because, Beavis, when they chose the name Helmet, we knew they weren't
trying very hard.

hmhmh yeah. try harder! give it the old college try.

..

hey Butthead, would you go to college if--

shut up, Beavis! I'm listening to 'helmet.'

Which ones are you looking forward to? This looks promising: https://i.imgur.com/JYvmdok.jpg Supposedly live action Yahtzee game with celebrity players, Anson Williams as host. Who wouldn't want to watch Gene Simmons roll the dice against Mark Hamill, et al? If those two have really signed up, "I'mm...

Rageman wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:25 pm

Frankie who?

Avalon.

Not true crime, but related, Alice Cooper's "Feed My Frankenstein" was originally titled "Feed Frankie Avalon." Rumor has it Nikki Sixx, who
played bass on the song, thought that was ridiculous and refused to offer his talents unless they changed the name and lyrics.

Warren wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:39 pm

Life is shit

The world is shit.

I'm gonna not be there. Anyone else not going?

whoopie wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:04 pm

..Cassette tape were the best because they didnt skip like a record or CD.

Yes! And cassette tapes were small and rectangular so you could never mistake them for pancakes and accidentally eat them.

I was peeling potatoes this morning and got to thinking what if Madonna had named her child Madotter, sounding like all the local white trash moms going, 'Mah daughter' when telling boring stories about their kid.

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:25 pm

Please tell me...what should the title be?

Still Tuff after all that Stuff


Stevie Rachelle in: Tuff Times


Big Dreams, Big Dick, Tuff Shit


The X-tension Files

Like all those bands. and Paul Stanley

As for Rush, didn't know AV club was 'everybody.'

"the lowest point of L.A. GUNS' history." - Certainly not musically. It was also the only era in which I got to see them live. Thrice. Tracii's version pretended like they were coming near at least twice and arrived zero times. 'Guns and Lewis recently completed work on the next L.A. GUNS studio alb...

Space Raiders 1983 - For the kid in you. No, can't say that anymore... For the immediate post-star wars nostalgia and childlike non-disappointment. 6.7/10.

Here's one guy sticking with the 'absurd anything goes' part: Hands down. Best thread of 2019. It's Gold Jerry, Gold. I'm saying this: Vice President Jon Bon Jovi (free healthcare? not possible yet.. Free Haircuts? let's think about it...) New AC/DC is all Phil Rudd songs with Axl singing and Johnso...

My favorite guy did the worst, god bless his drunken soul (j/k), my second favorite guy looked like Vinnie Paul.

Rob looked great though.


At least they had fun.

Nope.

These days 'the greatest thing ever' happens every other day and lasts half a week.

It took me a while, but I love the way the bass is mixed. It lends a lot of oomph, but just isn't that noticeable, which somehow gives the mix a bit of depth. Rumbling out of a bottomless pit. Downright evil.... Agreed there. The guitar sounds strained, fuzzy and monstrous, like a mogwai turning in...

Shoulda been a runaway hit?

I just recently 'discovered' this. Yeah, I'm late, but not the only one, maybe.

Eddie Money- Take a Little Bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5wRE7MkdLo

Around the 1:53 area he's like a sped up Ozzy with more disco sensibilities.

I'll be sittin in Blast Chat with a box of wine, waitin for y'all.

I've only heard the Heaven on Earth song, but 'bitch was hot' to quote a former premier sludger.

LAcocksucker back on metal sludge tonight..review? Dumb as fuck Aren't you the guy with his pecker poked out of white slacks into other dude's mouths? And feathered bangs? Not that there's anything wrong with that but you might be 100% gay. Alice n Chains should re-glam, should have a few years ago...

Is this the fog guy? Or is that Anthony?

Is there a Rikk Foxx as well?

Will that Mars rover ever be rescued? Or is it stuck on a far away planet and we shouldn't waste our energy caring about it?

Because they came out as a parody of a dying (at that time) genre and didn't have much else to say.

They didn't suck, they just weren't great.

Like a bridge between Hair Metal and Grunge Rock that disappeared as soon as you crossed it.

I have to admit I first didn't want to give him a chance because of his name. The CK thing nagged at me. It reminded me of rappers and they have failed to entertain me at every turn. Then I watched some stand up and was truly entertained. His "Louie" show was brilliant at times, but fell into weird ...

He's my Jack Lord. Ah, wait. For the kids, he (this Jack Lord) was a guy, not a thing. A cool guy, who looked good in tight suits. And squinted when he spoke. No, to be more serious, SLD seems like one of those people that knows/sees too much and has to dumb down his brain with drugs and/or drink to...

Floyd the Barber.

suckit wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:12 pm

DonJuanDeMarco wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:11 pm

suckit wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:08 pm

Nirvana.

That didn't take long...

Ramones. But they were shitty on purpose.

Did you ever listen to Nirvana?

Bair Hand wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:49 am

TenBenny wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:47 pm

I don't see DJ Ashba in the photo.

he's standing behind the neck of the bass - you just can't see his face.

Ah, not sure that's not Iggypopwilleatitself, judging by the hat and stance.

Oh, wait what am I saying...

What members of Metallica have tasted it? Right. Four collectible bottles, each with different signature: "If I still drank, I'd probably drink this." - James Hetfield "It looks like it might go good with Pepsi. Or Sprite. Yeah, Sprite or 7up." -Kirk Hammet "Obviously a fantastic choice if you're i...

Theater of Pain by Motley Crue was their first follow up letdown.

It was a letdown from Shout, sure, but that was a great album. Theater was kinda good.

Still spin it. I mean... add some of the songs to my playlists... yeah.

Absolutely not worse than Super Stroke.

Neither is After the Dawn, which rumor has it was second choice after Dawnless.


I'm not sure any of this warrants its own thread, though.