Let us remember the gruesome close-up pic of Hope Solo's pussy.

Our very own Buttnoid once characterized it as resembling a bombed military barracks.

the mako shark's story of his first lay: Fall of 1973, 14 years old. A friend had two girls in an abandoned house and was fucking them both with another of our friends every couple of days. One of my friends and I just showed up one day to hang out. We didn't know girls were gonna be there. One of t...

Dude busts his ass everyday. Did a women's event this morning, then flew to Iowa to brief on the storm disaster, then flew to AZ for an airport rally. Women's suffrage event. Trump the only dude, takes pics with all women at 8:15. Cracks jokes, funny guy. Melania is gorgeous. https://www.youtube.com...

Trump on Hannity tonight.

Starting now!

d2drums' reaction when he was told about Riverfest 2020 (Quiet Riot, Autograph, and EZN): I heard you have to rinse your innards out with Clorox before being admitted. (Not to be insensitive) Is Frankie going to be playing? That seems suicidal... BUT- If he doesn't , that leaves Queefit Riot With ZE...

Woland wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:24 pm *loud fart noise*

I woulda welcomed u back, until u fuckin farted outta ur big fat ass.

Go fuck yourself dumbshit.

Trump yesterday, at a Whirlpool plant: "China. Ever heard of 'em?"

exitflagger wrote: ↑Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:42 am Donnie Dumbass: I have a chance to break wind in Heen's face. He paid me to do it.

the Sludgiest sport in AMerica!

Nathan's hot dog eating contest today!

anfd betting on it is now LEGAL!

ESPN, noon EDT, 11am Central.

Dont miss it!

This guy makes me laugh!!

Used to be WCW wrestlin' commentator/ambassador.

This is his Shit list. He explains everything.

His rant at about 4:00 against Vince is hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAv-wZJ-1_8

ESPY's had lowest ratings ever last week. Pimped a buncha BLM shit, hardly anything about sports from the last year. Nobody wanted to watch this bullshit. Sports and politics dont mix. Sports and social work dont mix. https://www.westernjournal.com/espns-politics-riddled-awards-show-tanks-ratings/?u...

David Leee Hasselhoff's parting words here on Sludge. So far, the only Sludger to come out as the ship is sinking!

David Lee Hasselhoff wrote: ↑Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:15 am Ah fuck it!

I'm...


I'm gay!

Hungwell wishing Buttnoid a Happy Birthday:

Hungwell wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:33 am Noid turned 38? Dayum...it seems like just yesterday when we would send him to the store for milk and scratchers and he would come back with a bag full of Bash N' Owns, clownings and a banning or two.......*sniff*....Murica!



Happy B-Day!

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:50 am

VP Guitars wrote: ↑Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:48 am 78 and still goin' strong!

And Happy Flag Day!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Some staffer put Ex-Lax in his cake, so we can expect a shitload of Tweets.

78 and still goin' strong!

And Happy Flag Day!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Excellent compendium. He's been doing everyone a big fuckin favor. In the spirit of Metal Sludge's Exposed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytyiyVO ... pp=desktop

I wonder how Blobster has navigated the Chinese Virus?

And now the riotin'?

Wonder if he donned a fake police suit and is out there tacklin' people

I'm talkin personally. Like in person. Or sent them a nasty email. Have u ever bitched at your local politician? Say, ur local state rep, or senator, or town mayor, or some shit like that? What did u bitch about, and did they listen? What was their response? Did you end up getting your way? I'm not ...

Bon Jovi tried this at home version of It's My Life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeu5CLX8ngY

Everybody in the band is getting old. Gray hair all over the place. The Buttnoid said it best:

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 8:50 pm Hugh McDonald looks like a fucking junior high social studies teacher.

Recently the word of the day was Mick Mars' age.

Chip Z' Hoy jacked off, then showed up with this gem:

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2020 10:00 pm He looked 70 in 1989. I guess all things considered, he's aged pretty well.

SLD ruminatin' about Mothers Day. practically the funniest shit I ever read on here: The only Sludge Mother worth a shit was Chickenona. Think what you will about shootin' dogs and bangin' KurtStaleyVedder behind the barn, she was the only mom who made her teenage kid post on fucking Sludge. Most pe...

Blobs continues to get hosed in court. The courtroom is his dance floor! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: There has been an update on the Blobster/Sherman saga... Judge added another $72,824.42 onto their tab for Juan and his attorney, making it $220,394.42 for Blobs and still $85,357.50 for Sherminato...

transferring to main storage:

VP's stick together, so I wanna know, what do you think of the job of VP Mike Pence and his task force are doin'? I'm talkin Pence himself, Dr. Anthony Fogxci, Dr. Deborah Birx, & sexy Dr. Seema Verma!!! Can u believe this chick is 50 years old? Looks phenomenal and has a sexy voice. Goddamn! Lo...

You new here? :lol: haha.. no, but I always hear about him cleaning carpets. I thought it was a joke and I guess it's not. I want to read his book, now! :mrgreen: Believe it or not, it was a decent read as books on washed up 80s rockstars go. Mainly because he didn’t feel the need to give a shit wh...

Arctic - 9/10

The Salesman - 9/10

One good thing about this lockdown shit is that sports channels are showin' lot of old an classic games. Post some of the shit youve seen so far. Either on national channels or ur local sports channels. Seen Rams Patriots Super Bowl on NFL Network, and Cavs-Warriors Game 7 in 2016. Also Bulls vs Sun...

The Buttnoid weighs in on possible toilet paper shortage: God only knows how the human race survived all the years before TP. In Ancient Rome, they would first scrape off fecal matter with an anal cleansing stick. Then they would wipe their anus with a sponge from a bucket of vinegar. I advise you t...

Demonfilth gave cash to the CEO and is now pinching pennies because of it. So what does he do? He goes to have lunch at a 7-11. The Buttnoid had this to say about it: Not even a billy goat would have the balls to eat fish from a gas station. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: