So the first thing I said to Jake after the season ended last year was how I didn't trust Brett Myers and that I hoped the Phils would make a move to upgrade the #2. Thanks for not letting me down Brett.

Take Pooldude and Garbageman as examples and contrast them. Both have been around that scene forever and have forgotten more about it than a lot of us will ever know. The difference is that Harry will give you info and stories in a completely friendly and neutral way, usually with documentation LOL....

Gary Sheffield signs with the Mets.

nakedmadman wrote:Weee!!! Once you get Stoner rolling, she'll really bring the hammer, won't she?

I am totally gonna work "throatfuck" into sexy time with the wife. That's some can't-miss shit right there.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: how the Gooniegoogoo Tribe believes that seeing an owl throatfuck a sparrow under a full moon is a sign of anal fertility.

Have I ever told you how much I love you?

Now back to the regularly scheduled hate....

Who am I? Hint: I pitched for 12 years in the big leagues, and threw a perfect game in 1988. I'm now sitting in the can in Florida where I'm charged with not paying 99K of child support: http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mlb_experts__23/ept_sports_mlb_experts-199589012-1238520581.jpg?ymFc.BBDjX...

Sheffield must have pissed someone off. I mean to cut someone owing him $14 million dollars without letting the fucker hit one more home run? Leyland liked him. had him in Florida. I bet Al Davis signs him. I bet they trade Ordonez and maybe Guillen and hold on to Cabrera. Granderson is going to be...

The rumor was that Thames was on the trading block because of the OF logjam. I find it interesting that they picked up that kid from Atlanta to further muddy things. Another interesting thing I read was that the White Sox released OF Jerry Owens. Another blazer with no bat. Wonder who picks him up l...

Sheffield cut by Tigers at 499 home runs. I remember when he was on the Yankees, it was like having Mike Tyson on your team. Wow. No shit? Well obviously the Tigers are a racist organization. I just read that Sheffield getting the boot means that Marcus Thames will be an everday player, either at D...

I've had my facial hair for almost 20 years and hated working at places that I had to get rid of it. I can see where he's coming from to a certain extent. The whole "clean and wholesome" thing is a bunch of bullshit in Baseball circa 2009. I guess the thousands of people who wear Manny wig...

Is Pierre going to be a starter this year in LA? He leads the league so far in preseason SB. Guy still has the wheels.

TawnyVonJagger wrote:

killeverything wrote: Yep. We'll be going to the groundbreaking ceremony, whenever that will be! Can't wait, it'll be amazing.

Are they going to give you a bag and have you help pick up the old cans and tires too?

unbelievable end to the USA game last night. Shame only 13K people saw it.

I would be more worried about Manny looking like a cow running around LF than Hamels' elbow.

I had "Oslo Burger King" pop up on my facebook page the other day. It's becoming ubiquitous.

Shouldn't he be teaching at Banjo Institute?

Sources say Griffey will return to Mariners. Guy has never really cared much about winning, has he? A guy I work with was bitching because he heard that Junior's contract is heavily weighted to attendance numbers. With the state that Seattle is in, I wouldn't blame them. At any rate, I'm going up t...

I've said it before, I pine for the days of good clean role models like Mickey Mantle, Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb.

tin00can wrote:I think Kendry Morales will put together a good season for the Angels (20-25 HR, .340-.360 OBP, solid OPS). I know there will be quite a few 1B who do better than him, but he might be a good sleeper/bench candidate.

You playing this year? There are 4 slots left, get in there if you haven't yet!

I predict that the Yahoo Fantasy analysts will give Matt Wieters such a furious ballwashing that someone easily impressionable (like say, me) will use an ill-advised draft pick on him.

A little OT, but am I just behind the times or has the Roberto Alomar AIDS thing not been public knowledge? He's getting sued by a former lover who said he had unprotected sex with her knowing he had full blown AIDS.

JakeYonkel wrote: Roger Clemens had Ben-Gay applied to his testicles by the Yankees' trainer before every start. Read that again. Yup.

I realize that being a part of the Yankee organization is a pride thing, but is THAT worth it? I bet Machado would have done it, though.

lerxstcat wrote:He also had a story about getting arrested by MPS after he accidentally drove onto a military base while drunk.

I think you misspelled "got his ass beat by".

Orioles get Rich Hill from the Cubs for player to be named later.

Mets offer Oliver Perez 3 yr/36 million pending physical.

Deathcurse 2021 has potential. Someone needs to run with that shit.

Christ, what did he do this time?

90 percent of your shit makes me laugh. 30 percent of THAT shit is funny in a way that I couldn't put together on a good day. I guess that makes me a cheerleader, though I don't stick my nose into much of what goes down daily.

Anyone think Ryan Howard gets the 18 million arbitration award he's going for?

chickenona wrote:

Go fuck yourself in the ass and hope a fucking donkey doesn't cum in your fucking nostrils while a horse cums all in your asshole.

This rocks.

That quote sounds like something HMZ would say.