Mötley Crüe

The world needed this just as much as it needed Dolly Parton singing Home Sweet Home....

If Lzzy is gonna let everything hang out then she should at least get her tits done. They don't match the junk in her trunk.
A solid C cup would be enough....


On a serious note (not that tits aren't serious) that girl has some pipes. This track could easily be in any Marvel movie.

Our favorite nipple high guitar wearing guy wears them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O0xWaX2IfI

War_in_D wrote: ↑Thu Aug 14, 2025 4:48 pm Corabi is waiting for the phone to ring...

Waiting for Mötley to call if probably the last thing that Crabby is doing.....

I love Ozzy’s voice and classic Sabbath, but it’s sad how the least talented member of that band (by far) is being treated like royalty just because he was on a silly reality show with his annoying family. I heard so many people talking about his death that can’t name 3 Sabbath or Ozzy songs. Geeze...

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Thu Jul 31, 2025 6:09 am It must be Nikki or a Tommy that are ill because either or both could’ve been part of an Ozzy supergroup that day.

Nikki couldn't show up and play because there were no tapes...

NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Jul 29, 2025 10:06 am https://archive.ph/bN6S4

Although you are like a Hemorrhoid, I'm happy to report that it doesn't make my anus bleed.

Everything that Bert does is cringeworthy.

No one would be sad if DLR stopped.

Rumors are already going around that her and Ozzy are planning a trip to Sweden soon to complete their suicide pact. But why Sweden? Seems so random to come here to kill yourself? I mean why not go to suicide champions Russia or if you want to keep it EU Lithuania where people do kill themselves at...

They're too busy knocking on their own doors to care.

Why is this guy so annoying on stage? Dude doesn't have the creds to be playing with our guitar heros yet he's up on stage showboating even though the other guys are carrying the heavy load.

Charles Bukaki wrote: ↑Sun Jul 06, 2025 6:53 pm Axl: So how much pyro are you guys using these days?

James: Go fuck yourself

Axl: do you get flashbacks on The 4th Of July?

James: Not funny dude, just walk away. I'm dead serious

Axl: Dead like your bass player?

Zakk is a beast and could probably play anything with anyone if he wanted to. Seems like he just wants to play music, and has been sucessful with all of his efforts.

Sabbath: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDGk08j-dls GnR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-bhWp4cBE Metallica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYb5yle3yKk Ozzy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EBNZyQTVto Supergroup B: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT4UkKlyZKQ Tool: https://www.youtube.com/watch...

Replace Vince and Johnny 5 with Jeff Blando, he already knows the songs.

Fat guy with Micky Mouse voice trying to swagger like he's 18.

Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Sun Jun 01, 2025 7:32 pm I need a refresher; Why did Sixx and Guns have a falling out after Brides?

Nikki seems to have a falling out with everyone once he determines that whatever they are doing is no longer "cool" and not feeding his ego.

He'g good at acting like Poision never existed.....

DLR should hang it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RBIyMcIQQE

W. Axl is fat and sounds winded. Coulda used the time off to hit his personal gym and do some cardio. You get into cardio shape with the tour. I say 3-4 shows in and he'll be down 10lbs and in shape & get better & better as it goes on. I don't think that Axl has gotten slimmer or in better ...

W. Axl is fat and sounds winded. Coulda used the time off to hit his personal gym and do some cardio.

No Rehab that anyone knows about anyway. I wonder what W.Axl does for fun? Does he drive around in his Rolls Royce, roll down the window at intersections and ask people if they have any Grey Poupon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZSjanDIvg

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They can't blow it in 2026 or so many fans like on this thread will be done with them or they may be done as a band. I think in the end (next few months) Bret will see it will make enough money to be close enough to his solo fee to do the Poison tour already. It's crazy when I opened for him in 200...

I was kinda missing Juan's vocals til Carlos stepped up: https://youtu.be/PKnYY-RSlV8?si=D26Tc4T7ZsVbrFoa&t=275

His only super power is managing to annoy the F out of everyone.