Doogie wrote:

Mitzi Dupree wrote:
I think we're definitely in Lillian Vernon territory.

Damn... that bitch is OLD if that's the case.

Miles Kimball even.

Cole Hamels 3 yr/20.5 million dollar extension.

And the Phillies, looking for the final piece of the multi decade dynasty, are interested in Nomar Garciaparra.

Facedown wrote:Pat Burrell signs 2yr/16mil with Rays.

That's some irony right there.

I would take Milton Bradley in a heartbeat. He's got a lot of upside if he can stay healthy. Sociopaths are entertaining. Great combination.

Swiss-Army Knife (and semi-regular PKOS fantasy team member) Mark DeRosa to Cleveland for 3 prospects.

Agreed, the Yankee players should emulate shining examples of good behavior like Mickey Mantle and Babe Ruth.

Jeter's play at ss will have nothing to do with The yankees winning a world series. He is servicable and rises in the big spots. I just wish at the next pitching mound meeting he tells Cano that for now on, he only wants pussy juice from his fingers on the baseball. So you are telling me that Cano'...

Any hot dog stands open in this bitch yet?

Let's get back to potential titles for this thing.

I say "Midnight Meat Snack", distributed by Lyin'sGate films.

Facedown wrote:Phillies resign Moyer for 2 years and sign Chan Ho Park for 1.

Park will compete with Kyle Kendrick/Carlos Carrasco for the 5 spot. I would have liked to see them be more aggressive in getting some pitching, but I think they feel they have a solid rotation.

The Peavy Deal may be a 3 way with the Phillies that sends DeRosa to Philly and Kyle Kendrick/J.A. Happ to San Diego. The Cubs reluctance to lose DeRosa is holding things up but rumors are the deal is close. Also, the Phillies got catcher Ronnie Paulino and the Indians are close to signing Kerry Wood.

The "KFC Closes" one is funnier IMO. But yeah, a sig like that makes you look like an ingnorant hillbilly.

Angels are jumping in to the Sabathia craziness.

I weep in sorrow.

Where are they? Has anyone saved them? I feel liked I've missed out. Archie complained and the creator of the shops had to take them down. There was a 'history of Archie's" collection - the ice cream truck at lynchings in the south, at German extermination camps, things like that. The Klan one...

SatanHimself has done some wicked photoshops of the Ice Cream Truck.

johnk5150 wrote:

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:ESPN is reporting that Chase Utley needs hip surgery and may not be back in the lineup until JUNE. Fuck.

Wah!!! The Phillie fan should be down in the dumps. It's been almost a month since their team won anything.

Got bitter?

johnk5150 wrote:

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:ESPN is reporting that Chase Utley needs hip surgery and may not be back in the lineup until JUNE. Fuck.

Wah!!! The Phillie fan should be down in the dumps. It's been almost a month since their team won anything.

Got bitter?

ESPN is reporting that Chase Utley needs hip surgery and may not be back in the lineup until JUNE. Fuck.

Smells_Like_Bad_Box wrote:

I think that's from ItalianRockStar's photobucket.

A couple of other random bits I read today: -Florida pitcher Henry Owens will be suspended 50 games starting in 2009 for performance-enhancing drugs. Any major league player caught doing this should get an extra 50 games tacked on for stupidity. Seriously, why even take the chance anymore? -Twins se...

This is the craziness of FA season.

First the Phillies were the frontrunners.

Then a report that St. Louis was ahead with a package centered around Ryan Ludwick (which baffles me, that kid was AWESOME this year, why would spend that kind of money for Holliday)

Now the A's?

who's next?

Unless Tim is going to come in here and defend himself, I think you're missing the point of this board.

Tim's Dad was awesome. RIP Tug.

Philly would be in GREAT shape if they could grab Holliday for prospects and lock him up for a few years. A core of Utley/Howard/Rollins/Holliday... holy shit. I would have to think that Jayson Werth earned the full time starting job with his play at the end of the year..his 2008 stats project to 3...

Something that Jake and I talked about last week may be coming true..ESPN is reporting that the Phillies have a lot of interest in Matt Holliday, presumably to replace Pat Burrell. They're going to be asking for a lot, and the Phillies don't like to part with their young talent. Still, it would be a...

Pill wrote:

JakeYonkel wrote:And I haven't seen Rattqueen but I can imagine her being a pretty big mess.

The outlet really completes this photo.

That chick is a dead ringer for a waitress I used to work with.

Not as good as the ones mentioned here, but Whitesnake1985 deleting all his posts was pretty funny.

cookie wrote:Syndrome are you speedy?

I don't think Syndrome is Speedy because Speedy can't stand me. Syndrome listed me as a poster he likes in that carebear thread.