Seriously? I have always avoided this thread, but clicked this last page out of sheer boredom today. Jesus Christ on a Krispy Kreme. THIS is what you idiotic bitches have managed to blither on about for hundreds of pages? This stodgy, puffy, less-than-brilliant, middle aged mess who's obviously been...

I posted something about her stalking one of the New York Islanders on the sports board a long time ago and she came off her hinges at me in a PM. I mean UNGLUED, it was a little frightening. I was just giving her a little shit but man you would have thought I insulted her dead grandmother. Maybe h...

SinCityQuennie wrote:And you call your post past the third grade...again, hadly idiot. Mine was meant to match your IQ level...never said it was genius prose.
I don't see how saying anyone gave a person AIDS is funny.

I can't believe you gave someone aids.

Dumb hooker.

I got a tedious one taking me to task for referring to a 19 month time frame as "years." "It's not two complete years, so technically you should not have said YEARS." To which I responded "thanks for the tip. Next time I'll say "Yeah, it's been one and a half year since...

Springtime patio sex is teh_awesome. Poor racergirl. You sound so lonely. You were "like that in the 80's" but you're STILL out on Sunset every night. Now that's just sad right there. I mean, unless you're like a Meter maid. Or a street sweeper. Or a panhandler or something. Oh well. If yo...

RichHoltGuitar wrote:Eain' ain't cheatin'...

Jesus Christ, you're retarded.

Especially a gypsy horse. They're bad ass.

Probably. If he isn't too busy partying like a rockstar with inked-up mommy in a $5,000/night hotel suite. You have to have your priorities.




Totally excellent to see you!

Nothing says "Princess Bride" quite like a tiara and a tube top.

BlackCrypt wrote:

Well. I guess we know where HMJ shops now...

Wow. The rocknrev.com website is worth checking out again...

Interesting stuff in "articles" about Eddy P.

Poor Rev. Loved by all but one.

Yeah. She was stupid to go in from that side. It's obvious he dresses to the left.

What ERIC ADAMS so aptly demonstrated: a brain and a wicked sense of humor.

You are very brilliant, clever and evil, Krossbones.

I'm GodassFla, and this has been Mawfia Tawk.






Mick, I hope you choke on maple syrup today.

futonsrf wrote:WTF?

Look for an image to show brainwashing and you get whatever the fuck is going on here?

Dude. That's fucking out of control. Who the hell would pair a purple accent ceiling border with red patterned carpet? Jesus!

You're not boring, but you have a lot to learn about what turns men on.

Are you wishing I was one of them, and that I want you sooooooooooo bad because you are so irrestistable and special and sexy. I would not go see you for free let alone pay like I would to listen to a great band Jesus, Cliff. See what you've done? You can't let them think their opinions matter abou...

Asking dumb hookers to explain dumb hookers. This is why I love you so.

Pass.

I dunno, Cliff! I'd say you seem pretty interested in any remark that concerns you. But don't worry. That's the mark of a true leader . A Sludge Leader. You need to stay on top of your troops, and we all understand the value of intel. Forget those kids that call you cripplingly insecure! You and I k...

Careful, there, Ms Dupree...you just might get yourself banned writing the admins about such nonsense. FYI, my wife is 24 and I'm not creeping up on 40, I am 40. later...Cliffy OMGZ!!! See? Already 40! It's just almost too incredible to believe. I'll let the 24 year-old wife thing slide, as it's mu...

Don't make the dangerous mistake of thinking me an EZN fan.

Seriously.

I just want to know if Chip still has a foot fetish.

Hey! I care about you, Cliffy. You're just the type of poster that Metal Sludge needs!. You're obviously brilliant and side-splittingly hilarious, not to mention a fucking AMAZING guitar player who actually WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY!!! Seriously, no one else around here can say that. And good looking? W...

Silly boy. If you'd slowed your breathless quest to impress everyone around you with your dazzling urban viewpoints, you might have noticed that I don't HAVE any feelings. You conjur visions of a flighty mama's boy, bathed in the competing aromas of Axe and Clearasil, sporting his first erection upo...

You know, Duck, I always liked you. Past tense. This is a sad thing, as even when all the other quasi-intelligent posters were hawking e-loogies on your posts, I never joined in and usually thought "you know, that's actually pretty funny / correct / insightful." Embrace your demotion. You'...

You know, there's really no refuting his irrefutable claims of proof, time -taking and ownage. Wait. What?

"Shitzialloveme" is its pitiful attempt to insult me. Very revealing, don't you think? Dear Syndrome of a Down, I can't show up on this board for 48 hours without your webbed fingers tingling with uncontrollable rage. Yes, you poor thing. I know how much you hate me. As I really don't have...