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by bigmakoshark
Mon Apr 29, 2024 4:21 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: *POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife
Replies: 26
Views: 2360

Re: *POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife

This is exactly the kind of woman that everyone on an online forum claims is "meh", but if they were out somewhere and she walked into the room they'd immediately stare and drool. That being said, I don't think she's a 10 or anything, and Lars is exactly the kind of ego that would be attr...
by bigmakoshark
Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:12 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: *POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife
Replies: 26
Views: 2360

Re: *POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife

This is exactly the kind of woman that everyone on an online forum claims is "meh", but if they were out somewhere and she walked into the room they'd immediately stare and drool. That being said, I don't think she's a 10 or anything, and Lars is exactly the kind of ego that would be attr...
by bigmakoshark
Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:06 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Battle of the bands Part 2…Tesla vs Cinderella … who’s first three album run was better ?
Replies: 32
Views: 1614

Re: Battle of the bands Part 2…Tesla vs Cinderella … who’s first three album run was better ?

Cinderella by a hair.
Just saw Tesla and they still have it about 85%.
Pretty much the same as Keifer.
I've always thought these two bands ran neck and neck.
But Cinderella had more energy imo at their live shows.
I also believe they had more songs that charted over Tesla as well.
by bigmakoshark
Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:28 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: My "Sweet Child..." influenced song.
Replies: 23
Views: 1210

Re: My "Sweet Child..." influenced song.

I always thought this tune sounded a bit like a cross between GNR and the Smiths. Soundboard recording from DiPiazzas in Long Beach, CA https://youtu.be/Y9taqLjEHpI?feature=shared https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/l1mxgivwqhhnw01dovl9l/FB_IMG_1701605249025.jpg?rlkey=9125ppiodv8uosfgy4raz3220&dl=1 ...
by bigmakoshark
Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:43 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Time Travellers: Where Would You Go....
Replies: 22
Views: 3880

Re: Time Travellers: Where Would You Go....

WWI
Shoot and kill Adolph as he was clamoring back to his fox hole from his gas attack and blinded.
by bigmakoshark
Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:40 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Britney Spears Pole Dances in Skimpy Bikini ...I'm Still Sexy And Desirable!
Replies: 29
Views: 3439

Re: Britney Spears Pole Dances in Skimpy Bikini ...I'm Still Sexy And Desirable!

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:13 pm I'm betting her snatch smells like a rotten bag of salmon!

I'm also gonna double down, she has gas like a College football player...

Lastly, she's F#@king gross... but so am I, with that... I would pound her raw dog just for the street cred.

$tEvil :D
But, does she swallow?
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 12:06 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

So what? I left it out cause we are talking worldwide sales here. Pay attention. Okay, so how does leaving that info in cancel out the worldwide sales? Sure looks like you tried to pull one over on us, Sirrloin! Who the fuck is Sirrlon? This is the second time you've accused me of being someone els...
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:16 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

Again, it doesn't/shouldn't matter, as the Stones ARE the bigger and more impactful band, as I said, but go on and white knight for them. It's like comparing Jesus with John the Apostle. Jesus is the bigger deal. But according to Sirrloin's numbers, Aerosmith sold more in the States? Record sales a...
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:12 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:41 am
bigmakoshark wrote: Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:06 am ...............
Wait, did you keep trying to edit out the part where it says Aerosmith sold more records in the States? :lol:
So what? I left it out cause we are talking worldwide sales here. Pay attention.
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:06 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

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by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:05 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

Stones = Throughout their career, they have sold over 200 million certified records worldwide, making them one of the best-selling music artists of all time. Billboard ranked them as the 2nd Greatest artist of all time (behind the Beatles). Aerosmith = As of November 2021, the band has sold 69.5 mi...
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:04 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

I was talking "bigger" in the pop sense, as it explicitly states in my OP. Aerosmith had the larger MTV/VHI presence and had way more of the soccer mom demo cornered with their ballads. I don't remember the Stones charting videos into the 2000's. They made them, sure, but they weren't &qu...
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:02 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

I love Aerosmith. But, they have never, ever been as big as the Stones. I was talking "bigger" in the pop sense, as it explicitly states in my OP. Aerosmith had the larger MTV/VHI presence and had way more of the soccer mom demo cornered with their ballads. I don't remember the Stones cha...
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:59 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

I love Aerosmith. But, they have never, ever been as big as the Stones. I was talking "bigger" in the pop sense, as it explicitly states in my OP. Aerosmith had the larger MTV/VHI presence and had way more of the soccer mom demo cornered with their ballads. I don't remember the Stones cha...
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:18 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: VAN ENEMY … “I was aware that I’d become the biggest enemy of every 40 to 50 year-old man out there” Wolfgang
Replies: 10
Views: 1066

Re: VAN ENEMY … “I was aware that I’d become the biggest enemy of every 40 to 50 year-old man out there” Wolfgang

VAN ENEMY … “I was aware that I’d become the biggest enemy of every 40 to 50 year-old man out there” Wolfgang Van Halen #wolfgangvanhalen #vanhalen #classicrock #guitar #sludge #eddievanhalen #vh #metalsludge https://metalsludge.tv/van-enemy-i-was-aware-that-id-become-the-biggest-enemy-of-every-40-...
by bigmakoshark
Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:11 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Happy 80th, Mick
Replies: 30
Views: 1999

Re: Happy 80th, Mick

Those of you who were around for Permanent Vacation , Pump , etc, did you make fun of Aerosmith for being old? I know the Stones have been called old for decades and I don't remember Aerosmith really being held to that standard. Though Aerosmith were bigger in the current pop world, so that could a...
by bigmakoshark
Mon Jul 17, 2023 9:47 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: “Respected” bands that you think are overrated
Replies: 86
Views: 9430

Re: “Respected” bands that you think are overrated

I pick U2 & REM I agree. I never liked either of them. I don't hear REM enough to think about it anymore, I'm a little more tolerant of U2 in my old age. I still hate The Doors with a bloody passion! I can't tell you how many people have tried to change my mind on The Doors. Oh! Jim Morrison wa...
by bigmakoshark
Fri Jun 23, 2023 2:58 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: USING A BIDET ... Someone explain this to me... isn't this like taking a Shower sitting down?
Replies: 35
Views: 3323

Re: USING A BIDET ... Someone explain this to me... isn't this like taking a Shower sitting down?

Just take a shower as soon as possible after taking a dump.
Its the cleanest way to clean your asshole. Stop being so lazy :D
by bigmakoshark
Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:26 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?
Replies: 114
Views: 11105

Re: BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?

She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look. At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell. "&quo...
by bigmakoshark
Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:35 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Will James Kottak croak this year?
Replies: 47
Views: 5018

Re: Will James Kottak croak this year?

Look at his pupils and bags under his eyes. He's gakked to the nines!
by bigmakoshark
Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:32 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Will James Kottak croak this year?
Replies: 47
Views: 5018

Re: Will James Kottak croak this year?

Look at his pupils and bags under his eyes. He's gakked to the nines!
by bigmakoshark
Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:06 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Large Music Collection stolen by Terror Gypsies
Replies: 246
Views: 44472

Re: Large Music Collection & LA Guns collection stolen

Two anonymous burly guys from the local bar for a grand, grab them by the necks and throw them in the street. Tell them they have a week to come up with the cash that your collection was worth or the next time they get broken legs. Make sure you have an air tight alibi for the cops before the burly ...
by bigmakoshark
Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:32 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 15427

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

the mako shark's story of his first lay: Fall of 1973, 14 years old. A friend had two girls in an abandoned house and was fucking them both with another of our friends every couple of days. One of my friends and I just showed up one day to hang out. We didn't know girls were gonna be there. One of ...