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by Mikky_Five
Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:41 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Helmet, why weren’t they bigger?
Replies: 19
Views: 588

Re: Helmet, why weren’t they bigger?

because, Beavis, when they chose the name Helmet, we knew they weren't
trying very hard.

hmhmh yeah. try harder! give it the old college try.

..

hey Butthead, would you go to college if--

shut up, Beavis! I'm listening to 'helmet.'
by Mikky_Five
Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: New Shows Coming This Fall
Replies: 0
Views: 67

New Shows Coming This Fall

Which ones are you looking forward to? This looks promising: https://i.imgur.com/JYvmdok.jpg Supposedly live action Yahtzee game with celebrity players, Anson Williams as host. Who wouldn't want to watch Gene Simmons roll the dice against Mark Hamill, et al? If those two have really signed up, "I'mm...
by Mikky_Five
Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:03 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Metal/Rock songs based on true crime?
Replies: 41
Views: 716

Re: Metal/Rock songs based on true crime?

Rageman wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:25 pm
Frankie who?
Avalon.

Not true crime, but related, Alice Cooper's "Feed My Frankenstein" was originally titled "Feed Frankie Avalon." Rumor has it Nikki Sixx, who
played bass on the song, thought that was ridiculous and refused to offer his talents unless they changed the name and lyrics.
by Mikky_Five
Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:48 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Things that you know for certain
Replies: 31
Views: 472

Re: Things that you know for certain

Warren wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:39 pm
Life is shit
The world is shit.
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Keelfest - May 10 - Columbus, Ohio
Replies: 11
Views: 530

Re: Keelfest - May 10 - Columbus, Ohio

I'm gonna not be there. Anyone else not going?
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:19 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: If Trixter had short hair would more of the kids have bought there cassette tapes?
Replies: 6
Views: 254

Re: If Trixter had short hair would more of the kids have bought there cassette tapes?

whoopie wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:04 pm
..Cassette tape were the best because they didnt skip like a record or CD.
Yes! And cassette tapes were small and rectangular so you could never mistake them for pancakes and accidentally eat them.
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Madonna confirms: Butt implants
Replies: 64
Views: 2772

Re: Madonna confirms: Butt implants

I was peeling potatoes this morning and got to thinking what if Madonna had named her child Madotter, sounding like all the local white trash moms going, 'Mah daughter' when telling boring stories about their kid.
by Mikky_Five
Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: TUFF DIARIES #1 thru #10 ... This STICKY will be the home of future entries, enjoy. $tEvil
Replies: 126
Views: 14820

Re: TUFF DIARIES #1 thru #4 ... This STICKY will be the home of future entries, enjoy. $tEvil

MetalSludgeCEO wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:25 pm

Please tell me...what should the title be?

Still Tuff after all that Stuff


Stevie Rachelle in: Tuff Times


Big Dreams, Big Dick, Tuff Shit


The X-tension Files
by Mikky_Five
Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Classic bands everybody seems to love but you
Replies: 73
Views: 1507

Re: Classic bands everybody seems to love but you

Like all those bands. and Paul Stanley

As for Rush, didn't know AV club was 'everybody.'
by Mikky_Five
Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:16 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Phil Lewis: 2 Versions of LA GUNS was embarrassing
Replies: 17
Views: 1077

Re: Phil Lewis: 2 Versions of LA GUNS was embarrassing

"the lowest point of L.A. GUNS' history." - Certainly not musically. It was also the only era in which I got to see them live. Thrice. Tracii's version pretended like they were coming near at least twice and arrived zero times. 'Guns and Lewis recently completed work on the next L.A. GUNS studio alb...
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:52 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The NO GLAMMER SPAM Movie Thread
Replies: 88
Views: 3345

Re: The NO GLAMMER SPAM Movie Thread

Space Raiders 1983 - For the kid in you. No, can't say that anymore... For the immediate post-star wars nostalgia and childlike non-disappointment. 6.7/10.
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:35 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: 2019 Predictions - Absurd Anything Goes Edition
Replies: 52
Views: 1289

Re: 2019 Predictions - Absurd Anything Goes Edition

Here's one guy sticking with the 'absurd anything goes' part: Hands down. Best thread of 2019. It's Gold Jerry, Gold. I'm saying this: Vice President Jon Bon Jovi (free healthcare? not possible yet.. Free Haircuts? let's think about it...) New AC/DC is all Phil Rudd songs with Axl singing and Johnso...
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:09 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Nikki Sixx Rob Zombie Marilyn Manson.. HELTER SKELTER
Replies: 16
Views: 728

Re: Nikki Sixx Rob Zombie Marilyn Manson.. HELTER SKELTER

My favorite guy did the worst, god bless his drunken soul (j/k), my second favorite guy looked like Vinnie Paul.

Rob looked great though.


At least they had fun.
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Do you think there will ever be another Eddie Van Halen?
Replies: 59
Views: 1510

Re: Do you think there will ever be another Eddie Van Halen?

Nope.

These days 'the greatest thing ever' happens every other day and lasts half a week.
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:46 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: 3 Favorite Songs off And Justice For All?
Replies: 23
Views: 405

Re: 3 Favorite Songs off And Justice For All?

It took me a while, but I love the way the bass is mixed. It lends a lot of oomph, but just isn't that noticeable, which somehow gives the mix a bit of depth. Rumbling out of a bottomless pit. Downright evil.... Agreed there. The guitar sounds strained, fuzzy and monstrous, like a mogwai turning in...
by Mikky_Five
Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Take a Little Bit (of my song)
Replies: 0
Views: 63

Take a Little Bit (of my song)

Shoulda been a runaway hit?

I just recently 'discovered' this. Yeah, I'm late, but not the only one, maybe.

Eddie Money- Take a Little Bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5wRE7MkdLo

Around the 1:53 area he's like a sped up Ozzy with more disco sensibilities.
by Mikky_Five
Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:17 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Plans for NYE?
Replies: 49
Views: 867

Re: Plans for NYE?

I'll be sittin in Blast Chat with a box of wine, waitin for y'all.
by Mikky_Five
Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:08 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Poll: Favorite Berlinda Carlisle top 10 hit??
Replies: 7
Views: 356

Re: Poll: Favorite Berlinda Carlisle top 10 hit??

I've only heard the Heaven on Earth song, but 'bitch was hot' to quote a former premier sludger.
by Mikky_Five
Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:05 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Alice N Chains back on Sunset Strip last night..review?
Replies: 11
Views: 690

Re: Alice N Chains back on Sunset Strip last night..review?

LAcocksucker back on metal sludge tonight..review? Dumb as fuck Aren't you the guy with his pecker poked out of white slacks into other dude's mouths? And feathered bangs? Not that there's anything wrong with that but you might be 100% gay. Alice n Chains should re-glam, should have a few years ago...
by Mikky_Five
Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:55 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Thoughts on Rik Fox
Replies: 13
Views: 740

Re: Thoughts on Rik Fox

Is this the fog guy? Or is that Anthony?

Is there a Rikk Foxx as well?

Will that Mars rover ever be rescued? Or is it stuck on a far away planet and we shouldn't waste our energy caring about it?
by Mikky_Five
Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:52 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Why did Ugly Kid Joe's career quickly collapse in the mid-90s?
Replies: 50
Views: 2174

Re: Why did Ugly Kid Joe's career quickly collapse in the mid-90s?

Because they came out as a parody of a dying (at that time) genre and didn't have much else to say.

They didn't suck, they just weren't great.

Like a bridge between Hair Metal and Grunge Rock that disappeared as soon as you crossed it.
by Mikky_Five
Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Louis C.K. returns for pop-in set, Internet split between "Fuck off!" and "Welcome back!"
Replies: 46
Views: 1339

Re: Louis C.K. returns for pop-in set, Internet split between "Fuck off!" and "Welcome back!"

I have to admit I first didn't want to give him a chance because of his name. The CK thing nagged at me. It reminded me of rappers and they have failed to entertain me at every turn. Then I watched some stand up and was truly entertained. His "Louie" show was brilliant at times, but fell into weird ...
by Mikky_Five
Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:01 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: SebastianLeeDanzig Appreciation Thread
Replies: 34
Views: 1081

Re: SebastianLeeDanzig Appreciation Thread

He's my Jack Lord. Ah, wait. For the kids, he (this Jack Lord) was a guy, not a thing. A cool guy, who looked good in tight suits. And squinted when he spoke. No, to be more serious, SLD seems like one of those people that knows/sees too much and has to dumb down his brain with drugs and/or drink to...
by Mikky_Five
Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:16 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Who is the shittiest band that it's cool to like?
Replies: 54
Views: 1844

Re: Who is the shitiest band that it's cool to like?

suckit wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:12 pm
DonJuanDeMarco wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:11 pm
suckit wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:08 pm
Nirvana.
That didn't take long...
Ramones. But they were shitty on purpose.
Did you ever listen to Nirvana?
by Mikky_Five
Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:14 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Mötley working with Bob Rock for The Dirt - Movie?
Replies: 29
Views: 1904

Re: Mötley working with Bob Rock for The Dirt - Movie?

Bair Hand wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:49 am
TenBenny wrote:
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:47 pm
I don't see DJ Ashba in the photo.
he's standing behind the neck of the bass - you just can't see his face.
Ah, not sure that's not Iggypopwilleatitself, judging by the hat and stance.

Oh, wait what am I saying...
by Mikky_Five
Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:10 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Metallica unveils Blackened whiskey
Replies: 16
Views: 618

Re: Metallica unveils Blackened whiskey

What members of Metallica have tasted it? Right. Four collectible bottles, each with different signature: "If I still drank, I'd probably drink this." - James Hetfield "It looks like it might go good with Pepsi. Or Sprite. Yeah, Sprite or 7up." -Kirk Hammet "Obviously a fantastic choice if you're i...
by Mikky_Five
Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:59 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Theater of Pain by Motley Crue was the worst follow up let down
Replies: 35
Views: 1303

Re: Theater of Pain by Motley Crue was the worst follow up let down

Theater of Pain by Motley Crue was their first follow up letdown.

It was a letdown from Shout, sure, but that was a great album. Theater was kinda good.

Still spin it. I mean... add some of the songs to my playlists... yeah.
by Mikky_Five
Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:44 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Renamed project with Lynch, Pilson, Mason and Brown is now...
Replies: 3
Views: 395

Re: Re-named project with Lynch, Pilson, Mason and Brown is now...

Absolutely not worse than Super Stroke.

Neither is After the Dawn, which rumor has it was second choice after Dawnless.


I'm not sure any of this warrants its own thread, though.