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by TawnyVonJagger
Sun May 03, 2009 8:04 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: THE LA LAKERS 2009 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!
Replies: 497
Views: 165107

Re: CELTIC FANS PREPARE FOR YOUR IMMINENT DOOM YOU IDIOTS!!!

GO NUGGETS!!!


That is all.
by TawnyVonJagger
Fri May 01, 2009 5:27 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Hanley fucking WHO??? Goddamn, I love me some Amazing Amezega! The guy has a fucking INCREDIBLE glove (Cubbie fans can attest to that!) and he brings so much energy to the team when he's playing. Ima talk to Uncle Larry Beinfest and see if they can make him a Fish 4 Life. He's a huge fan favorite. I...
by TawnyVonJagger
Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:45 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

The streak is over, there is joy in Mudville. Hip hip Jorge!


(WHSAC, you were right, this is NOT Hamels' year!)
by TawnyVonJagger
Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:30 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

I just want to tell WHSAC to STFU in advance. Thank you. :P

:shock: :o :( :? :x :oops: :cry: :evil: :roll: :|
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:06 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Damn. (Or, O NOES! The sky is falling! :roll: )

The Fish have NEVER played well in Pittsburgh. But I tip my hat to the Buccos, they have a decent team there, maybe they can make some noise.
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:15 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Eh, my bad. I never heard of him. I still want to punch him in the throat, though.
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:53 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Got a question for yas. Has anyone heard of Rob Dibble? He's the announcer for the Nats on MASN. This guy is a TOTAL douchefucker. COMPLETELY unprofessional. He has major hate against the Fish, particularly Bonifacio. He even wished injury on the guy! He made a comment about how he hopes the Nats pi...
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:46 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

11-1. This is unreal. Even when our "vaunted" starting pitchers struggle, our BP has been PHENOMENAL. They've given up ONE run this entire road trip so far. Stellar! The Fish have been known to be error happy. They have ONE error (committed today) this road trip. Stellar D! Even when our b...
by TawnyVonJagger
Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:44 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol

owned


Oh yeah, 10-1.

lol

owned again













(Lick me, haters. Let me enjoy this! 8) )
by TawnyVonJagger
Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:37 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Shit. I got Vlad on my fantasy team.
by TawnyVonJagger
Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:17 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

No. This is their best start since 97. :) If a tree falls in the woods.... :D You. Suck. So. Bad. :x Oh, and I goofed. The Marlins were 8-1 in 04 as well. And this was the first time we've swept the Braves in Atlanta EVAR. :shock: On to the poor Nats again. See ya next weekend, chump! :D
by TawnyVonJagger
Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:09 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

tin00can wrote:
TawnyVonJagger wrote:And the Mighty Marlins continue to roll. 8) Damn, these guys look good, although Maybin and Cody really need to snap outta their funks. Uggla's been an RBI machine!


Don't they always start like that?
No. This is their best start since 97. :)
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:46 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

And the Mighty Marlins continue to roll. 8) Damn, these guys look good, although Maybin and Cody really need to snap outta their funks. Uggla's been an RBI machine!
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:20 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Holy shit what a game. I was looking forward to this matchup all damn week! Santana vs. Johnson, and they totally did not disappoint! Santana, apart from a rough 2nd inning was DEALING. K'd 13 batters. And JJ had a complete game, after surviving a close 9th inning. He was a stud as well. (and the fi...
by TawnyVonJagger
Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:23 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Man, that's fucked up. Very tragic. RIP :cry:
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:17 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

im kicking myself for going to the store when they were down 9-3, i just checked espn and they showed the highlights, glad to see the phils get in the win column, braves are gonna are better than i thought and florida's offense is rather scary, it's gonna be a wild race in the east this year. I hat...
by TawnyVonJagger
Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:16 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Has anyone ever seen Tawny and Machado posting here at the same time? :lol: To borrow a quote from Yonkel...Oh hell no you didn't! :x Jake, I'm watching the MLBN, and I did see that CC was all over the damn place, and his velocity was shit. And he owned up to it. He'll iron it out, I'm sure. Aaaand...
by TawnyVonJagger
Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:43 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Holy fucking shit what a game!!! Emilio Bonifacio...who, you ask? Yeah, he plays 3rd base for the Marlins. He went 4-5, 3 singles, and a motherfucking inside the park home run. Jesus Speed Demon Christ, this guy has BLAZING speed! I think he's the fastest man in the league, and if he's not, he shoul...
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:07 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: cherokeepony
Replies: 343
Views: 143036

Re: cherokeepony

Niobe Deirdre Elder in da hizzouse!

PS...cherokeepony is a fuckin twat, to keep on topic.
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:05 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Sigh. Hanley is young, dumb, and loaded. Get over it, it's just fucking hair! When GI Joe was here, he didn't allow any facial hair, and even Hawk shaved. Everyone survived. In other news, I am saddened to hear that Dontrelle Willis has been put on the 15 day DL for an "anxiety disorder". ...
by TawnyVonJagger
Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:32 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Yep. 8) We'll be going to the groundbreaking ceremony, whenever that will be! Can't wait, it'll be amazing. Are they going to give you a bag and have you help pick up the old cans and tires too? :lol: :lol: Dick. The only thing I don't like about the whole deal is that it's THERE. Ghetto central. I...
by TawnyVonJagger
Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:01 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

As for the Fish. Does this mean their owner is going to quit having fire sales every season, and give the fans some hope? With the young pitching they have coming up, all they need is a little bit of defense and it could be like 2003 all over again soon. Well yeah, the new ballpark=revenue=signing ...
by TawnyVonJagger
Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:50 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

As for the Fish. Does this mean their owner is going to quit having fire sales every season, and give the fans some hope? With the young pitching they have coming up, all they need is a little bit of defense and it could be like 2003 all over again soon. Well yeah, the new ballpark=revenue=signing ...
by TawnyVonJagger
Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:03 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! Muh Fishies will have a brand spankin' new Pond! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Marlins' ballpark vote passes Retractable-roof stadium slated for 2012 opening By Joe Frisaro / MLB.com http://www.floridamarlins.com The Fish Pond: Joe Frisaro's MLBlog MLB.TV has Marlins baseball all season M...
by TawnyVonJagger
Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:18 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Fuck Manny. What a fucking dipshit. Anyhoo, I'm going to my first Marlins spring game today vs. the O's...the official home opener, with friends from Dade and Broward coming up, as is our tradition. I'm jacked up, but if the Fish commit any errors today Ima going headhunting. But I'm really stoked f...
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:01 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: mannycat/EDDIEVANMAIDEN/VINCE NEIL'S PUKE.
Replies: 14
Views: 10867

Re: mannycat/EDDIEVANMAIDEN/VINCE NEIL'S PUKE.

Holy. Shit. :lol: :lol: :lol: 'K, guess I've got some reading to do.
by TawnyVonJagger
Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:37 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Gossip Board All-Stars
Replies: 178
Views: 81827

Re: Gossip Board All-Stars

Why isn't P13 on this list? That dur-de-durr is leading the pack!
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:31 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The Lickety Of Sleepy hollow
Replies: 17
Views: 16012

Re: The Lickety Of Sleepy hollow

Not taking sides here, but I did see the post about Jake's baby that Jake is referring to. It was edited a few minutes later, however.

And a Lickety bashing thread is ALWAYS awesome.

"DAMMIT, SPLIT!"
(Lumi needs to write more Lickety stories)
by TawnyVonJagger
Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:00 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3273765

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Congrats to Rice and Rickey. I cannot fucking WAIT to hear Rickey's speech! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hawk gets hosed again! :evil: