20-40
Thousands of gigs
Recorded 4 albums
Had a son
Pretty decent shape
Bought 5 rental houses

mrsnikkisixx wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 6:47 pm I have been forced to use it outside of my home, but I enjoy a clean booty, and refuse to settle for tissue paper to wipe my ass. Baby wipes are also a must when there is no bidet access. Essentials for proper hygiene.

Baby wipes are bad for toilet.
Even if they say flushable.

I was 34. Fuck I’m old Damn. The average US life expectancy for men is around 76. That means in about 17 years you'll probably be gone. If you can remember 17 years ago (2008), that far in the future is it. Check your math. If you were 34 in 1990, you are 69 now. Way to freak the guy out. I was wro...

I was 34.
Fuck I’m old

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 2:44 pm Add Felix Baumgartner, the record-breaking stratosphere BASE jump dude. Paragliding accident at 56: https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/17/sport/fe ... -crash-spt

That’s surprising

CEO broke his heart I hope this isn’t true. Having his real name brought up once and then rightfully editing it might not of been the best idea but it’s over and I don’t even remember the name. And at the same time all the irrational dirty laundry digging up on Stevie was uncalled for. I can’t be t...

Wiseacre wrote: ↑Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:40 pm I was completely obsessed with Stevie in my mid-teens in the early ‘80s. A while back my little sister sent me a recent live Stevie clip and said “look, it’s your girlfriend”. I relied, “ um no, that’s my girlfriend’s grandma”.

Adventures in Dentures

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It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand). I do most of my defecating at work. I get t...

Am I the only one that thinks they sound like Scorpions?

It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand). I do most of my defecating at work. I get t...

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:23 am I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.

That’s a realistic reason to use.
You get a pass

Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.

Are there still record deals for anyone that isn’t Miley Cyrus, Beyoncé etc…..?
I’m sure any big advances went the way of the DoDo bird

The Prez wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:00 pm Never heard of Pete Shoulder

He’s John Elbows cousin

My first wife and I got super stoned and went to see Seven.
Right before the previews started someone sat behind us and said “hi”.
I turned around at it was my mother.

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 10, 2025 6:00 am Wax?

Weed.
Never done it and not sure how it works.
My old coworker used to smoke it about 4xs a day.
He wasn’t worth a shit.

The dimwits in Motley Crue never jammed any Motley songs with Corabi and then found out on tour he sounded like crap on the Motley classics. At least that was what was in their book. How often do you share information that's totally made up? Yeah….this never happened. Hey guys…no practicing the set...

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:58 pm Does wine count?

Uh, yeah I’d think so.

I mean….sober

Blacklist Union.
We played with them in like 2004ish?
They’re still slugging it out.

Probably got tired of playing on shitty Vedder songs

Ask Chad Oulson

BootyDaddy?

God smokes children?

Black Stuff wrote: ↑Mon Jul 07, 2025 11:18 am F'd so much he couldn't stop and accidentally fell into Dr Rockets gal's meat curtains? Sorry, u dont do that to a bandmate.

He did Rikki a favor.
He could’ve married her and then gotten cheated on and have to pay a bunch of money in a divorce

Looks like Barney Fife

So, who was the drummer with the mask on?
Disregard, apparently it’s II from Sleep Token
Never heard of them.

Ty

Anyone have the entire day set list?

Mold needs oxygen to survive.
Surface mold can be killed by painting over it.