CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You say "imaginative", I say "schizoid".

I think you're right, but he'll probably just say it's "paranormal."

You have an imaginative mind. It's a shame you can't write.

kriptyc wrote:

actually to be clear: you can't read and you don't know shit and are a crap writer. stfu

That's rich. Just like the people you pay TO WRITE.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JYIC%2B9qzL._SL500_AA300_.jpg That look like a retard's rendition of ET phoning home. Let's make sure this is clear: You paid at least 900 dollars to a vanity press to publish your book. You paid to enter a contest. You didn't pay for an editor. You're paying...

It's not a form letter. In the version you plagiarized you forgot to show possession of the author's passion. So, the question is did you write any of that incoherent shit you posted, or did you look over a retard's shoulder and lift his story? WTF are you talking about? I have the Writer's Digest ...

What a bunch of cheap ass bastards sending a revised "form letter". Shit, I guess I can use mine for an actual official review also, thanks. It's not a form letter. In the version you plagiarized you forgot to show possession of the author's passion. So, the question is did you write any ...

kriptyc wrote:
It's a wallowing website.

Wallowing isn't an adjective.

Correct use of the word:

The posters on Metal Sludge wallow in their self-pity.

Ernest You'reWritingtheWay, Here is your excerpt rewritten in the way a writer would try to connect with the audience and not alienate them from his story. -------- The words danced through his mind faster than his fingers could type. Tim's writer's block broke like a fever that had dangled him over...

kriptyc wrote:you fuckers do realize it was an EXCERPT, right?

And you do realize an excerpt is a marketing tool used to sell the book, right?

I had no idea you were a middle eastern woman. So you know how a culture of amputation would affect you when you see a hero of yours amputated SLOWLY. . Are the women in your story Middle Eastern? One prisoner sat on the ground where he had his arms and legs sliced off in six inch sections. When on...

go on...read it again...slowly, and try to understand. here then, I'll spell it out for you: grief was the reaction. is that so hard to understand? do I need to walk you through the whole process of establishing that grief? NO you know why...it was an EXCERPT about a vision (just an aside). I don't...

Women screamed with grief! The problem isn't whether grief is the right word or not. Or the fact that you used the exclamation point. Well, yeah that's a problem, but the bigger issue is you're telling and not showing. Telling readers the women screamed with grief doesn't invoke any emotion in the ...

kriptyc wrote:



http://www.amazon.com/Devils-Canyon-Lin ... 854&sr=1-3

How about a sample chapter since the "author" didn't use the free "Search Inside" feature.

When people bring up the "good old days" I wanna punch them in the face. You mean the good ole days when sludge was down all the time and slower then AOL 28k or the good ole days that was infested with 1000 "Jennifer Aniston fucks donkey with strapon" topics. That's not the &quo...

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

As for the "good old days," fuck...there were tons of characters, yeah, but you also had to weed through page after countless page of assholes like Frozen Pepsi spamming the boards with scat porn. You remember *that*, don'tcha?

That was some nasty shit. No pun intended.

Becase its so rediculous how some of the *kool kids* bunch can run anyone down, and that's OK, but see how you all don't like it when someone sees the hypocrisy (Sp?), and finally throws shit back at the shit throwers, and call them the pricks that they are. It's awesome how you question the correc...

I'm a walking,talking,motherfucking sonofabitch with a PhD in Ass-kick- onomics and a minor in literature. New quote! Next thing you know you'll be claiming to have tiger's blood running through your veins and the DNA of Adonis. Let me clear that up before it gets out of hand. If Charlie Sheen has ...

FreaKShoW wrote: You owe a good portion of your post count to me,Danny boy.

When you skim through your thesaurus looking for words to make you look intelligent, what you just did is called "deflection."

In your absurd reality,you see me as getting clowned but in reality its the other way around.Your actions speak volumes about your true character and inner turmoil. No shame here,buddy. You really do suck at answering questions. And you've lost your mind if you don't think you're getting clowned. Y...

It only makes me feel better about myself.God knows if I didn't have Sludge, I'd have to rely on real losers and that would severely kill my karma. I smell another sham. If you have such a wonderful real life why does being clowned on a message board make you feel better about yourself? That's some...

March 19, 2011 Did I wuss out? I didn't mean to,its just that I find battling wits on the interwebs with half baked potato heads rather boring.It takes a lot to stimulate this brain quite honestly wonky wasn't cutting it. Maybe if I had some good cocaine and a bottle it would have been more fun. I'...

Going on a cocaine and whiskey binge is something I've done for most of my adult life. I accept the fact that it wasn't the most intelligent thing I've ever done but never in my wildest dreams did I think a Sludger would call me out for having fun on a board solely based on that kind of elicit beha...

Let me ask you this. When was the last time 7 or 8 different posters jumped up your ass and you fought them off with integrity? Without sounding slightly Sheen - ish?? Tell me! Blaming your erratic behavior on a pseudo coke and whiskey binge is not a sign of integrity. Neither is lying. Accept resp...

FreaKShoW wrote: I never gave or give a fuck what people do with their time,you fucking dolt.

If that was true you wouldn't have told people to get out more and enjoy life. Your stories are getting mixed up. Take a breath.

FreaKShoW wrote:
Wow,a kewl Sludger just called me out on a post count.

Hell has officially frozen over,kids.

She didn't call you out on your post count. She called you out on your hypocrisy.

FreaKShoW wrote:
Please foe me because your mouth is really stating to suck.

Did you really ask her to foe you? Why can't you foe her if you're upset because she just clowned you?

The simple fact that some people take it upon themselves to create a word for literary connotation and you cant draw a line between them is absurd. http://i56.tinypic.com/2yxlopy.jpg You're a genius. How do you come up with these witty pics.....google image is your best friend at this point. :lol: ...

FreaKShoW wrote:The simple fact that some people take it upon themselves to create a word for literary connotation and you cant draw a line between them is absurd.

Since you are answering questions- Here's another. I just got sick of all the bullshit and decided to bark back just like the rest of you pathetic loosers. Next! What is a "looser?" According to Urban Dictionary it's- 1. looser A looser is a loser who can't spell "loser". Moron: ...

I am sitting but I still haven't learned what "wan't" means. want...I type fast,bitch. This is not a plausible defense for a typo. If typing fast was the reason you fucked up the word then it would have been "wanr" or "wsnt" or some combination of letters around the wo...