Me when I tell someone I play guitar... https://i.imgflip.com/9w70pp.jpg Hahaha. Me too. I was the vocalist when I played out, so I mainly played rhythm and a few licks. I can't solo for shit. Since then, I've probably played only once in 10 years. I lost the desire. After 35+ yrs of touring/giggin...

I don't trust men with small hands that smell of cabbage.

Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Fri May 30, 2025 3:11 am What about the Noel Monk category?

Trustworthy, nice guy but knows how to crack down on bullshit (like bootleggers), no drama, gets audited but comes out clean, etc.

That's who I want!

So essentially a Kung Fu Jew? That's the guy I want too.

AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 11:06 am He's in a lot of stuff lately because he's an idiot. As per him and his wife, they had over 90% of their savings invested with Madoff

His cousin/wife.

Dude is balling.

Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Tue May 27, 2025 6:02 pm Duh. Tremors is a classic.

For some strange reason it really is. It's one of those weird movies like Roadhouse that should have sucked but was pretty good.

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Tue May 27, 2025 4:39 pm Duh. Footloose is a classic.

Thank you.

I will also throw in his performance in JFK.

Duh.

I get this is sludge, but is this what we're doing now? Laughing at a plane crash w/ people in their 40's? I guess I missed the memo. I knew Daniel before The Devil Wears Prada. I know this is Sludge, and I knew there might be horrible comments, but decided to check the thread anyway. This isn't fu...

The Elder the best KISS album. AI will not diminish Paul's falsetto. Let's not be too dramatic.

Jesus that Steinberger was goofy. Not as goofy as John5 being in the Crue, but substantially goofy.

John always struck me as awkward on stage with Manson, Zombie, or the Crue. Not a big fan of his. Does he come from a session background? Seems better to not be seen. He moves like a guitar teacher . Alex Skolnik and Marty Friedman look awkward on stage in the same way. Dorky. He's a rich kid with ...

Van Ailin' wrote: ↑Tue May 20, 2025 6:01 pm No. I'm pretty sure they were unaware of his existence.

This. My parents had graduated college by the early 60s. My dad liked Frank Sinatra and domestic violence.

They're going to the get the dead guy's kid to it for half the money.

Grohl is a ruthless cocksucker.

Stevie thank you for this site. It's the last fun place on the web. For real.

I admire you for staying clear of drugs. They didn't take me or anyone I know anywhere good.

Keep rockin brother I'll always be a fan.

Alex Van Halen would be great if they could get him drinking again.

They played Coma. They fucking win.

Ace Frehley brings it harder than ever live in 2025.

jesus that's really the cover

I would love to see him with Steve. The two of them are a legendary act. That would be seeing an icon. Icon(s)?

That WAS weird how Twisted Sister had both guitarists on one side like Mendoza's bitches. That shows you how little charisma and chops they had combined.

Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:02 pm LA Guns putting Tracy Ulrich in the bathroom.

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Jesus Christ what a narcissist. I know Sammy's always been full of himself, his book was one of the most surface level, me me me, out of touch with reality Rock Bios I've ever read. I'm sure dealing with The Brothers Van Halen wasn't always pleasant but he's making up scenarios and writing scripts ...

The video is odd. The Eddie guy they got was too tall or something. The whole thing felt off. But...I will admit the more times I hear this tune I kind of dig it. It's hella predictable but it kind of works for what it is.

keyofgee wrote: ↑Tue Apr 29, 2025 5:20 am these are genius level!

Allan Holdsworth This may be the actual correct answer. All other guitarists boggle at his left hand. The Paul Gilbert mention is also totally deserving he might be the guy. It's hard to tell when you get at adept as Allan and Paul. They are aliens. Now that I think about it the guy that Gilbert al...

Lynch should get a mention, IMO. He really should. Around the time of Wicked Sensation his chops were just SHIT HOT. He was pulling off the Yngwie stuff, Rhoads sounding diminished licks, all the Lock and Key licks etc at insane speeds with the craziest fucking circular vibrato I've ever seen. The ...

RicksPickWrangler wrote: ↑Mon Apr 28, 2025 5:18 pm Vito Brata...the guy just flowed. The solo in "Wait" showcases this.

Vito was so good and that solo was like he channeled EVH, Eric Johnson and Mozart all in one moment. Breathtaking and easily in my top 5 solos of all time by anyone.

killeverything wrote: ↑Mon Apr 28, 2025 8:10 am Nuno or DeMartini are good choices. When I saw "natural dexterity," I immediately thought of Shrapnel era Richie Kotzen.

Yeah Kotzen is just something else. And then he can sing like Cornell on top of it.

I'm guessing random movie quote.

I've done this my whole adult life and been rewarded with everyone thinking I'm on the spectrum.

I can't get a decent vibrato on my voice or my guitar playing. Some of us just suck.