She's in the room, you walk in, pants down and just start helicopter'ing the thing around? Of course, the more flaccid length you got, the more copter effect you get. Or, have you ever done the Tommy Lee (tranny) tuck, stuff it in-between your legs and walk in looking like a B!tch? So you were Heen...

And Paul can already smell it.

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:06 pm Someone needs to ChatGPT a song combining the worst of KISS' 80's lyrics about street hustlers, logs in fireplaces, putting the X in sex, etc. into one song. And then have the new avatars sing it.

Gene’s 80s songs already sound like ChatGPT wrote them.

You wanted the PISS you got the SHIT, that’s a good one. They should use that.

The only people who like the whole “KISS are superheroes” shit are KISS. KISS Meets The Phantom - bomb. Dynasty tour with capes - bomb. Psycho Circus comics with Todd MacFarlane - there were enough fans buying them out of interest off the back of the reunion tour so it lasted a while before it fizzl...

GreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 12:16 pm Finally heard the entire track. Guitar solo is exactly what you'd get if you asked AI to compose an AF solo. Maybe they did??

Ace’s brain has been artificial intelligence since about 1999.

Jem is outrageous.

Seeya KISStards!!

Zabooka wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:29 pm KISS - A New Era Begins

A new Error begins.

So does spending your Saturday evening posting photos of Kiss Meet & Greets. Obviously you can't a girl because you have the sexual charisma of a toddler's wake. I can certainly understand why your parents abused you. That and "I'm not triggered at all" don't seem to go together. And ...

JackieDaytona wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 5:59 pm I'm not triggered at all, but speaking of bullets, if I had a gun with two bullets, stuck in a room with you, Hitler, and Bin Laden, I'd shoot you twice

Yeah that sounds perfectly logical and totally sane doesn't it.

Now fuck off out of my thread you freak, I've got more KISStards to post.

JackieDaytona wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 5:49 pm These posts are always the worst. It's fucking amateur hour making fun of people who want their photos with Kiss. It's low hanging fruit. You're the biggest Kisstard on this board so don't act like your dumb fucking face isn't in a photo with Kiss somewhere.

Triggered!

Bruce Springsteen



Jack Black

This is it, BTW. There are no photos of this guy other than this one. This is what he got for his $1000.

https://i.postimg.cc/0NnzYpVR/DSC08556.jpg Villain from Karate Kid II https://i.postimg.cc/wvB707rt/DSC08591.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/52wY0cvt/DSC08696.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/43sKH8bQ/DSC08706.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/WbqqBq1g/DSC08747.jpg Jon Lord https://i.postimg.cc/2yZjKv75/DSC08795.jpg Court...

https://i.postimg.cc/1RCphZch/DSC08355.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/TYKnTHCy/DSC08374.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/TwQn3zzb/DSC08386.jpg Joe Walsh https://i.postimg.cc/Fsw3zgBT/DSC08393.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/T1p5Ypq8/DSC08417.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/pV6ncJRP/DSC08428.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/XYMB4Nrh/D...

https://i.postimg.cc/zDjxyMC0/DSC08181.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/SN1VrMt9/DSC08210.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/vmfzbS87/DSC08215.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/C5QDjjLL/DSC08239.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/tg3hLZD2/DSC08284.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/XJnw3jz3/DSC08303.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/d31rkWFx/DSC08338.jpg

May I suggest Dorks of the Buffet Line World as the next thread title https://i.postimg.cc/QtcnYdW3/DSC07782.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/JhkTtzxk/DSC07942.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/8PztMHwD/DSC08003.jpg Weird Al https://i.postimg.cc/VkTGYCqw/DSC08022.jpg Nick and Sophie https://i.postimg.cc/W3c5ZcYf/DS...

Did they even have the music playing or was that added in post too?

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:45 am May I suggest Dorks of the Buffet Line World as the next thread title

Ok

https://www.kissonline.com/newera

Monkey_Cowboy wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:13 am I'm hitting the show tonight. Surprised we're not getting a better run down of the show last night.

Same shit as every show the last five years that’s why.

Yeah it’s a bot but this is a hilarious book and it’s been out of print for years, really hard to get. This was Frehley’s girlfriend during his final years in KISS early 2000s. Much Sludge is spilt including the infamous remote control vibrating egg up Ace’s ass. https://youtu.be/Fc1iM9WzPW8?si=1VZt...

8th row tickets going for $80 on Stubhub today. $40 other seats as of 8:30PM tonight.

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:56 pm Thoughts? I hear they brought out some unplayed songs, was that enough to be really memorable?

Nope. Not one change for the MSG night one show.

Someone is live-streaming the first MSG show. Exact same thing they’ve done for years. No surprises. No rare songs. No new raps or intros, word for word the same as it’s been for years.

Save your money if you’re thinking about getting the PPV.