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by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:12 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630062

Re: Dump Shithole

We may never recover from Trump's bullshit. Between that and the Covid pandemic, I think we're going to have at least ONE 'lost generation', with a big lack of education, ambition and common sense. However, the US has made several comebacks after major physical and social catastrophes, and will pro...
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:37 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Mr. Big Using Backup Lead Vocalist
Replies: 19
Views: 1240

Re: Mr. Big Using Backup Lead Vocalist

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:22 am This is how you do it … Jon Bon Jovi take note.
Billy Joel does it.
by Turner Coates
Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:42 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The NEW What Song Are You Listening to Thread?
Replies: 3153
Views: 849386

Re: The NEW What Song Are You Listening to Thread?

Santa Barbara Machine Head - Porcupine Juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UExS19t ... rt_radio=1


John "Twink" Alder - drums
Kim Gardner - bass
Jon Lord - keyboards
Ronnie Wood - guitar
by Turner Coates
Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:19 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
Replies: 22
Views: 825

Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python

HottKarl777 wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:25 pm I seriously sometimes wonder if he is actually Eddie's kid. He is so much bigger than his dad it's weird.
Yeah. Maybe Marlon Brando or Meat Loaf was his dad.
by Turner Coates
Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:29 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
Replies: 22
Views: 825

Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python

maninblack wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:59 am A friend I have told me that Wolfgang can dislocate his jaw like a python so he can swallow those large big macs in one go. They say he can swallow a whole chicken in one go.
He ate a bear with his bare hands.
by Turner Coates
Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:27 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Valerie Bertinelli dating again.
Replies: 18
Views: 1085

Re: Valerie Bertinelli dating again.

Mystery man must be Pizza Hut delivery boy. He is at house few times a day “ hey moms why did Kevin Pizza Hut come over late last night ? I didn’t order anything. Why is he wearing pops 1983 tour bathrobe this morning?” Perhaps. Perhaps not. https://y.yarn.co/cb15539b-4595-48f1-a2d8-0385b2370bca_sc...
by Turner Coates
Sun Mar 17, 2024 8:10 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The first time you felt old at a concert?
Replies: 33
Views: 1322

Re: The first time you felt old at a concert?

It was at a Foghat gig, where Lonesome Dave was getting chubby and wearing spandex pants and a tight tee shirt.
I thought he looked ridiculous.
by Turner Coates
Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:11 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4510
Views: 1289859

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

I just saw something on TV while channel surfing. A country artist was singing while playing an acoustic with a capo. He had a tight band. Near the end of his song, it modulated up a half step. While the band played the first note of the modulation, the guy moved his capo up a fret, then fell back ...
by Turner Coates
Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:49 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: My new hair metal tee haul
Replies: 123
Views: 21633

Re: My new hair metal tee haul

My coolest hair metal shirt

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by Turner Coates
Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:34 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Wolfie’s Mom writes another book on food
Replies: 10
Views: 655

Re: Wolfie’s Mom writes another book on food

I assume Wolfie hasn't tried meth yet.
by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:28 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bon Jovi - Legendary
Replies: 44
Views: 2251

Re: Bon Jovi - Legendary

He knows he's close to the end of his career and he wants to form a solid bookend for his legacy, instead of fading away. This ain't gonna do it... It's better than, "By the end he sounded terrible, and the last time people heard him sing, he was pathetically out of tune." He'll be announ...
by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:05 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bon Jovi - Legendary
Replies: 44
Views: 2251

Re: Bon Jovi - Legendary

He knows he's close to the end of his career and he wants to form a solid bookend for his legacy, instead of fading away.
by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:58 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?
Replies: 53
Views: 2749

Re: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?

HueyRamone wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:09 am
Ever see the lead guitarist of the hottest band in the world play in a rehearsal room next to a pot of potato soup?
POTATO soup? Let me think........
No, not really.
by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 15, 2024 10:17 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bon Jovi - Legendary
Replies: 44
Views: 2251

Re: Bon Jovi - Legendary

JourneyRules wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:52 am This is awful.
Agreed there.

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by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:37 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?
Replies: 53
Views: 2749

Re: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?

kingbrian74 wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:24 am
Turner Coates wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:14 pm I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.
The Hungry Tiger?
If you mean the venue, it was Alfalfa's in Albuquerque.
by Turner Coates
Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:32 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?
Replies: 53
Views: 2749

Re: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?

Cindy Buzzedimisa wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 10:22 am Quite a few. I have a retired groupie friend who goes to all these things. Most notable was Exene from X. It wasn't even a music venue she was squeezed into a secondhand record store.
I saw a smoke shop that was advertising her playing there.
by Turner Coates
Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:27 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Texas Just Lost PornHub - Louisiana Laughs!
Replies: 9
Views: 500

Re: Texas Just Lost PornHub - Louisiana Laughs!

"If ya shake it twice, that's a misdemeanor.
Three or more times will get ya the chair."

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by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:47 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: What the hell is going on with Andy Sneap’s hair??
Replies: 44
Views: 2186

Re: What the hell is going on with Andy Sneap’s hair??

JamesHetfieldsAcneScars wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:39 pm
How do wig wearing head bangers bang their heads without their wigs falling off?
Gaffer's tape.
It has many uses and there's almost always some around when you're in a band.
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:32 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?
Replies: 53
Views: 2749

Re: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?

Rocker4Real wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:21 pm
Turner Coates wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:14 pm I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.
Let me guess. He sang?
He played guitar and sang some of the songs. but not all.
They were lame, like amateur folk musicians trying to play the blues.
People weren't into it and kept yelling for Monkees tunes.
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:14 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?
Replies: 53
Views: 2749

Re: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?

I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:01 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Sludger auditions for Ozzy’s band
Replies: 3
Views: 358

Re: Sludger auditions for Ozzy’s band

FreddyFender wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:55 am Berdoo has a brother??
Yeah...Berdont.
by Turner Coates
Tue Mar 12, 2024 1:58 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
Replies: 9
Views: 383

Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?

I don't know about groupies, but according to his mom, Ted Nugent's balls smell and taste like A1 Sauce and burnt hair.