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by knuckles.is.contractual
Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:51 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

I think he looks like Tigger.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:47 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

Oh, never mind. 51 is about right.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:29 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

Cal Ripken Jr is looking young for 51.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:52 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

The picture thread has been derailed at least 300 times. It can survive yours.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:47 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

Make him post his jean tag too, just for tradition.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:18 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

Don't mind her. It's just that you and sara are destined to be nemeses. You are brunette and she is blonde. You are from the UK and she is from the USA. She wants 0 anal and you want infinity anal. I look forward to seeing which of you stands victor over her slain enemy after your inevitable meeting...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:00 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The Count to a Million Thread
Replies: 4001
Views: 248689

Re: The Count to a Million Thread

I hope this thread makes it to a million and then everyone who participated in it has it printed out and stuffed up their ass.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:42 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Do you like the Jets new logo?
Replies: 29
Views: 2305

Re: Do you like the Jets new logo?

I liked it immediately, but the more I see it the more I don't like it.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:57 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12321
Views: 869362

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

I watched the first 2 matrix movies last night. I dunno why people hate the second so much. If you watch it right after the first there's no real difference. Ok, the rave against the machines sucks, but it's only 3 minutes. The action scenes are way better in the second one. But a lot of the CGI in ...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:35 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12321
Views: 869362

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

It did look strange, but I figured it was just a shitty fake vagina to get around that whole naked kid thing. I guess I just didn't give their makeup team enough credit.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:57 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12321
Views: 869362

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

To be fair, the shot of the crotch is pretty short. And if you're like me you spend most of it going "GAH, WTF MAN!" because you think they just tried to show you a kids vagina. And "I'm not a girl" could mean easily mean "I'm not a girl, because I'm not human". Or "I'm not a girl because I'm, like,...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:43 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: deathbymenstruation (aka FATSO)
Replies: 1
Views: 904

Re: deathbymenstruation (aka FATSO)

Emphasis on the "heavy"?
by knuckles.is.contractual
Tue May 10, 2011 4:18 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12321
Views: 869362

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

:cry: Everybody thinks my love is horrible :cry:
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:21 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

Does that wall wart that has to have the cable pointing up annoy you every time you notice it?
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:05 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Who's the most hated bitch on da board,besides the mod?;)j/k
Replies: 144
Views: 12428

Re: Who's the most hated bitch on da board,besides the mod?;

I just read the thread title and started laughing again that he thought he'd get away with it.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:02 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Who's the most hated bitch on da board,besides the mod?;)j/k
Replies: 144
Views: 12428

Re: Who's the most hated bitch on da board,besides the mod?;

MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:Have Mike Tramp's White Lion perform the theme song, "When the Asses Cry".
:lol:
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:41 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Who's the most hated bitch on da board,besides the mod?;)j/k
Replies: 144
Views: 12428

Re: Who's the most hated bitch on da board,besides the mod?;

He was banned because there were unraped asses crying out for salvation. At least that's how it goes in my head. I'm writing a movie.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:58 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Who's the most hated bitch on da board,besides the mod?;)j/k
Replies: 144
Views: 12428

Re: Who's the most hated bitch on da board,besides the mod?;

I didn't like him. I can't think of any posters I liked less. There might have been a couple. But like I will this assraping assraper assrapist I've forgotten them all long ago.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:27 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

MurrayFiend wrote:Well, my life is really quite sad and pathetic but I'm not pretending otherwise, you know?

At least I've got quite some time before I hit 40. :lol:
:x
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:33 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: So FreakShow
Replies: 181
Views: 13546

Re: So FreakShow

,.|.. Sit on it and rotate.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:53 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: So FreakShow
Replies: 181
Views: 13546

Re: So FreakShow

Up your nose with a rubber hose.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:32 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

I suffer from unrelenting reality. It's a real drag.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:18 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

I don't know why I complain when you say I look like Jani. He's way better looking than me. It's always been ridiculous. I can't keep up the charade any longer. I expected someone to call me out on that years ago, but I guess I forget nobody is paying attention.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:07 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The new post a pic of yourself thread.
Replies: 22693
Views: 2324344

Re: The new post a pic of yourself thread.

Don't forget he was a huge lardass so his standards were that of a huge lardass. Soon, when his tastes catch up to his newly svelte body, you'll find he will be turning up his nose at the ladies of sludge left and right. Jesus fuck, stop posting and let someone get a goddamn post in without hitting ...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:08 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: So FreakShow
Replies: 181
Views: 13546

Re: So FreakShow

I think I'm going to stop fucking with him in the hopes he doesn't show up at my house and assrape me for real, be it to the death or no.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:00 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: So FreakShow
Replies: 181
Views: 13546

Re: So FreakShow

He just called me a school boy and then said he enjoys the debauchery of a society in which it was common for adult males to fuck male children. You know that shit wasn't a joke. This is getting pretty gross, dude.