There’s really no other proper response than what Stevie said. But I really want to ‘Kill’ Furlan (legal disclaimer: within the fake context of this fake question intended solely for the purpose of anonymous and fake entertainment.) :lol: So for shits and giggles I’ma swap in Samantha Fox for Britny...

Try decaf you glass eyed hyena. And thanks for making my point. Chevelle billed under Korn?? Korn??? Outrageous, but at least everyone could beat the traffic. Korn are way more famous and popular than Chevelle. They were actually relevant and mainstream at one point. And are still one of the more f...

Try decaf you glass eyed hyena. And thanks for making my point. Chevelle billed under Korn?? Korn??? Outrageous, but at least everyone could beat the traffic.

FreddyFender wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 8:42 am I hate Creed and I know many of their songs.

I do not know any Chavelle songs.

Try these. No deep cuts… just hella good songs.

The Red
Send the Pain Below
Sleep Apnea
Jars
Shameful Metaphors
Letter from a Thief
Self Destructor

If it’s not obvious my favorite Chevelle record is Sci-fi Crimes

For post-grunge radio rock bands, Chevelle is as good as Creed, but for some reason don’t get even a taste of the popularity. Stuck playing smaller venues and shit festival slots. I don’t get it. Lack of exposure, maybe? I feel like I have to find Chevelle. Chevelle doesn’t find me. Poorly marketed?...

Do they even have anything lined up besides the postponed residency? What’s next?

They seem pretty inactive for a band that made such a big deal of coming out of retirement.

Which band is gayer?

In before someone mentions the Billy Squier ‘gay’ music video…

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 3:14 pm

kingbrian74 wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 9:37 am

Hopefully a summer release

Yeah, that's likely.

Amazing

Now if anyone’s looking for me, I’ll be over at heavy metal kitchen.

For at least the last 10-15 years, my money’s been on Tommy to croak out first. I feel like destined to DuBrow himself.

Name one Saxon song.













That’s why.

So much for ‘the show must go on.’

Hard pass. Yikes.

Why do I feel like chanting ‘Odin’?

Bro looks 40. That’s creepy as fuck.

No Danny Trejo cameo? C’mon.

AliceManson wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 5:14 am You have to be a fucking retard to buy a ticket to this bullshit.

This.

I can’t believe people go to this crap.

Guys, the bands we liked in high school are gone. Find something else.

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 6:18 am The Beatles-stupidASS boring sh*t

Spongie wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 4:46 am

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:52 pm …they don’t have the stamina to finish or satisfy, etc…

Satisfy??? A stripper??

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:52 pm …they don’t have the stamina to finish or satisfy, etc…

Satisfy??? A stripper??

I’ll never understand why someone with tens of millions of dollars would become invested emotionally with any one woman. I’d be drilling different strippers every night until I die.

I think it actually sounds pretty good. Doesn’t mean I’m ever gonna listen to it again.

Never heard of Bobby Borg. During what era was he in Warrant?

Show of hands… who else had to Google “yacht rock”?

Horrible song. Truly embarrassing.

Too many to list. A much shorter conversation would be naming bands that actually deserve to have gotten bigger. As a general rule, the more popular the band, the less remarkable it is. Think cafeteria food. It’s intentionally made bland and flavorless to offend the fewest people. Its purpose is to ...

Very cool, I likey.

Turbo all day. People always poo poo-ing this record.

That’s your Skeletour show opener right there. I’m going to the Raleigh show. YUGE

gtrjay wrote: ↑Wed Apr 09, 2025 7:15 pm What did he sell ?

You tell us. Nobody knows.

Guy made a killing selling video tapes showing buyers how they, too, could make a fortune placing “tiny ads” in newspapers all across the country.

He killed himself in jail awaiting trial. Brilliant!