ever thought that it was YOU not them?

just sayin'

fo real though, esp. if you is old and busted.

flabby tits and scary skin does not a big dick make.

You blow a roadie and then what? You go backstage and the entire band knows what you had to do to get there, won't touch you because they know you just blew a road dog that probably hasn't bathed since a week before and they were blown three times a day by other stupid, desparate chicks like you in...

Simone Simons FTW!

not sure if they are "metal" but check out Marcella Bovio in your spare time. she did some euro prog metal stuff w/ Arjen Luco-whatever the fuck his name is. hot mexican gal classically trained on the violin.