The one-two punch of this guy's comments - maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen on this board. I weep for all the threads that have been lost

April Wine put out 6 albums before anybody in the US even heard of them
Whitesnake 1987 was their 7th album
Golden Earring's best-selling album was their 9th
Bee Gees had at least a dozen albums out before they peaked

Why can't I select multiple options

To me, the fact that he's holding the mic away from his face is proof that he's singing for real. When you're syncin', you want to keep that thing right in front of your lips, so people can't tell they don't match

I was a pretty big Ozzy fan back in the day - saw him live on both U.S. tours with Rhoads - but swear to God, I never heard of any of these. Even the titles of the albums are completely unfamiliar to me. If you told me they were posthumous releases, I might have believed it

Define "fame." Album sales? Chili Peppers, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Bon Jovi, U2 have all sold more than KISS. I'd take KISS' catalog over any of those, any day of the week

I read about her in Kerrang; she was supposed to be on that UK tour in 1992.

It's weird how people are afraid to reply to posts about Badlands because they don't want to be seen as complicit in Gillen's killing spree

Been trying to keep up with all the fan opinions and little behind-the-scenes stories over the past week, and it seems like most people don't know and/or don't care that they fixed Ozzy's vocals in the two-hour delay between the event and the stream. I fully expected the fixes, but it still seems wr...

Why did Kirk have a picture of Buck Dharma on the back of his jacket

Ozzy was not a technically accomplished singer, so it took some balls to strand him out there during the verses, leaving him to sing those long, sustained notes with nothing behind him but a hi-hat. And he pulled it off. It's raw, it's emotional. It's the first song where Ozzy sounds like Ozzy - his...

If so, why? Karaoke doesn't count

Alice Cooper's Greatest Hits. Great selection of the band's best stuff, remixed just for this collection, incredible artwork and packaging design

Yeah, is a knife gonna come out of my laptop and stab me?

Came into this thread looking for somebody to make a Westworld reference. Not disappointed

You're asking this question on a message board where Ian Gillan, one of the greatest singers of all time, was described just two days ago as a "loser in blue vest AC DC reject"

Mark Slaughter was 25 when "Angels" came out Jani Lane was 24 when "Heaven" came out Bach was 21 when "I Remember You" came out Paul and Gene were 37 and 40 when "Forever" came out It ain't hard to figure out what happened there. Chicks don't plaster their bed...

Eye II Eye has a couple of great songs ("Priscilla," "Aleyah") that are completely buried at the end of the CD; most people hit the Eject button before they came up

The chick from Top Secret hasn't aged a day

I bought Dreams on Toast and I'm enjoying it. But I'll be damned if this isn't my least favorite song on the whole album, and the video doesn't do it any favors. Did they use AI to write the song too?

Gibsonite wrote: ↑Tue Mar 18, 2025 10:18 am

Traxan wrote: ↑Tue Mar 18, 2025 9:59 am

HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:33 pm Honorable mention to Rick Allen even though he lived.

Rick was driving normally. He was run off the road by an asshole jealous of his success.

Can Pete Willis even see over a steering wheel?

omg where's that "funniest posts" thread

Guitar: Guido Fusilli
Keyboards: John Sykes
Bass: Wayne Brady
Drums: Bob Ramenhead

Guess he forgot to tai her downe

Don't Fear the Friggin' Reaper

That singer blows. Ruined the band

Thin Lizzy, "Heart Attack"

Last song on their last album

"My heart can't handle the strain that's shaking it"

"Papa, I'm dying of an overdose"

"I tried to warn you there was something wrong"

Shit's brutal

In the movie Can't Buy Me Love, there's a scene where Cindy (the girl Patrick Dempsey is obsessed with) goes to a dance with this generic hair-metal guy who somehow looks like all four members of Mr. Big rolled into one. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw these jagoffs primping and posin...

Fastway with Dave King
Waysted with Ronnie Kayfield
The Joe Perry Project with Ralph Morman
Scorpions with Michael Schenker

I would also say Ozzy with Randy Rhoads. There's SOME, but considering they did multiple tours, it's hard to believe how little footage exists

Let's just say that somebody in this thread suggested an idea to him that hit WAY too close to home

I felt sorry for him too, but then I found out why he stopped posting here and I don't feel sorry anymore.