Search found 296 matches

by uptheass
Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:27 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368837

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

Black_Dog wrote:Trashy.

Definitely trashy.
so is writing stories like this on a message board where your son or daughter can read them
by uptheass
Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:49 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

good to see i still have my fans who save my pictures like the pASSenger who wants to read about comic books and play wow I read comics and play WoW. They are both more enjoyable than resembling a Pinhead/Muppet/Shrek. What's your point? you need to grow up you are not 15 years old anymore only peo...
by uptheass
Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:02 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: cherokeepony
Replies: 343
Views: 141765

Re: cherokeepony

Luminiferous wrote:Image
this reminds me of you during the 90s when you played guitar for the band that was too busy busking in the street of atlanta to pay for your own food when you cant even play your guitar

owned
by uptheass
Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:18 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

were did itbuyswhoresamongus go hes had too much of my owning and the passenger is too busy reading comic books to reply to the thread that he started owned Actually, I've been sitting here watching half of Sludge tear you a new asshole. you are the one looking for comic book advice on the internet...
by uptheass
Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:15 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368837

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

Bumping this bitch again. Got no reason, what the heck. Maybe later tonight I'll give you guys an account of my ill-fated foray into double penetration. It's not a pretty story. However, I don't have time to tell it right now. its too bad your parents didnt think about what they were doing for even...
by uptheass
Sat May 30, 2009 9:48 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368837

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Contest

chickenona wrote:Sorry I didn't respond right away, some very unsexy real-world woes dominated my time last night. But that was awesome.
let me guess you couldnt get your fat ass out of the couch to post
by uptheass
Sat May 30, 2009 9:44 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

were did itbuyswhoresamongus go hes had too much of my owning and the passenger is too busy reading comic books to reply to the thread that he started


owned
by uptheass
Fri May 29, 2009 11:40 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368837

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Contest

When I was coked out, I would jerk off so long that if I didn't continue to snort and apply baby oil to my cock, it was too excruciating to continue. My dick became so raw, that if I lost my high, touching it would make me scream in pain. I'm talking marathon sessions that would last 48 hours. I of...
by uptheass
Thu May 28, 2009 7:19 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368837

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Contest

of course you like this thread its the only place where anyone like you who has to pay for girls to sleep with him can talk about it or jack off over something that a trannie writes for you to get excited about there is lots of porn that is on the internet for you to read or download im sure you kn...
by uptheass
Thu May 28, 2009 5:25 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368837

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Contest

Uptheass, get off the fucking thread. Ok, you're right. I have spent way more than 14 days writing about whores, but still less time than it takes for you to apply chap stick to your fucking sperm flaked stupid mouth. Take this bullshit somewhere else. I like this thread. I want to read the contrib...
by uptheass
Thu May 28, 2009 12:48 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368837

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Contest

you are pathetic itpayswhorestosleepwithhimcozhestoouglyamongus you spend all your time on the internet writing this kind of trash while your wife is at home fantasizing about baseball players you must be a real ugly greasy haired world of warcraft player to have to write this kind of things on the...
by uptheass
Wed May 27, 2009 6:28 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Hookers don't accept one liners, Uptheass. If they did, I wouldn't be wasting them on you. But listen, you have me interested here. I appreciate you keeping me company all day, but I would really like to know if you're actually mentally disabled. Its OK to admit it. At this point denying it would b...
by uptheass
Wed May 27, 2009 1:27 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Were you upset when you found out that you weren't the only one tea-bagging named Lipton? were you upset that you typed that and it didnt even make any sense you need to save your one liners for the hookers you need to pay to sleep with you since you are too ugly to get a real woman to sleep with you
by uptheass
Wed May 27, 2009 12:58 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Itjogsamongus wrote:Were you upset when you found out lip synching wasn't a way for your mouth to be cast as The Titanic?
were you upset when you didnt have anymore money left to pay for them to suck your dick coz you are too ugly to get a real woman
by uptheass
Wed May 27, 2009 12:03 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368837

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Contest

you are pathetic itpayswhorestosleepwithhimcozhestoouglyamongus you spend all your time on the internet writing this kind of trash while your wife is at home fantasizing about baseball players you must be a real ugly greasy haired world of warcraft player to have to write this kind of things on the ...
by uptheass
Wed May 27, 2009 11:59 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Itjogsamongus wrote:Were you upset when you realized liposuction wasn't what it seemed?
were you upset when you realized that you were too ugly to get a real woman to sleep with you and that you had to give her money to sleep with you??
by uptheass
Wed May 27, 2009 10:59 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

I really hope you mean what you're saying here Uptheass, because if this is only lip service, I'm thinking it will never fucking end. your obsessed with me you always follow me around and you are the one who can never end even tho you are too ugly to get a real woman to sleep with you i read your p...
by uptheass
Wed May 27, 2009 10:28 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Did uptheass get banned again? I haven't seen any of his posts in a few days. i was never banned i just have a life away from the internet you dummys should look into it as well instead of buying whores and playing world of warcraft and reading comic books I don't know anything about that world of ...
by uptheass
Tue May 26, 2009 4:47 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Thebottomline wrote:Did uptheass get banned again? I haven't seen any of his posts in a few days.
i was never banned i just have a life away from the internet you dummys should look into it as well instead of buying whores and playing world of warcraft and reading comic books
by uptheass
Fri May 22, 2009 4:30 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

so you can post a jpg like racist bane can also im not impressed come back when you have something
by uptheass
Fri May 22, 2009 3:02 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Itjogsamongus wrote:Anything you say, pussylips.
so you have nothing again i see you really suck at this

advantige uptheass
by uptheass
Fri May 22, 2009 2:19 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Itjogsamongus wrote:The Mississippi River doesn't have a mouth as big as this stupid motherfucker.
still obsessed with me and my mouth i see ive been here alot longer than you have and i can own you all day and night if you keep obsessing
by uptheass
Thu May 21, 2009 9:08 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

the passenger wrote:How does one go about having this twat re-banned?
how does one go about finding a comic book to read that you can understand enough to read to your nephew and not look stupid you can never compete with an own miester like msyself why dont you come back when you have something

owned
by uptheass
Thu May 21, 2009 8:43 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Is this all because I fucked your wife? Seriously, I was just curious to see what a fat girl felt like and she wanted to know what a dick looked like. It was for science. I can see how me wanting to improve my nephew's reading would upset you, as the most any of the men in your childhood ever did w...
by uptheass
Thu May 21, 2009 8:21 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

Really? World of Warcraft jokes? That's it, you dumb fuck? I hope you have kids. You get to watch them die first. i dont have kids but if i did i wouldnt be asking people on the internet what comic books i should read to them like you are doing when you watch them fail at life like you did come bac...
by uptheass
Thu May 21, 2009 7:15 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: uptheass
Replies: 141
Views: 60475

Re: uptheass

good to see i still have my fans who save my pictures like the pASSenger who wants to read about comic books and play wow