Ron Wood(weave and wigs) Charlie Watts(transplant) Steven Tyler(his hair thinned out in the 90s then got thicker, gotta be a weave) Mike Anthony(plugs, then a weave around '88 and I think a transplant these days) David Lee Roth(wig, weave, hair transplant) Paul Stanley Slash Alice Cooper(I'm guessin...

Although it is funny Stoner's telling me my taste in music sucks dong. When her favorite group of reefer head burn outs haven't released a great album since the first 100 days of The Clinton Administration.

michelish wrote:
Yes i know that, i was referring to UYI 1&2.

UYI was a focking joke. The only thing worse was Metallica's stab at it with the Load albums.

Please eat shit and die in a fire if you don't mind. I always picture these pricks saying that with a little curled upper lip and then walking away as if nothing more profound could ever be uttered in this lifetime. And it's usually right after they've made the most obvious and unoriginal assertion...

SexxAtraxxion wrote:You guys are arguing like little girls.

Best regards,
the Sexx

Atleast we aren't a little girls, like you and Rav are.

MoI wrote:I bet he is digging out his Trixter "Best Of" right now!

Fuck that! I got my own Trixter mashup, mixtape for Bong. She'll love it

It only took her over a year. Guns did it instantly. Not with AFD they didn't. That shit was sitting on the shelves collecting dust until somebody at Geffen or the GNR camp went up and blew Viacom. Jungle didn't hit MTV until March '88 if memory serves me correct. Sweet Child hit later on in the sp...

Metal Maniac2 wrote:Id like to open hand slap that bitch with a slight downward motion to it.

The only guy that's looking like a fag is you, dude.


Pimp is funnier than shit. His parody lyrics are better than Weird Al's

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Fine, but NO BONJOVI.

At least not with the windows down.

DEAL.....there will be plenty of time for pussy rock like Bon Jovi and Styx where nobody has to know

I get to control the stereo in the car, though - your taste in music sucks dong. I don't know..that COULD be a deal breaker. Can we atleast listen to Van Halen's Dancing In The Street? I've got Diver Down on 8-Track and I'm actually under 40 years of age. It's amazing the shit you find at garage sa...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I would never let my roots get that bad.

Tommy, are you flirting with me?

Why not? Do you go to the same hairdresser as HeavyMetalZombie?

I only flirt with hot, fat, redheaded chicks who love some funnel cake

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I love funnelcake.

YES!

Punk wrote:CrouchingAnusHiddenCucumber is about on par with DebtPurse and deathcursesalami.

SlouchingStonerShowingThong

LisaVie wrote:She might (???) be a bitch, but she is hilarious!

She says she's fatass too. I'd still take her out to the fair so we can hold hands and buy her cotton candy and funnel cake.

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Is it the sweater?

It might be that you married your buddy in Mexico Joe?

I was 19 she was 18 we dated for a very long two and half years of HELL. She was a crazy bitch at times but damn she was great in the sack.

I think we might be a day apart..shit that's close enough for rock and roll