Women drivers. :roll: OSU thought about postponing the game, but of course they decided to play the damn game because obviously $$$ are more important than dead people. Hundreds of fans were forc...
by Goddamn Electric
Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:10 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel
Replies: 18
Views: 20793

Re: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel

TawnyVonJagger wrote:Reading on Twitter Kobe left the game and is on his way to Vegas.
Why? To rape another woman? Wait, he's headed to a whorehouse...can't rape the willing, I guess.

Maybe he's going to give Khloe a ride home from work.
by Goddamn Electric
Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:00 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel
Replies: 18
Views: 20793

Re: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel

Rainbow Bright wrote:Being married to Khloe Kardashian destroyed him. He was never the same since.
Fixed.

He's got KARDASHAIDS!
by Goddamn Electric
Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:42 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Any Love For The College Game?
Replies: 304
Views: 100323

Re: Any Love For The College Game?

OSU 42 Alabama 35 :lol: Alabama fans have a new slogan..."Roll Tears Roll!" During any Alabama game, the cameras pan across the stadium and you see these inbred mouth breathing cousin fucking Crimson Tide fans holding aloft rolls of toilet paper and boxes of Tide (yeah, we get it..."...
by Goddamn Electric
Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:56 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14479
Views: 3632699

Re: The NFL Thread

Looks like the Geno Smith experiment in New York is over. Holy shit...three interceptions in ten minutes!

In related news, it appears that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has contracted Full O'Bulla. Under NY law, his fat ass will now be quarantined for 21 days.