By the way, I met Jeff Healy as well, in Seattle. He met ME using the 'braille method' and felt me up...oh, he felt me up GOOD! Pinching my nipples, kneading my firm flesh (it was years ago, you know). He asked me if I'd help him find his room, and when we got there, he asked me to guide him to his...

She needs to go away...rain dance off a cliff or something...anything. Her and screechqueef.

yeesh.

I guess we know why she has so many cats. She probably harvests their fur...a legit reasoning behind teh_hatred for PETA and animal rights activists.

Kockstar was onto something...

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Hello, my name is Aurora Autumn Bear. I enjoy nights under the big dipper, selling discounted fireworks, and fly fishing.

It's about fucking time! I rarely post in here, but this chick fucking sucks. At first I thought this had to be a terrible nym or something...but no. The chick has got to be 5 pow wows short of sanity. She probably lives surrounding herself with a plethora of those tacky bald eagle and running horse...

aiwa, we might be going to the same show. I wonder if he's going to have Kat Von Derelict with him in lieu of Valentine's.

1.) Martin Sweet 2.) David Lee Roth (I would love to hear the sound of him going, ahhhhyeaaaaahhhhhh! after giving him finger.) 3.) Colin Farrell 4.) Vince Neil, if and only if there was a magical time machine available to take him back to looking like he did at the US festival...unfortunately, that...

the pain on my eyes after reading one feels like sticking my tongue in a blender's spokes while on the "puree" function.

It was a sad day when he crawled out of the abortion bucket. Does this prick eat brain tumors for breakfast or something?

Michael Monroe from what I've heard.

He's so ugly, he makes Carrot Top look good....and that's saying a lot.

paper bag...STAT!