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by Funz
Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:46 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Taylor Swift vs. Beyoncé
Replies: 13
Views: 636

Re: Taylor Swift vs. Beyoncé

Taylor Swift is an anemic half-talent and hides a lot of her "help".

For LEMONADE alone, Beyonce' will always be better.

Kanye was absolutely right.

Taylor is a dull celebrity that gets all the media, celebrity-obsessed tards wet.
by Funz
Fri Jan 26, 2024 1:30 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Sebastian Bach with Steve-O for an hour
Replies: 18
Views: 1725

Re: Sebastian Bach with Steve-O for an hour

Some really good Motley related stories for the first 20 minutes.
by Funz
Mon Dec 18, 2023 10:28 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Mick Mars - Right Side of Wrong
Replies: 32
Views: 2763

Re: Mick Mars - Right Side of Wrong

Forgettable and generic.

Even Motley's song "The Dirt" is far better than Mick's solo offering so far.
by Funz
Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:54 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Erik Grönwall Does Motley Crue
Replies: 22
Views: 1658

Re: Erik Grönwall Does Motley Crue

While it's competent and the guy has a voice, you can tell English ain't his native language and that his vocal was punched in and he sings the lines without much actual Rock personality. Better than the original? No way. None of the Motley swagger and groove.
by Funz
Tue Nov 07, 2023 4:26 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Girls, Girls, Girls album cover -- Nikki's legs
Replies: 10
Views: 1433

Re: Girls, Girls, Girls album cover -- Nikki's legs

His leg is bent and you can slightly see his cowboy boot on the pedal thingy.
Wow, bored eh?
by Funz
Tue Oct 31, 2023 8:25 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Mick Mars Today - What is Your Plan?
Replies: 112
Views: 6153

Re: New Mick Mars Today - What is Your Plan?

It sounds like something a producer conjured up by entering "Generic 2000s Rock" into an AI app.. This is right. Yeah I was hoping for something more reminiscent of "Bittersuite" or heavy sludgy bluesy. Motley's song from a few years back, "The Dirt", is much better th...
by Funz
Mon Oct 30, 2023 4:54 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Mick Mars Today - What is Your Plan?
Replies: 112
Views: 6153

Re: New Mick Mars Today - What is Your Plan?

Pretty generic Heavy Rock from 2023. No one would ever think that's a song by Mick Mars.
by Funz
Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:07 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: BRITNEY'S BAGS = WOW ... Holy Moly, I am not a Big Bag guy, but damn... photos!
Replies: 21
Views: 3459

Re: BRITNEY'S BAGS = WOW ... Holy Moly, I am not a Big Bag guy, but damn... photos!

Oof, that narrow hip thing she's got going makes her look male. All you dudes who like the skinny girls with 14 year old boy bodies and fake boobs are suspect.
by Funz
Sun Aug 20, 2023 10:05 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Tell me how you really feel about FRANK ZAPPA
Replies: 33
Views: 3541

Re: Tell me how you really feel about FRANK ZAPPA

He's wonderful. I love hearing intellectually insecure people try to understand him. There's no secret recipe, you just have to be all grown up and ditch the high school values. He's not trying to be smart, he's being goofy and irreverent and is constantly thumbing his nose while writing and perform...
by Funz
Mon Jul 10, 2023 2:56 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Someone explain blues to me
Replies: 76
Views: 5430

Re: Someone explain blues to me

You don't need to get it and it doesn't need you. Also, when you say BLUES, that's a WIDE variety of music but since this is Mental Schlubs then you must mean electric guitar, 12 bar Blues. And yea, much of that is tiring. Blues played by a white person on an electric guitar is very often bad music,...
by Funz
Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:21 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ratt: I Don’t Get It
Replies: 55
Views: 5549

Re: Ratt: I Don’t Get It

GreatWhiteSnake wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:28 pm
Funz wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2023 6:59 am Even Poison has more songs and are generally better in every way.
Said no one with a penis ever...
Ha :D

You're right, of course:

I have a cock.
by Funz
Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:38 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ratt: I Don’t Get It
Replies: 55
Views: 5549

Re: Ratt: I Don’t Get It

Ratt are good they're just not that great in so many ways. Even Poison has more songs and are generally better in every way. https://media2.giphy.com/media/4cQSQYz0a9x9S/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47qfpqs9gqrbfqnhr7yf7fxk7yru70yehp1r97nl38&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g It's called Darwi...
by Funz
Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:03 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Motley Crue cover Beastie Boys ‘Fight For Your Right’ live at london club show
Replies: 36
Views: 4091

Re: Motley Crue cover Beastie Boys ‘Fight For Your Right’ live at london club show

They're playing it live because they recorded it!
It's among the batch of new tunes they've recorded.
by Funz
Mon Jul 03, 2023 6:59 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ratt: I Don’t Get It
Replies: 55
Views: 5549

Re: Ratt: I Don’t Get It

Ratt are good they're just not that great in so many ways.
Even Poison has more songs and are generally better in every way.
by Funz
Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:33 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

Too simple for Polyphia. Maybe Mick can host an open mic. Call it "Open Mick".
by Funz
Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:19 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

DemonFilth2001 wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:16 am
Funz wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:14 am
DemonFilth2001 wrote: Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:09 am

Maybe Mick Mars (DJ Ashba) can guest with them soon!
Mick doing something with them could be semi-interesting, I guess. Who's DJ Ashba?
Oh! He’s the guy that plays the guitar and writes for Mick!
Not on this Motley. This is all Mars
https://youtu.be/aajL0TC1HFE
by Funz
Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:14 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

Don't over think it. I don't listen to Polyphia or Vai. I just enjoyed this video and song. It gave me the same feeling I got from progressive, new sounds in the 1980s and '90s. An exciting, creative moment of guitar music in 2022. I don't need to qualify my tastes or expectations because young peo...
by Funz
Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:05 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

Don't over think it. I don't listen to Polyphia or Vai. I just enjoyed this video and song. It gave me the same feeling I got from progressive, new sounds in the 1980s and '90s. An exciting, creative moment of guitar music in 2022. I don't need to qualify my tastes or expectations because young peop...
by Funz
Sun Oct 02, 2022 12:18 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

I don't live at a Rockabilly chatboard frequented by older people who grew up with the music and I don't get off talking about the behaviour of Rock Stars who behave like Rock Stars. The disconnect is astounding. Anyway, this Polyphia tune has lots of musicality and emotion. I think the musicians he...
by Funz
Sun Oct 02, 2022 11:59 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

My degree is in music theory. I understand “musics that go at a certain depth” just fine, thanks. I just don’t like them aside from their obvious talent. Personal taste is completely separate from musical knowledge. We’ve had this exact same go ‘round before. You played Mr. Musical Wunderkind then ...
by Funz
Sun Oct 02, 2022 11:18 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

Funz loves this for the same reason he loves Motley Crue. It’s a hollow exterior without any actual substance. He can act like he’s Mr. Badass Rocker with one and like he’s some kind of elevated musician with the other, and they’re just as hollow. Makes sense. Oh yeah, this is a very logical conclu...
by Funz
Sun Oct 02, 2022 10:28 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

Funz loves this for the same reason he loves Motley Crue. It’s a hollow exterior without any actual substance. He can act like he’s Mr. Badass Rocker with one and like he’s some kind of elevated musician with the other, and they’re just as hollow. Makes sense. Oh yeah, this is a very logical conclu...
by Funz
Fri Sep 30, 2022 11:52 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

Talented? Yes. Song is dogshit. You don't know shit about music, you thinking something is dogshit is a sure sign it has something going for it. What a board this is. Steve Vai does a great tune with a new young band who are pushing the boundries and playing progressive compelling music and it's st...
by Funz
Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:01 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Re: Steve Vai and Polyphia

I've seen these guys mentioned a lot the past year but they do absolutely nothing for me. Their music sounds like technique exercises rather than actual songs. It's soulless stuff like this that made me stop caring about modern rock and metal. I'll stick to my 70s and 80s guitar heroes. You didn't ...
by Funz
Thu Sep 29, 2022 4:10 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steve Vai and Polyphia
Replies: 72
Views: 6408

Steve Vai and Polyphia

by Funz
Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:41 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Is Jon Jones the greatest MMA fighter ever, pound for pound?
Replies: 25
Views: 95083

Re: Is Jon Jones the greatest MMA fighter ever, pound for pound?

Oh yeah, I'm convinced Jones could beat any fighter on the planet, any discipline. He's a full-on freak, once in a lifetime level fighter.
by Funz
Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:16 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The NEW What Song Are You Listening to Thread?
Replies: 3158
Views: 857894

Re: The NEW What Song Are You Listening to Thread?

Australian magpie CW Stoneking - GET ON THE FLOOR from his 2014-5 album 'GON' BOOGALOO'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa3YbdpIVCs