Were you trying to one-up Hank Ackley by chance?Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:43 pm Like when I almost got hit by a train, but that's a story for another time.
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- Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:10 pm
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: I survived a Tornado
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1325
Re: I survived a Tornado
- Sun Sep 10, 2023 4:09 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: Puddle of Mudd Cancels tour - Machine Shop (Flint) says they are NEVER allowing Wes to play there again!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1983
- Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:03 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: Jimmy Buffett
- Replies: 40
- Views: 4001
Re: Jimmy Buffett
Now he'll be wasting away in cemeteryville.
- Sun Aug 27, 2023 5:07 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: Favorite fake band from BITD
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1716
Re: Favorite fake band from BITD
- Wed Aug 16, 2023 9:12 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: Top Hair Metal Power Ballads
- Replies: 36
- Views: 2823
Re: Top Hair Metal Power Ballads
Whoops...wrong thread.
- Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:51 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: Any one familiar with the Australian band Cold Chisel ?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1734
Re: Any one familiar with the Australian band Cold Chisel ?
Says the guy who fronted a band called Tuff...with a gay logo!
- Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:43 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: Lostprophets singer stabbed in prison
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2284
Re: Lostprophets singer stabbed in prison
With Jackson there is a very small possibility that he was innocent, although it’s hard to believe , I mean he was never found guilty and who knows if those guys were telling the truth, there was some inconsistencies in their story like referring to a clock at the railway at neverland during a time...
- Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:51 am
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: It's 1990. You're at Musicland holding two cassettes...
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1291
Re: It's 1990. You're at Musicland holding two cassettes...
No you can't SemenQueef.
Quit making it all about you...you fucking cocksnuggler!
- Wed Jul 19, 2023 8:19 pm
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: Ever dated someone that wasn't quite up to your level?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 7370
Re: Ever dated someone that wasn't quite up to your level?
She'd have to be a pretty dumb bitch to marry your fat ass, you fucking mong!
Now go swan dive into a vat of ice cream, Tubby McLardass.
- Mon Jul 17, 2023 3:16 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: BLIND as a BAT ... It's time, I have an appointment at the Optometrist this week!
- Replies: 38
- Views: 5462
Re: BLIND as a BAT ... It's time, I have an appointment at the Optometrist this week!
Fat, bald, and blind is no way to go through life, son!MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2023 11:48 am BLIND as a BAT...It's time , I have an appointment at the Optometrist this week!
- Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:23 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: Steve Stevens racoon
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1071
Re: Steve Stevens racoon
You mean his wife?
- Sun Jul 02, 2023 7:56 pm
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: I finally shaved my head
- Replies: 43
- Views: 15625
Re: I finally shaved my head
Now shave your back.
Your wife told me it looks like a gigantic chia pet on steroids.
- Sat Jun 24, 2023 4:06 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
- Replies: 183
- Views: 13659
Re: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
The Dad looks like Jon Lovitz.Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Sat Jun 24, 2023 3:42 pm Even though Las Vegas isn't known for education, this fat kid and his dad wisely chose not to go, so the other father and son were the lucky ones who took their place.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tit ... 31030.html
- Fri Jun 23, 2023 4:07 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
- Replies: 183
- Views: 13659
Re: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
It's too bad their last meal was a sub sandwich.
Crushed it!
These jokes are subpar...I shouldn't sink so low.
Crushed it!
These jokes are subpar...I shouldn't sink so low.
- Fri Jun 23, 2023 11:31 am
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: POLL: Axl and Slash photographed in a studio, what are they doing in there?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2344
Re: POLL: Axl and Slash photographed in a studio, what are they doing in there?
Axl and Slash are fucking Steven Adler's girlfriend for old time's sake.
- Thu Jun 22, 2023 12:41 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
- Replies: 183
- Views: 13659
Re: TOURISTS about to DIE in SUBMARINE ... Well, I will be marking THIS off my Bucket List... No Thanks!
Authorities are certain this is the remains of the OceanGate submarine...some of the debris still had the Home Depot and Lowe's price stickers attached to them.
- Mon May 15, 2023 2:26 pm
- Forum: The Original Gossip Board
- Topic: MORC March 2-7th 2024 ... It's literally days away, Sold Out and Schedules are starting to drop! Interesting...
- Replies: 49
- Views: 3704
Re: MORC Mar. 2-7th 2024 ... Who is going on the Monsters of Rock Cruise next year in 2024?
None of those bands are "Monsters Of Rock".
Not one.
How The Darkness have fallen. Mojo is probably wearing a black armband. Somebody check to see if he's on suicide watch!
Not one.
How The Darkness have fallen. Mojo is probably wearing a black armband. Somebody check to see if he's on suicide watch!
- Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:25 am
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: HEY TRUMPTARDS, IT'LL BE 'GD: THE NEXT CHAPTER' IF HE'S REELECTED.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 14390
Re: HEY TRUMPTARDS, IT'LL BE 'GD: THE NEXT CHAPTER' IF HE'S REELECTED.
What the fuck are you babbling about?
- Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:03 am
- Forum: Donna's Ho Board
- Topic: Have any of you ho's had work done?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 9164
Re: Have any of you ho's had work done?
You bleached your entire body?!Gazpacho wrote:I get my asshole bleached, does that count?
Holy fuck...Clorox's warehouses must be pretty empty now!
- Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:10 am
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: Washington St. QB found dead in apparent suicide
- Replies: 3
- Views: 6698
Re: Washington St. QB found dead in apparent suicide
A self-inflicted sack.
He'll be on the physically unable to perform list...permanently.
He'll be on the physically unable to perform list...permanently.
- Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:00 pm
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: Dump Shithole
- Replies: 16834
- Views: 4707456
Re: Dump
I've become so openly hostile to anyone who supports him. So you just fly off the fucking handle anytime you see someone wearing a MAGA hat or talking about Trump? Wow...talk about a loose cannon! You need anger management classes, STAT! It's gotten me in trouble at work, and it's lost me friends. ...
- Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:11 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Male trolls posing as female Sludgers
- Replies: 29
- Views: 26737
Re: Male trolls posing as female Sludgers
So did IggyPopWillEatItself.Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Sleazyrocker had a female alternym.
Which, when you think about it, explains a lot.
- Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:50 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The NFL Thread
- Replies: 14480
- Views: 3717604
Re: The NFL Thread
If Colin Kaepernick is angry that white America has oppressed black America, shouldn't he be mad at himself because his white half oppressed his black half?
- Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:36 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The NFL Thread
- Replies: 14480
- Views: 3717604
Re: The NFL Thread
poisond13 wrote:I think the Manning Mashimos will take apart the Brady Bunch next week. Then after destroying the Cam Newtonians in Super Bowl 50, Peyton will fly off into the sunset with Poppa John under his right wing and a Nationwide insurance policy for his new Buick under his left wing.
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:42 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: Oklahoma State Homecoming disaster
- Replies: 4
- Views: 11002
Re: Oklahoma State Homecoming disaster
Reports say 3 dead and 34 injured. The drunk driver was 25-year-old Adacia Chambers from Stillwater, OK. Women drivers. :roll: OSU thought about postponing the game, but of course they decided to play the damn game because obviously $$$ are more important than dead people. Hundreds of fans were forc...
- Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:10 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel
- Replies: 18
- Views: 34025
Re: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel
Why? To rape another woman? Wait, he's headed to a whorehouse...can't rape the willing, I guess.TawnyVonJagger wrote:Reading on Twitter Kobe left the game and is on his way to Vegas.
Maybe he's going to give Khloe a ride home from work.
- Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:00 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel
- Replies: 18
- Views: 34025
Re: Lamar Odom found unconscious at NV Brothel
Fixed.Rainbow Bright wrote:Being married to Khloe Kardashian destroyed him. He was never the same since.
He's got KARDASHAIDS!
- Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:42 am
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: Any Love For The College Game?
- Replies: 304
- Views: 114236
Re: Any Love For The College Game?
OSU 42 Alabama 35 :lol: Alabama fans have a new slogan..."Roll Tears Roll!" During any Alabama game, the cameras pan across the stadium and you see these inbred mouth breathing cousin fucking Crimson Tide fans holding aloft rolls of toilet paper and boxes of Tide (yeah, we get it..."...
- Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:56 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The NFL Thread
- Replies: 14480
- Views: 3717604
Re: The NFL Thread
Looks like the Geno Smith experiment in New York is over. Holy shit...three interceptions in ten minutes!
In related news, it appears that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has contracted Full O'Bulla. Under NY law, his fat ass will now be quarantined for 21 days.
In related news, it appears that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has contracted Full O'Bulla. Under NY law, his fat ass will now be quarantined for 21 days.
- Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:06 am
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The NFL Thread
- Replies: 14480
- Views: 3717604
Re: The NFL Thread
Am I the only one here who thinks Truthersurrender needs to lighten up a bit? Dude seems a little angry for someone who posts :lol: :lol: :lol: constantly and finds everything "funny." You'd be angry too if you were a fucking sad sack lardass who has never gotten laid...a/k/a NeverSurrend...