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by David_Lee_Halen
Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:37 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick
Replies: 57
Views: 42329

Re: Women: Discuss your love for sucking dick

Flowerfairy wrote:Hmm. Never liked it. Never will. Semen is revolting!
...so have you found a guy who will put up with your lack of dicksucking?
by David_Lee_Halen
Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:17 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Found 'fiance' on various dating web sites... need advice..
Replies: 73
Views: 49852

Re: Found 'fiance' on various dating web sites... need advic

Get rid of this slut. You deserve better! He hasn't visited in 3 and a half years. He either committed suicide, or was killed by her new boyfriend(s). Actually, he hasn't POSTED in 3 1/2 years. I think your profile goes away if you haven't visited here in a year, so this means that he lurks here at...
by David_Lee_Halen
Sat May 02, 2015 1:52 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: I Might Have to Foe Palemoon
Replies: 22
Views: 35640

Re: I Might Have to Foe Palemoon

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:I can't take it anymore. I've never foed anyone but I honestly can't read his posts anymore. They are like black holes.
I concur. In some sort of way though, I do appreciate dym in the same sort of way as when you burn an annoying insect with a magnifying glass.
by David_Lee_Halen
Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:15 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: La Frenchie Stenchie
Replies: 236
Views: 118437

Re: La Frenchie Stenchie

Wow! I don't think I've seen a thread get bumped after 5 years.
by David_Lee_Halen
Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:29 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Thebottomline...
Replies: 34
Views: 49313

Re: Thebottomline...

Thebottomline has never seemed creepy to me.
by David_Lee_Halen
Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:07 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Drummers Help - recommend me a double bass pedal.
Replies: 15
Views: 39905

Re: Drummers Help - recommend me a double bass pedal.

Good to hear! If he's already kicking ass at drums ask him to think long and hard about studying at Berklee or any music school for that matter. That is all. I know you are proud, as well you should be Good for him. He loves it, but I would have a hard time wanting him to go to music school. He is ...
by David_Lee_Halen
Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:31 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

Well, it's now official. The most exciting thing that you've ever posted is now as dull as anything else you've done. I'll let your thread rest in peace. Good luck with getting your admirers. 'Til then, you can always jump in front of a truck and get hit by it to get the attention you crave. Just ma...
by David_Lee_Halen
Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:09 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

Stay with that whole boring thing D13. It's working man. The tide's turning. Can't you feel it? You're getting more and more admirers around here. Nobody thinks you can't come up with a response and that you are sounding desperate. Nobody. I promise. Hey, if I say you're a parrot, you're supposed t...
by David_Lee_Halen
Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:31 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

At least try to plagiarize flaming techniques that weren't already used in this thread. At least you didn't deny that you're fucking dull. At least we can agree on that. Are you actually a parrot? I was only using that term figuratively, you know. I guess I'll have to re-think that. :? Polly want a...
by David_Lee_Halen
Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:28 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

You're easily one of the dullest posters on sludge. You post on a shitload of threads, yet add nothing interesting to them. As a matter of fact, this is probably the most exciting thing that I've ever seen you post, and it's still dull as all hell. D13's favorite move in action again. I use the ter...
by David_Lee_Halen
Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:37 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

D13, stop being your usual boring self and fuck off. You're easily one of the dullest posters on sludge. You post on a shitload of threads, yet add nothing interesting to them. As a matter of fact, this is probably the most exciting thing that I've ever seen you post, and it's still dull as all hell.
by David_Lee_Halen
Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:16 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

D13, stop being your usual boring self and fuck off. 2Tard, answer the question: What was it that I said "about the gif" that you agreed with? You refuse to answer this. What I said was that you post it way too much and should be banned because that was the same thing Moggio got banned fo...
by David_Lee_Halen
Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:04 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

Oh, so you apparently think you're exempt from eventually dying, right? Otherwise you wouldn't have "wasted precious brain matter" with an even more useless endeavor of participating in a thread that you think is beneath you when you're not even close to a consideration and where your opi...
by David_Lee_Halen
Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:54 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

Actually, I don't touch the consoles. I get addicted to games way too easy, so I make it a point to stay away from them. My vices are mainly sludge, VH, and Baseball. We do have a killer table hockey game that we play before school and before homework and bedtime, so there's that. It's one of those...
by David_Lee_Halen
Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:43 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

You're close. I just found a new VH site: http://www.themightyvanhalen.net/ My Mom lives about 1200 miles away and she never left her panties here. I might do that with my wife's panties though. I don't own an XBox. My kids own a wii and a playstation 3 though. About as close as I get to stealing c...
by David_Lee_Halen
Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:27 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

...so you're telling me, that there's no Nobel peace prize to be found after all of this writing at this brilliant think tank that we call sludge? 9 minutes passed since I posted. It's the wee hours of the morning here. Now. Am I going to suggest that you were sitting there hitting F5 waiting for a...
by David_Lee_Halen
Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:04 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

So let's see... You were thinking about how life has passed you by like every other day, and it infuriated you that T2T uses this gif a lot in cyberspace, so much so that this thread was born out of your empty head. Hows it working out for ya? Do you feel better? Come on. Do you really think Flag h...
by David_Lee_Halen
Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:52 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

So let's see... You were thinking about how life has passed you by like every other day, and it infuriated you that T2T uses this gif a lot in cyberspace, so much so that this thread was born out of your empty head. Hows it working out for ya? Do you feel better? Maybe now you can move on to more im...
by David_Lee_Halen
Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:02 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

Dumbest quote: :lol: I rest my case. I guess you never do get the dripping irony of you quoting an obvious troll in your sig line and assessing him as "dumb" when you say the kind of shit you do around here. Dumb doesn't even scratch the surface with you, pal. Oh no, you're making me lose...
by David_Lee_Halen
Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:48 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

Actually, I like the gif. I think it's funny that the OP wasted precious life time and brain matter starting this thread in their countdown 'til death. Oh, so you apparently think you're exempt from eventually dying, right? Otherwise you wouldn't have "wasted precious brain matter" with a...
by David_Lee_Halen
Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:28 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Question for Tommy2Tard
Replies: 74
Views: 65324

Re: Question for Tommy2Tard

Actually, I like the gif. I think it's funny that the OP wasted precious life time and brain matter starting this thread in their countdown 'til death.
by David_Lee_Halen
Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:14 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Drummers Help - recommend me a double bass pedal.
Replies: 15
Views: 39905

Re: Drummers Help - recommend me a double bass pedal.

Eh, I'm cool with the fact that his son got a pedal from a friend. The Iron Cobra will suit him just fine. Now if everybody just bought a piece of drum merchandise from me, there would be no war. But only if it was purchased from me. My case in point is, most drum merchandise is not purchased from m...
by David_Lee_Halen
Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:57 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Drummers Help - recommend me a double bass pedal.
Replies: 15
Views: 39905

Re: Drummers Help - recommend me a double bass pedal.

Is this going to be a surprise or will you be with him when you buy it? My recommendation is that he tries out a bunch of pedals in your price range at the music store. They should let him adjust it any way he likes, along with any advice that they have to offer. (Though keep in mind that they're sh...
by David_Lee_Halen
Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:27 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: THANK YOU, SMALL HANDFUL OF LURKERS
Replies: 4
Views: 19939

Re: THANK YOU, SMALL HANDFUL OF LURKERS

...well, I wouldn't exactly say that I was lurking. Now that your posting here, your threads on the musician board show up as a new post under the "view new posts" tab. I don't think I've been on this board in many years.
by David_Lee_Halen
Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:01 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: THANK YOU, SMALL HANDFUL OF LURKERS
Replies: 4
Views: 19939

Re: THANK YOU, SMALL HANDFUL OF LURKERS

This is truly deep. How did I become so lucky, that of all the deep corners of cyberspace that I could've gone, I came here. Truly amazing. (sort of).
by David_Lee_Halen
Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:09 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: President Romney? Yes, if the election were held today
Replies: 20
Views: 15825

Re: President Romney? Yes, if the election were held today

Even if it were true, it doesn't matter much now, does it? Like it or not, Obama's gonna be in the White House until January 2017.
by David_Lee_Halen
Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:31 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Boston Redsox win world series
Replies: 6
Views: 13465

Re: Boston Redsox win world series

UtahRatt wrote:Is it me or does the RedSox's look like a D level Softball team with the beards? Scruffy bastards!
They can look like whoever you decide, but they fucking walloped everybody pretty good. The Cardinals put up a fight, but I think Detroit put up a better fight.
by David_Lee_Halen
Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:22 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Boston Redsox win world series
Replies: 6
Views: 13465

Re: Boston Redsox win world series

Congratufuckin lations. Now can these assholes PLEASE get over the whole "woe is us Red Sox fan" thing? Christ...I have a friend from up there who was sending me texts like "Wow looks good...but I know better than to exhale until this game over! Life as a Red Sox fan has made me one ...