If so, why? Karaoke doesn't count

Alice Cooper's Greatest Hits. Great selection of the band's best stuff, remixed just for this collection, incredible artwork and packaging design

Yeah, is a knife gonna come out of my laptop and stab me?

Came into this thread looking for somebody to make a Westworld reference. Not disappointed

You're asking this question on a message board where Ian Gillan, one of the greatest singers of all time, was described just two days ago as a "loser in blue vest AC DC reject"

Mark Slaughter was 25 when "Angels" came out Jani Lane was 24 when "Heaven" came out Bach was 21 when "I Remember You" came out Paul and Gene were 37 and 40 when "Forever" came out It ain't hard to figure out what happened there. Chicks don't plaster their bed...

Eye II Eye has a couple of great songs ("Priscilla," "Aleyah") that are completely buried at the end of the CD; most people hit the Eject button before they came up

The chick from Top Secret hasn't aged a day

I bought Dreams on Toast and I'm enjoying it. But I'll be damned if this isn't my least favorite song on the whole album, and the video doesn't do it any favors. Did they use AI to write the song too?

Gibsonite wrote: ↑Tue Mar 18, 2025 10:18 am

Traxan wrote: ↑Tue Mar 18, 2025 9:59 am

HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:33 pm Honorable mention to Rick Allen even though he lived.

Rick was driving normally. He was run off the road by an asshole jealous of his success.

Can Pete Willis even see over a steering wheel?

omg where's that "funniest posts" thread

Guitar: Guido Fusilli
Keyboards: John Sykes
Bass: Wayne Brady
Drums: Bob Ramenhead

Guess he forgot to tai her downe

Don't Fear the Friggin' Reaper

That singer blows. Ruined the band

Thin Lizzy, "Heart Attack"

Last song on their last album

"My heart can't handle the strain that's shaking it"

"Papa, I'm dying of an overdose"

"I tried to warn you there was something wrong"

Shit's brutal

In the movie Can't Buy Me Love, there's a scene where Cindy (the girl Patrick Dempsey is obsessed with) goes to a dance with this generic hair-metal guy who somehow looks like all four members of Mr. Big rolled into one. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw these jagoffs primping and posin...

Fastway with Dave King
Waysted with Ronnie Kayfield
The Joe Perry Project with Ralph Morman
Scorpions with Michael Schenker

I would also say Ozzy with Randy Rhoads. There's SOME, but considering they did multiple tours, it's hard to believe how little footage exists

https://www.classicrockrevisited.com/sh ... hp?id=1022

Dude needs to stay in his house after dark

Love_Industry wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 10:06 pm Sanctuary and Running Free are the only good tracks on the s/t, the rest is just... bland.

"Phantom of the Opera" is bland?!

Cozy's finest as well. I'd like to go back in time to the day when Blackmore decided he'd rather be in Foreigner and crack him one

I seen it on the Internets, it must be true

Let's just say that somebody in this thread suggested an idea to him that hit WAY too close to home

I felt sorry for him too, but then I found out why he stopped posting here and I don't feel sorry anymore.

When they recorded their first album in 1971, there was already six or seven ex-Scorpions. By the time they made their second album, that number was 12 or 13 Rudolf formed the Scorpions in 1965 and is the only person who has played on every Scorpions song released. I wonder if that's true. I doubt h...

"...royalty payments are made proportionately to musicians and songwriters, so that streaming fraud diverts funds from musicians and songwriters whose songs were legitimately streamed by real consumers." So there's a fixed amount of money that gets paid out in total to everybody, regardles...

One thing that made Heep different was a focus on harmony vocals; most of the band sang backup, at a time when Zeppelin/Purple/Sabbath didn't even bother. They never had a great lead singer (though Goalby was pretty good), and the material was hit-or-miss, especially when Hensley's ego took over. Bu...

There must be some from when he toured with Ozzy? The reason why there's no video and hardly any photos is because Ozzy shaved his head right before Costa joined the band. He'd go onstage in a wig and then rip it off during the show. Sharon didn't want anybody to see that shit, so Costa's tenure is...

"Eveybody lookin fo some men
Some men to will in a ho-old"