TravisBickelsMohawk wrote:

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:You'd have a hard time finding gardenburgers and tempeh in Columbia.

1. When I am in charge a statue of a cow will be erected to honor this noble creatures sacrifice.

2. Why would I vote for McCain? I try to stay on the Libertarian path.

TyrC!

1. Weirdly enough as I started typing this CCR's "Fortunate Son" started playing on the radio. 2. *chills* 3. I flat out refuse to believe Trump is really going to run for president. I don't know what the angle is but it's there. 4. By the by. The next song on the radio is Sabbath's "...

I guess all those crazy ass Texas republican kooks have a little more bark than I thought they did. The pre abortion sonogram law looks like it's gonna pass. Basically, women would be subjected to having to have a mandatory sonogram with a doctor's explanation of the fetus' features and a listen to...

1. There is only so much space in the U.S. and I have little patience! 2. The citizens will be allowed 3 kids and the "benefits" that come with them. You pump out another one and you'll face the Death Metal of all taxes. 3. All things Metal will have to be capitalized. This is just a siden...

1. I am suprised to hear this news. I mean I can understand DFW since these people will masturbate at the mere mention of the guys name but kinda figured they'd get local sports icons of each area. 2. Maybe it's me but Troy don't seem excited to be in the ads. The Hulkster of course is a trained pon...

The Super Bowl is coming to East Rutherford, NJ, in a couple years, and I think that's great. It's a shame the West Side Stadium didn't get built, it would have been amazing to have the Super Bowl 20 blocks from my apartment. I've always wanted to go to a Super Bowl, so this might be my chance, sin...

1. Right now on DFW tv there are Rent A Center ads with spokesmen Troy Aikman and Hulk Hogan.

2. Is Aikman Popular enough to have the ads aired nationaly or do they hook the Hulkster up with another local hero in other areas?

TyrC!

1. I love you folks like the illegitimate siblings I've never met. With that said I had just soon watch you guys team up and play a few quarters in a near by park.

2. There seems to be just a little too much ass kissing involved with the whole project.

TyrC!

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=6045599 http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/c...._ian&id=6043648 So Scott made a career out of hitting opponents with his words as much as he hit them with his pads. When asked at a news conference Thursday if he'd studied the founding fat...

1. Berfore we get started I want it understood that all my Sludgeaholics are super cool and I would be proud to have them visit Dallas. 2. The Superbowl is nothing more than someone having a real cool party in your house except you're not invited! 3. If you're "lucky" you might get to ser...

Skate4RnR wrote:"Oriental" is used for inanimate objects, not people.

1. "Oriental" is a term for people who live in the "Asia" part of the world.

2. Asian covers most of the Euro landmass.

TyrC!

Pretty soon you'll have to pick out names for your ovarian cysts before you can have them removed. 1. Now you can see why Texas is not only the first three notches of the bible belt but the buckle too. 2. Just asking but can't women just go to one of the other states to have an abortion? 3. Every d...

1. Berfore we get started I want it understood that all my Sludgeaholics are super cool and I would be proud to have them visit Dallas. 2. The Superbowl is nothing more than someone having a real cool party in your house except you're not invited! 3. If you're "lucky" you might get to serv...

1 Too bad Tony Romo can't be linked to any guy/guy stuff. I've always
thought the perfect name, Tony Homo!

TyrC!

Basically making homosexuality illegal...That' like...half of Dallas 1. It's not really half of Dallas but you'd be surprised at how many gays we do have. I've known many of our gay friends and they're actually much smarter than some of the straight peoples. 2. True story. A few years ago there was...

1. There is no such animal as an "expert marxman." 2. "Marxman" is the lowest possible grade you can get and leave training for actual service. It's like getting a D in class. 3. So either there were other people popping off shots at JFK or certain people in the U.S. government c...

Texas is a good state because you usually dont sit on death row for 10 years. Yeah, but we've got a terrible illegal alien problem. 1. Not that I would ever thread jack a topic but we don't have a terrible illegal alien problem except maybe we a need a couple more river crossers over here. 2. Some ...

I poorly chose my words if you kill someone you should get the chair unless its man slaughter. 1. I agree! Except the chair is a waste of time and money! 2. We need the Electric Sofa! Easily 3-4 people at a time! 3. We should also consider putting defence lawyers to death with their murdering clien...