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by bigmakoshark
Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:11 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The Stones are defintely live!
Replies: 21
Views: 2044

Re: The Stones are defintely live!

Brian Jones is laughing somewhere That's like saying Mustaine laughs each time Hammett fucks up an intro or solo... BJ is crying in jealousy that his former bandmates are up there enjoying their careers. BJ could have had an extra 50 years of banging bitches and taking drugs (in moderate quantities...
by bigmakoshark
Mon Apr 29, 2024 4:21 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: *POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife
Replies: 26
Views: 3023

Re: *POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife

This is exactly the kind of woman that everyone on an online forum claims is "meh", but if they were out somewhere and she walked into the room they'd immediately stare and drool. That being said, I don't think she's a 10 or anything, and Lars is exactly the kind of ego that would be attr...
by bigmakoshark
Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:12 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: *POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife
Replies: 26
Views: 3023

Re: *POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife

This is exactly the kind of woman that everyone on an online forum claims is "meh", but if they were out somewhere and she walked into the room they'd immediately stare and drool. That being said, I don't think she's a 10 or anything, and Lars is exactly the kind of ego that would be attr...
by bigmakoshark
Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:06 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Battle of the bands Part 2…Tesla vs Cinderella … who’s first three album run was better ?
Replies: 32
Views: 2280

Re: Battle of the bands Part 2…Tesla vs Cinderella … who’s first three album run was better ?

Cinderella by a hair.
Just saw Tesla and they still have it about 85%.
Pretty much the same as Keifer.
I've always thought these two bands ran neck and neck.
But Cinderella had more energy imo at their live shows.
I also believe they had more songs that charted over Tesla as well.
by bigmakoshark
Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:28 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: My "Sweet Child..." influenced song.
Replies: 23
Views: 1693

Re: My "Sweet Child..." influenced song.

I always thought this tune sounded a bit like a cross between GNR and the Smiths. Soundboard recording from DiPiazzas in Long Beach, CA https://youtu.be/Y9taqLjEHpI?feature=shared https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/l1mxgivwqhhnw01dovl9l/FB_IMG_1701605249025.jpg?rlkey=9125ppiodv8uosfgy4raz3220&dl=1 ...
by bigmakoshark
Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:43 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Time Travellers: Where Would You Go....
Replies: 22
Views: 4360

Re: Time Travellers: Where Would You Go....

WWI
Shoot and kill Adolph as he was clamoring back to his fox hole from his gas attack and blinded.
by bigmakoshark
Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:40 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Britney Spears Pole Dances in Skimpy Bikini ...I'm Still Sexy And Desirable!
Replies: 29
Views: 4122

Re: Britney Spears Pole Dances in Skimpy Bikini ...I'm Still Sexy And Desirable!

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:13 pm I'm betting her snatch smells like a rotten bag of salmon!

I'm also gonna double down, she has gas like a College football player...

Lastly, she's F#@king gross... but so am I, with that... I would pound her raw dog just for the street cred.

$tEvil :D
But, does she swallow?
by bigmakoshark
Fri Jun 23, 2023 2:58 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: USING A BIDET ... Someone explain this to me... isn't this like taking a Shower sitting down?
Replies: 35
Views: 4018

Re: USING A BIDET ... Someone explain this to me... isn't this like taking a Shower sitting down?

Just take a shower as soon as possible after taking a dump.
Its the cleanest way to clean your asshole. Stop being so lazy :D
by bigmakoshark
Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:26 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?
Replies: 114
Views: 12490

Re: BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?

She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look. At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell. "&quo...
by bigmakoshark
Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:35 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Will James Kottak croak this year?
Replies: 47
Views: 5851

Re: Will James Kottak croak this year?

Look at his pupils and bags under his eyes. He's gakked to the nines!
by bigmakoshark
Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:32 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Will James Kottak croak this year?
Replies: 47
Views: 5851

Re: Will James Kottak croak this year?

Look at his pupils and bags under his eyes. He's gakked to the nines!
by bigmakoshark
Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:06 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Large Music Collection stolen by Terror Gypsies
Replies: 246
Views: 47101

Re: Large Music Collection & LA Guns collection stolen

Two anonymous burly guys from the local bar for a grand, grab them by the necks and throw them in the street. Tell them they have a week to come up with the cash that your collection was worth or the next time they get broken legs. Make sure you have an air tight alibi for the cops before the burly ...
by bigmakoshark
Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:32 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 16350

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

the mako shark's story of his first lay: Fall of 1973, 14 years old. A friend had two girls in an abandoned house and was fucking them both with another of our friends every couple of days. One of my friends and I just showed up one day to hang out. We didn't know girls were gonna be there. One of ...