Is Lisa available?

futonsrf wrote:

BlackCrypt wrote:

Now put HMZ's face on Mike.

Grendel wrote:

Is that HMZ?

I saw part of it on HBO. He sure does a lot of hating on whites and Jews. Good thing its impossible for black people to be racist or there would be a lot of backlash. To be fair, he hates on Blacks more than Whites or Jews... :lol: Especially the Black women who are #`s 1 & 2 on his list of mos...

Noah does. Granted he doesn't have the skill set, but that man has willed the Bulls this season to win in Rose's absence. No one has done more with his limited skills in the last 20 years than Joakim. Going to the game Saturday against the Pacers. I have seen six straight losses at the UC. I honest...

ParaDime77 wrote:I hope they piss pound the living fuck out of Miami.

Hell yes!

This thread should be stickied.

Donald would want it that way.

They're so close...

Rorysfan wrote:Has Bert issued a press release on "Linsanity" yet?

Yes.

They will be re-doing Every Rose.

Thunder - Heat.

Thunder win.

Westbrook dunks on Lebron so hard it makes him cry.

That video.

I guess doing a normal porn just wouldn't piss her family off enough.

One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative. On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts....

Anyone know what being the hole in anal golf pays?

It can't possibly be enough.

RicheyJamesEdwards wrote:

Any news on Oden?

The Lakers being the second best team in LA is going to drive Kobe insane.

St_Augustines_Pears wrote:Is anyone really surprised by this?

Howard to The Nets has got to be a smoke screen.

Oden should join him.

I just read that he had another setback.

I fear Tinker Bell has foed me for life.

It's a cold, lonely life being foed as fuck. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

*flick* wrote:So who gets to be the dead one and who gets to be the disabled one?

It's obvious who gets to be the gay one.

violetbleu wrote:Zombie and Grendel: The new Siskel and Ebert.

They could do it like Wayne's World.

Live from HMZ's moms basement.

HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I go other places.

State Park bathrooms?

Rest stops?

I just want HMZ to let go of all that anger, and to live a happy, peacefull life as the kind of man that God intended him to be.

Is that so wrong?

Did Donnie & dizzylizzy ever hit it?

It's really too bad that the chick who's picture dizzlylizzy used never found out about this thread.

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Remember when World Peace beat up some fans at The Palace?