I’d fuck him.

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:36 am My new toy - Ibanez piccolo guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLsHnVQOVY8

Small.
























Just like your penis.

Just got back from seeing “Knives Out”.

I liked it ok, but god it seemed to drag on forever.

6.5/10

They’re both kinda creepy in their own way.

Mojo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:36 am You’re an idiot. End of discussion.

My Bengals went and ruined their perfect season

Ho Board

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:45 am

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:43 am

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:26 am
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.

Oooooooh.......BURN!

Put some ointment on it.

I just got some Blue-Emu on the advice of one of my elders.
I wonder if that will work.

I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone. Anybody else out there ever use the stuff? We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age. Thanks in advance! Cool. You'll probably have learned ...

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?

We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!

“I love you Paul!”

MissChelle857 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:11 pm Oh, that's easy. M Shadows, Synyster Gates, and I in a lurid, sticky hot tryst...in which the both of them finish a few times on my face, my tits, and my ass. Then, on my way out, I blow Zacky Vengeance with pure porn star style skill.


Ahem.

How you doin?

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:14 pm Falcons looked just as shitty as they did last season. Same ol', same ol'.

And I drafted Matt Ryan...

Ravens and Bengals looked good.
Browns did not.

Peanut Butter Falcon - 8.5/10.

I think it’s just downplayed/more secretive now days.

I’m sure there’s still some shenanigans on tour.