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by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 29, 2024 12:04 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ace Frehley Says He Doesn’t ‘Believe’ Kiss Is Truly Retired From Touring
Replies: 7
Views: 378

Re: Ace Frehley Says He Doesn’t ‘Believe’ Kiss Is Truly Retired From Touring

I'm beginning to think they're paying Ace to keep their names in the spotlight.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:58 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Okay...Which Sludger Is This?
Replies: 7
Views: 108

Re: Okay...Which Sludger Is This?

That's what happens when you have "Tiger Parents" that beat you if you slack. Ah. I thought it was natural talent and ability. Guess not. Eddie Van Halen's dad must have REALLY REALLY messed with him. Eddie wasn't Asian. https://media.tenor.com/6GsRI8eoiTQAAAAM/joke-sarcastic.gif WHOOSH!
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:37 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Okay...Which Sludger Is This?
Replies: 7
Views: 108

Re: Okay...Which Sludger Is This?

TooOldToCare wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 10:54 am That's what happens when you have "Tiger Parents" that beat you if you slack.
Ah. I thought it was natural talent and ability.
Guess not.
Eddie Van Halen's dad must have REALLY REALLY messed with him.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 29, 2024 8:41 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Okay...Which Sludger Is This?
Replies: 7
Views: 108

Re: Okay...Which Sludger Is This?

GreatWhiteSnake wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 8:36 am I've seen that. Terrifying...
And she looks sorta bored, instead of making faces of a guitarist in pain.
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 28, 2024 9:17 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Me ripping’ a solo circa 94”
Replies: 27
Views: 635

Re: Me ripping’ a solo circa 94”

Don't Damn Me wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 8:09 pm
I'll put my playing & songwriting up against anybody here.
If you're so talented, why aren't you famous and why don't you make a fabulous living doing it?
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:07 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Wolfie
Replies: 13
Views: 471

Re: Wolfie

His hand is as big as her butt.
He's beyond Hoss Cartwright territory.
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The AI images thread
Replies: 32
Views: 1615

Re: The AI images thread

Some of the hands on some of the chicks in sleeks pics are fucked up. That's part of the deal. You have to explain what you want...very explicitly and carefully. Sometimes it does stuff on it's own. I was working on an American Old West pic, and it put antlers instead of horns on a couple of buffal...
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 4:40 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?
Replies: 22
Views: 755

Re: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?

Very cool! The details of your story had me wondering the other day as to how Zach was when he was younger compared to the full blown gabagool speaking parody he is now? Normally, I wouldn't have even noticed, but like I said, his mom was cute, and they seemed fascinated by all the production stuff...
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:14 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: MORC 2024 ... A few notable changes happened this past few days, starting with TNT cancelling due to a VISA issue.
Replies: 25
Views: 1315

Re: MORC 2024 ... A few notable changes happened this past few days, starting with TNT cancelling due to a VISA issue.

LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:33 pm When I eventually take my trip to Antarctica im never coming back.
You'll love the beach. All you'll need are flip flops, tee shirts and shorts.
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:06 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?
Replies: 22
Views: 755

Re: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?

I was on a union stage crew at an Ozzy show that was one of Zakk Wyld's early gigs. He was a fresh-faced kid. He had a female minder who might have been his mom. Makes sense - I think he was only 20 when he got the gig. He looked younger, and his mom was hot. https://i.imgur.com/a34blCC.png Before ...
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:51 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians
Replies: 11
Views: 513

Re: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians

maninblack wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:47 am
She invented tapping.
She started out by tapping a keg, then she moved on to Morse Code.

She makes Gene and Paul look like imbeciles.
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:44 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians
Replies: 11
Views: 513

Re: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians

maninblack wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:32 am
Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:27 am Girl in the back is Ace’s fiancé.
Really? I wonder if she did the guitar solos?
Maybe little pieces of them...like everybody else.
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 9:04 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians
Replies: 11
Views: 513

Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=See8XTnd5tM

Ace has a wacky, cartoon like voice.
It seems to be rubbing off on Steve Brown, who is starting to speak like him.
They both sound like Tony Clifton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtHyc43Firk
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:28 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4501
Views: 1274174

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

I just saw something on TV while channel surfing. A country artist was singing while playing an acoustic with a capo. He had a tight band. Near the end of his song, it modulated up a half step. While the band played the first note of the modulation, the guy moved his capo up a fret, then fell back i...
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Pet Owners Question
Replies: 14
Views: 395

Re: Pet Owners Question

Dogs be loyal and man’s best friend is total pile of dog sh*t Dog runs away or gets new family- takes them about a week to find new “best” friend. With no memory of last owner. Dogs are like Dames and Games strippers Wrong. My dog doesn't even go down to the corner to have a drink and a sniff with ...
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1271

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

eddie lee roth wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:29 am Lorne Michaels offering $3,000 to The Beatles to reunite on SNL back in the 70’s.
Then George wanted to know if that was per man or if it was the total. :D
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:47 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Pet Owners Question
Replies: 14
Views: 395

Re: Pet Owners Question

I have never owned any pets and I've heard that for example, a dogs unconditional love is something really special. I don't doubt it. So my question is this: i know that most people-I guess all? Will talk to their pets and say things like, " Hang on!", "Do you want to go outside?&quo...
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:13 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?
Replies: 22
Views: 755

Re: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?

I was on a union stage crew at an Ozzy show that was one of Zakk Wyld's early gigs. He was a fresh-faced kid. He had a female minder who might have been his mom.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:03 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album
Replies: 8
Views: 421

Re: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album

Those cats are tug boats.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album
Replies: 8
Views: 421

Re: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album

Hmmmmm.
Those kitties didn't jump in there because they like to swim.
He must smell like sardines or something.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:30 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1271

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

GoodJudge wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:49 pm Van Halen parachuting is hard to top. Maybe it inspired 'Queen Elizabeth' parachuting into the Olympic stadium in 2012?
Santa Claus(s) have been parachuting at events for nearly a century.
It's an old TV and radio station publicity stunt, like flagpole sitting.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:22 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1271

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

The Stones rolling down 5th Ave in NYC, playing on a flatbed truck.

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by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:33 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Who’s the next to lie about retirement?
Replies: 7
Views: 538

Re: Who’s the next to lie about retirement?

ParaDime77 wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2024 4:47 pm KISS has to be licking their chops already.
"The PAUL STANLEY band PRESENTS THE SOUNDS OF KISS"

(insert punchline)
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, etc..
Replies: 23
Views: 710

Re: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, e

1. Carlos Stonebreed suddenly starts getting big checks after Britney Spears covers one of his tunes that becomes a huge hit which is played in strip clubs all across America and Canada. 2. Wolfie loses all the excess weight, becomes an athlete, is featured on Wheaties boxes, and later decides to be...
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:37 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16803
Views: 4569692

Re: Dump Shithole

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by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:40 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: ONE album since 2000
Replies: 45
Views: 1189

Re: ONE album since 2000

Todd Rundgren - Liars
Recorded on a laptop at home with vocals done in a linen closet.
Still studio quality, though.