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BernieTaupson

You yanks know you’re the only country dumb enough to have all these fake “service animals” that are just pets right? It’s not even a thing anywhere else. Rest of the world has guide dogs for blind people and even then they don’t go on planes.

BernieTaupson

The only way it would possibly sound like old KISS would be if his (Gene’s) backing band played all the guitars and Ace just punched in heavily planned and rehearsed solos. All his solos for the last ten years have been lazy one take punched in runs from his reunion tour solo spot. Space Invader had...

BernieTaupson · Re: Paul Di’Anno - Prowler live at Cart & Horses, London 22/09/2023

BernieTaupson

https://youtu.be/Shx4LqHnFkk?si=SsYXRlT0Yo2xNoVU

BernieTaupson

I'm actually working on my best stuff ever right now. But until that's ready here you go:
https://youtu.be/_g3p6zdVdWA?feature=shared

Vocal is laugh out loud hilarious. It sounds like Reggie from the 60s Archie cartoon series.

BernieTaupson

GreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 3:53 pm Professor Profund

BernieTaupson

Tonight WAS fuckin about Dave man, not Ed’s hip.

BernieTaupson

GreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 7:57 am Because it's a stone cold perfect classic record?? idk...

Again, someone who missed the point. Vh1 and Blizzard of Ozz and two dozen other albums are stone cold perfect classic records as well. They haven’t sold 25 million units.

BernieTaupson

SexxAtraxxion wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:11 pm "Within six days I had written and recorded five new songs, which is unprecedented for me."

We all know how good they’ll be.

BernieTaupson

Never understood how that John Farnham album went mega-huge based on one song, "You're the Voice". It was big in Europe too, but fizzled in the U.S. Whispering Jack had a bunch of great singles on it, it wasn’t just that one song. Pressure Down, A Touch of Paradise, both ubiquitous. “Reas...

BernieTaupson

Yeah but Blizzard, Diary, VH1, Heaven annd Hell and all those other classics we all rebought in multiple formats and multiple copies, none of those are even CLOSE to being twenty-five fucking platinum.

So the question still stands.

BernieTaupson

He missed the most iconic moments.

“Better fuckin not”

And

“Hoppin and boppin with the biggest hits on the charts smash gold Wahhaahhwahhahahshahahahey”

So as such I give him 2/10.

BernieTaupson

Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:07 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:47 am ....for these pants alone, he needs to be slapped in the face.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLd7AvluGTY

$tEvil

A hat on top of a bandana.

BernieTaupson

Newsted's FU Money wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 9:53 pm Bruce Dick-in-son blasts weed smokers while shilling his terrible beer. He can get fucked...by his hideous French tranny of a "girlfriend".

Bruce Bruce had Paddy killed over the divorce settlement. You know it.

Triggered.

BernieTaupson

I Still Love You, Reason to Live …

BernieTaupson

And he’s also joined Stargate SG1.

BernieTaupson

Absolutely a Sludger.

BernieTaupson

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2023 5:47 pm
If you wanna get technical, the video for "God Gave Rock N' Roll to You II" was Eric Carr's last video appearance. And "Rise to It" was the third single after "Forever", I think?

Yes and yes.

BernieTaupson

Didn’t help when Paul’s shrink came in as manager and stole $100,000 tour profits and went into hiding. Forever is the only reason they could do a tour, after the Crazy Shytes tour was half empty no promoter wanted to risk it. That’s why the album came out and there wasn’t a tour for months and mont...

BernieTaupson

Never seen them up close before. The drummer looks like a little kid onstage.

https://youtu.be/nSo7DQmmO0Q?si=UMwmi_D21l1zERX2

BernieTaupson

Just post the best one. You’re not Bob fuckin Dylan.

BernieTaupson

I Just Wanna isn’t overrated, it’s totally forgotten about. Only ever played in 92, dumped for the 94 and 95 shows they did, and never played again.

BernieTaupson

Was that the one who came in and pulled down the curtains while Paul was standing there like he was taking a piss?

BernieTaupson

Forever got to 8 in the US but did jack shit everywhere else. Crazy Nights was 4 in the UK for some reason.

Last time they played it was a couple days after Symphony with Tommy and Peter in Japan. Electric guitars no acoustics.

https://youtu.be/OaM_2qqQjHk?si=cXn6lmgGNrofqP7N

BernieTaupson

Murrh. Here are some from 2002. http://www.sleek.phreque.com/all_around.mp3 http://www.sleek.phreque.com/all%20the%20same.mp3 http://www.sleek.phreque.com/joker.mp3 http://www.sleek.phreque.com/breaks.mp3 http://www.sleek.phreque.com/Older.mp3 http://www.sleek.phreque.com/fromuphere.mp3 http://www....

BernieTaupson

The chick playing lead guitar on the Lick It Up video was kinda hot.

BernieTaupson

Everytime I play that one, my house lights up like a damn Christmas tree.

BernieTaupson

FreddyFender wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 7:46 am Vague speculation about her death for YouTube hits and comments is shameful.

Get over yourself, crybaby!

BernieTaupson

Grafted onto his head in the early 80s made out of parts of his rib.

BernieTaupson

https://youtu.be/nxPBpFXo6JY?si=n98rfdA9Oq8s_8Z8

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