I could care less about his toes. I do live where there is an Elevator..
Yes, Love in an Elevator, going down. Mr Tyler I think you might want to come visit my place!

I would say Mark Baxter but he was not very nice, so he is off my fuck list! Though he can go fuck himself, for not wanting to teach me to sing! Let's see. You mean famous people I assume! Although which most are married, so this will be my wish list. lol I wish I could fuck them, but too late! I am...

Bianca wrote:I would pay to see a reality show with her, HBB and Rattqueen.

So does that bum ya out, or could ya care less? Jack is married to Heather, found that out on facebook, so please express thoughts.

how about the super skinny chicks, we need love to.
5'5..100 lbs..
At least you could pick me up.

24/7, so hopefully you could keep up.

1. Stephen Pearcy 2. Vinnie Vincent, of kiss 3. David Spade 4. Bret Michaels 5. Billy Idol You MUST be drunk. What the fuck is wrong with you? These guys are still hot, so nothing bad about that. I mean we all have different taste in people..But as far as medical problems, ya something wrong there ...

1. Stephen Pearcy
2. Vinnie Vincent, of kiss
3. David Spade
4. Bret Michaels
5. Billy Idol

Bruce Chickenson wrote:an ageing, balding, fat rocker just because of how he USED to look?

No..Because that is way to gross to even think about. I'd only let Bret Micheals, Stephen pearcy, Warren De martini, Frankie Wilsex, Tommy Lee, Vince Neil, Steven Tyler fuck me.

I didn't see I made the list and I don't have the patience, nor the time to read 20 pages back. I didn't see my name mentioned, this must mean I am one of the intelligent posters on Sludge.

sludge_ducks_sick wrote:I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.

I thought this thread was about me. I was going to say something but now, never mind.

exitflagger wrote:

rattfan wrote:My room temp is 196, then.

Your room temperature could freeze gasoline.

If you had half a brain, then you would know that 196 degrees would not freeze gasoline. Look! even I am not that stupid.

grishnak boss wrote:I watched half n' hour of this show....

It is entertaining if your IQ is around the same number as room temperature.

Perry Farrell is a fucking sell out, he's been out of ideas for a long time now.

My room temp is 196, then.

tweet75 wrote:say "i would like to suck your cock and taste your cum and no one has to know" works almost every time

Do you think I could seduce Stephen Pearcy by saying the above?

EvilNTent wrote:It's all about HIM, ladies. Leave your self respect at the door.

I thought I was to leave my clothes, girlfriends and drugs, which I no longer do.. at the door.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Just the broke motherfuckers, which is pretty much 95% of them.

This would also include the stoned off weed and drunk musician's to. About 95 percent of them. Seems abut right to me, not that I care, just sayin..

I'd ride the Rikstik, if he looks like Ronnie James Dio...

What are some good tips for seducing a musician? Just take off all your clothes and dye your hair blond. It helps to have huge hooters and act ditzy. Come prepared with drugs and act stoned..Also, Pretend to be around the ages of 15, or 17 years old. If you are in your 30's say you're around 20..Th...

Jolt wrote:

rattfan wrote:Who is this Rikstik? I have never heard of him before. He says he is awesome, so like can anyone confirm this? Is this like true?

Honey, he's talking about his penis.

So Rickstik is saying he has an awesome penis. Is that true and can you confirm this to be true?

Girlfriend, you've come to the right place! And yes, you've hit the nail on the head. They pick girls out of the audience. It's preferable if you're already seated in the first two or three rows of the venue, so be sure to either camp out for tickets or be willing to pay for the upgrade. You've got...

LSD69 wrote:body part on a man ? Ass , Legs or Chest ?

Great Smile, body ..and must have long hair, and smell great.

tweet75 wrote:what girls here have used a hair brush handle to masturbate

I have used a mic before. Please don't say that to too many people. But see my pussy wanted to sing, and so it did.

Pretty Dead Boy wrote:

rattfan wrote:I wonder if bonedog69, is Barry Manilow, Judas Priest, Elton john, or Paul Stanley??? Can someone help me out, what do you think?

or maybe yer kockstar?

nah, you wouldn't have the balls.

I'm a chick, so I don't have any balls. Who is kockstar? I never heard of them befur.

I wonder if bonedog69, is Barry Manilow, Judas Priest, Elton john, or Paul Stanley??? Can someone help me out, what do you think?

Im not going to, but it was a tempting fantasy more than anything else.. And no, im not a chick, i clearly said my gf was asked if she would like a lesbian encounter by her friend, i merely wanted the threesome if she had said yes :D You said. "I'm getting the very real feeling that she wants ...

So my girlfriends friend asked my gf if she wanted a lesbian experience, my gf said no and there's no chance of me' getting a threesome. The friend always talks to me' about porn both in person and online chat, I'm getting the very real feeling that she wants my man meat inside her, she is hot but ...

In related news, bonedog69's dreams of pile-driving a member of an 80's hair metal band is once again dashed... Well my dreams were dashed to ya know, but I live with it. I know it will be hard that bonedog69's will never be able to bang Stephen Pearcy's brains out, but maybe they could bone Carlo'...