Or that he was born with a dick in his ass. Let's examine this. A birth defect.. or more like a rape effect? Let's examine further... is it attached to him? Facing inward or out? Sideways? How would it change his life other than never being able to shit properly? Also, imagine getting ready to fuck...

I flipped a Harmony Flying V and it really wasn't easier for me. Also found zero left handed guitars in pawn shops.

Now, with my nearly Manowar Powerful fret hand, I can just hammer-on full chords and use my pick hand to point at hot chicks in the audience.

Love_Industry wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 6:00 am

.... Bjarne Johansson....

Odd fact: When most people hear Brian Johnson introduce himself, that's how they imagine his name might be spelled.

If you didn't already know this, read it a second time and then know it: By best solo career I am assuming you mean most successful correct? If so, then the answer is DLR. And yes, his solo career was more successful than Halford and Dickinson. Overall, I don't like any Pearcy album more than Roth's...

I'm just here to throw sunshine at mOBSCENE_2004. Great poster. Welcome back.

I don't always get this impression from Jake's interviews, but.... is it just me, or does this sound like 100% horse shit? :roll: "At least I'm not a slant-eyed Japanese bastard?" The meth said that to you back in the 90s, Jake. Not Mick. What's hard to believe about that comment? People talked lik...

milk-milk-lemonade wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:48 pm

Any famous musicians die at 47? To put WOLF on edge.

Unless you are playing coy, two demerits for not remembering Jani goddamn Lane.


If you even think about saying he wasn't famous, that'll be two-- no three, yeah, three more demerits, buster!

dmbrocker wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:03 pm

The fact that Tommy was/is a wigger to a certain extent proves that he's not racist.

Is Nikki Sixx being racist when he puts on a sombrero and talks like Cheech?

If someone made an image law and he had to do that twenty four hours a day would he be less/more racist?

"The "better looking" comment was pretty narcissistic, shallow, and unnecessary.." "The stuff about being better looking are the words of an insecure dude." "The "better looking" comment is uncalled for and should have been left out of it." What the full-blown fuck has happened to this board? I'm pr...

The guy in the middle is ready for someone to rock it.




Money says that's not gonna happen.

lifelike wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:25 am

EvilRockPosh wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:07 pm

ratt_gang_member wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:58 pm

What does that title mean?

Two down, four to go.

Yes......2 down 4 to go.

Yep. That's it. 2 Down 4 To Go.

He was pretty cool, only time ive ever been in a tour bus was his Did you suck his dick? Beat me to it. Were there any girls in the line? The only time I ever saw Mark Slaughter he was in a strip club acting like a rock star. It was all chicks on the stages, so whatever SemenPilferer...

I love Justin Hawkins’s voice and I think King Diamond’s is lame as fuck. Suck it, Fools. I know quite a few girls that dig The Darkness (no, not my pubes, man, but maybe...) and none that like King Diamond. Makes perfect sense since you're a girl. Oh wait, that's not even an insult anymore. Preten...

Add "vs LA Guns - Speed" to the title

Throw in a pic of each singer in mid-sing

Find a 'curious' smiley, put it at the bottom...


At least twelve more views, one more comment... Guaranteed.



KaQotU not bad, jake, not bad at all.

KaQotU not bad, jake, not bad at all.

DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:06 pm

Mazerati wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:47 pm

I masturbated on this Irene Cara album cover

You too? What a small world.

How did you not see him across the coffee table?

How's the band goin, Freddy?

I would respect it a lot more it was fifteen minutes long.

"Career"? Yeah. Like a job. He does some work, gets paid. Does it again. Social Intercourse - aforementioned shitty production and filler, not horrible if you dig his voice and style in general, like demos. Fueler - his 'blackacidevil.' Gambler's (sic) & Thieves rules. Ends with Round and Round XXX...

roxxxtar wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:55 pm

Not great, but better than the four turds they released last month.

I agree. SomeXs I lisssten to it to rememmmber how great that year of Sludge was.

The dead kennedys got me into punk. Kill the Poor first song I heard, still a fave. Here's a return question, a 'fire back' if you will: Do you like Guys Who Work Out and Give Advice About it in Chat Rooms, who decide to smoke pot and then change their username, only to get blasted by the 'fan base'...

Some cool guitar, moods, etc, but no songs took hold.

I recall thinking it was a lot better the first time around.

Ya know, the whole truth will never come out to the public in a totally convincing way. I tend to believe that these cases are just people trying to cash in. And if I am wrong... well these stupid kids could've been molested by somebody a lot worse than Michael Jackson so they should just consider ...

tym wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:16 am

Jesus Hurting someone just scares me.

As well it should. I hate to have to tell you this, but he actually did that a lot. However, since he became such a celebrity, many of his sins have been washed away.

VincentVanWinger wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:28 pm

I don’t get how so many hate this band yet claim to love Warrant, Slaughter and Firehouse. It’s the same shit.

It's the vocals.

Corey T and Dave G aren't much better in that respect.


I don't love the above bands but I like them a small bit.

But who will be five years dead... in five years?

No one said how this one rates for them....


I think it's okay. Strong 6.5 outta 10.

Danzig in the Dark wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 07, 2019 7:38 am

When you quit your job, you will be able to hold your head up high.

Argent you jumping the gun here?

What if he has scoliosis?

These days, with 'tweets, selfie, bff, loves me some, da fuck...' shit like that, maybe something like nerkle would have taken off.

Nerd is solid.

Nerkle is weak.

Has anyone else checked out the old Adrian Smith and Pals album Silver and Gold yet? I haven't listened to it in years and I personally think I may never listen to it again.

Any other thoughts on it?

And now it's OFFICIAL.