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by David Lee Hasselhoff
Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:21 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

"But we have our own Jackie O today, it's called Melania," the president said in a phone interview with Fox & Friends. "Melania. We'll call it Melania T, OK?" The Jackie O who was bought for sex by an old, revolting degenerate for a couple of million dollars? Melania T sound...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:59 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

"But we have our own Jackie O today, it's called Melania," the president said in a phone interview with Fox & Friends. "Melania. We'll call it Melania T, OK?" The Jackie O who was bought for sex by an old, revolting degenerate for a couple of million dollars? Melania T sound...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

https://i.postimg.cc/yYXmCQtD/maxresdefault.jpg This one is funny in that McGinnis swears up and down that The Proud Boys isn’t a racist organization but a Fred Perry polo shirt is well-known skinhead apparel. Idiots. Well, first and foremost, Fred Perry is a Jewish clothing company that spends par...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:05 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4510
Views: 1289896

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

I have a jcm800 2203. Almost never use it. When I need the marshall sound, I usually use one of my 2 jcm 2000 Tsls. I.love them, but you gotta have a guy, because about every two years something goes wrong with them. Another great thing I use for classic metal sounds at club volumes is a marshall a...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:14 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4510
Views: 1289896

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

I have just had an epiphany: The Marshall JCM800 is the most overrated amp ever. The saying goes that all great 80s Metal tones were recorded with a JCM800. Maiden, Priest, early Metallica, G'n'R, ... the lot. As it turns out, none of them used a JCM800 for their classic tones. They all used a Plexi...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:29 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

I'm not convinced. I will continue to get my facts on Hitler, the moon and other assorted topics from Dr. Axel Stoll. Wasn't that the GDR scientist whack job who lectured about alien aryans from Aldebaran who communicated through women's hair? Brilliant mind. Yep! Sadly missed. Not only brilliant b...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:52 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

I think people forget just how hilarious Nazis are. There's respectable translations of Goethe, Kant, Wagner etc., but the real perk of learning German is getting stoned and listening to Robert Ley speeches. Dude was rambling shit-faced drunk forever about how Hitler knew not only everything ever w...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:25 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

Everyone knew that the free college patchouli wasn't happening. Yet he was certainly more fashionable than Clinton. You have to turn a blind eye not to count that as one of the fractures. He shares blame for the results and to argue this point is only for the sake of argument. He shares fuck all of...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Wed May 09, 2018 8:10 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

Good luck negotiating nuclear agreement with North Korea after this shitshow! Art of the deal :lol:
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:45 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

I enjoyed that quite a bit. It may not have been laugh-out-loud funny, but to see these lying sacks of shit confronted with some ugly old truth was just great. That some intellectually bankrupt asshats are now getting upset about her remark on Sanders' makeup was predictable. If it weren't for that ...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:42 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: **OFFICIAL Association Football 2016/2017 Season thread**
Replies: 129
Views: 135456

Re: **OFFICIAL Association Football 2016/2017 Season thread**

Well, first he's pushing Vasquez and then he kicks him in the chest. Not a hard foul by any means and Vasquez surely made the most of it, but you can't fault the ref for blowing the whistle in this situation. If Buffon had kept his cool, he would have had the chance to be the hero of the day. Both h...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:58 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: **OFFICIAL Association Football 2016/2017 Season thread**
Replies: 129
Views: 135456

Re: **OFFICIAL Association Football 2016/2017 Season thread**

It was a penalty. A penalty's a penalty in the 2nd, 35th, 57th or 93rd minute. A penalty worthy foul, however, can be more or less stupid depending on the game time. In this case, it was pretty stupid.
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:32 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

Donald Trump takes a hard look at himself in new Simpsons sketch https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/donald-trump-the-simpsons-sketch-watch-youtube-mirror-russia-putin-melania-a8272146.html https://i.imgur.com/3NGbaTX.png https://i.imgur.com/1KMMP3j.png I know that Trump invite...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:10 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

Arming teachers is long overdue. Children have no manners anymore. They are lazy and only interested in ice-cream. The ability to force them to concentrate, behave and listen at gunpoint will ensure a productive learning environment like in the olden days.
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:26 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump Shithole

ETA: Okay, this just got weirder. For one thing, Kimmel is on ABC, a Disney-owned station. But we already knew that. However, Stormy Daniels also got press for calling Disney's most important movie ("The Last Jedi") the "worst movie ever made" and telling director Rian Johnson t...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:11 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump

Kushner went to Israel with a line-up of hardliners. It's hard to imagine that they would propose anything remotely presentable to the Palestinians.
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:55 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: Dump

Metal Sludge wrote:HAHAhAHA!!!!

https://twitter.com/reaIDonaldTrunp/sta ... 32224?s=04
Scroll down!
Thank you Mitzi Dupree!
Thanks! I'm in tears :lol:
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: President Trump

Is this the Gong Show now? :lol:
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Thu May 11, 2017 10:14 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: President Trump

Unbelievable. He is utterly insane. About fucking time Ted Cruz pulls another Kennedy...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:56 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630236

Re: President Trump

brotherplanet wrote:I would avoid going to Germany...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-LhfKKgncg
Respect! For someone who probably has never been to Germany you sure know ...jack shit. I'm, however, in awe of your never-ceasing willingness to post xenophobic links. Keep it up!
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:06 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3763165

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

American Hustle (2013) - 6/10: Nice retro feel, but I don't really care for this con artist vs. cops type movies. Amy Adams was hot in it. Urgh. I tried to watch that yesterday, but I failed my mission. Besides Ms. Adams hotness, I found no redeeming qualities. I switched over to Bergdoktor during ...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:18 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: **OFFICIAL Association Football 2015/2016 Season thread**
Replies: 143
Views: 57379

Re: **OFFICIAL Association Football 2015/2016 Season thread**

Yesterday, I sacrificed two kittens to Satan for Portugal to win the cup. The meltdown will be beyond epic.
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:28 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6212276

Re: The 8th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

:( Sad to see Russell Brand back on crack again.
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:43 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: layne staley
Replies: 13
Views: 11992

Re: layne staley

Now reading the tracklist to their 3rd album I get the feeling it's a concept about sweaty man-to-man loving. Ruined. Cheers for that!
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:44 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Replies: 4803
Views: 1453036

Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You." This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty. htt...
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:04 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3763165

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Avatar 10/10 - what cinema was made for. Story is good enough too.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 10/10 - probably the only slasher flick that genuinely scared me after my 16th birthday.
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:58 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3763165

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Ghost Rider. 10/10 for being the movie I would have killed for to see it when I was 13 :D
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:16 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: any women prefer anal over vaginal intercourse?
Replies: 18
Views: 10358

Re: any women prefer anal over vaginal intercourse?

Chevyman wrote:what normal guy wants shit on his dick ? :lol:
You ask that question in a Ho-Board thread? That shit is tight, so there ya go... :?
by David Lee Hasselhoff
Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:59 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: any women prefer anal over vaginal intercourse?
Replies: 18
Views: 10358

Re: any women prefer anal over vaginal intercourse?

I knew 1 girl that wouldn't get off on the front door at all. Said she didn't realize until her mid-twenties she can only orgasm doing anal-sex. :idea: