Manson. It was Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids at a club on Miami Beach. Dude was pretty real and paid his dues. I guess he’s almost off the Me Too hook, now, too.

Did anyone in Mötley fuck her?

“Fuckin’ death dedication”

Ellefson? Oh, yeah. He’s that guy that used to play with Megadeth, right? Now, he just plays with himself?

Kevin Shirley, for sure. The stuff he mixes is tolerable, depending on the band. Produce and engineer, forget it. That snare sound is vomit.

Gotta be Mitch Malloy and Craig Goldy. I met both at NAMM. Malloy was asking about gear in my booth and just wasn’t picking up what I was laying down. All blond hair and bright white teeth. He’s gotta in the “dull” IQ range. Goldy was lost at the show and I helped him and his past-her-prime girl fig...

EB; You heard a rumor? Yes, not too dramatic, though. Guy calls me and asks " you know ET, don't you", answer 'yes, but I haven't seen him since June 2004". He then reported that he heard that you were opening a store in the East Valley. Good luck with it. It seems like a tough busin...

I heard a rumor about your new store last week. Best of luck. You know that I'll open you up for PA gear, if you want. Have some cool new digital guitar wireless, too... I'm going to open a guitar store after the first. At this point, I'm still dealing with architect's drawing for the layout, but ha...

It looks kinda like those new Laguna guitars. Coincidence? The guy who created Brawley guitars works for Guitar Center and is in charge of the Lagunas. Keith Brawley worked at Fender the same time I did. He was in marketing there and was one of the guys that interviewed me for my spot. I can't reme...

Toro knows that I'm no guitar player, but I just got an ESP LTD MW600. I bought it as a collectable and it is supposed to be the last on the the US. http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs106.snc1/5055_1175964643094_1347434862_30467566_1066588_n.jpg I put some lighter strings on it, and I ca...