When you are sitting in Algebra tomorrow look at the girl on your right or left and strike up a conversation. Chances are pretty good that the convo will get around to sex and then the convo will get good. Use that to your advantage because girls are looking for the same thing, just for different r...

i know from personal experience with every band i play in that UK girls think groupies are 'sick freaks'. And 'the band i will not name for the sake of keeping my sludge account' said in last week's kerrang that the uk is shit when it comes to girls at shows. Aren't you 14 years old? It this is tru...

Right... Yahoo wouldn't allow this question and the only mildy successful musician (supported Seb Bach, and toured the USA with Alice Cooper) i know in person won't tell me, so i need to sludge it: How many girls on average fuck a lead guitar player per day if the band is pretty successful? Let's s...

it should. i mean... cigarettes are basically you paying for a heart condition or cancer. Also, they just are a way of big dickheads making money. Pot/weed is not dangerous, and also tastes better. It works better, and considering many countries like Kazahkstan have valleys of the stuff growing nat...

OK in case anyone asks, i lost the weight from around 14 stone/almost 200 pounds, and i am 6ft2. So yeah to lose a stone is a good start, but i drink tonnes of Pepsi so i will cut down and see what difference that makes, also cut down on Monster energy and general fizzy drinks. Plus, i have always ...

OK in case anyone asks, i lost the weight from around 14 stone/almost 200 pounds, and i am 6ft2. So yeah to lose a stone is a good start, but i drink tonnes of Pepsi so i will cut down and see what difference that makes, also cut down on Monster energy and general fizzy drinks. Plus, i have always ...

Christ that dumb bitch is something else, get her to move to Hollywood FLA, she can taint that town too. PS, I agree, Nikki couldn't hold a relationship together if the world itself depended on it. I just can't believe how immature and stupid Kat is. She has/had so much potential. Her 15 mins of fa...

HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I never had an sexual relationship with any guy. I only have sex with women and love women only. Rich is cool I have no problem with him. I have very little problems with people here. I get along with a lot of people here.

Thankyou, good sir! HAHA Absinthe Minded is such a tool.

You are a stupid little boy. Good luck with that wen ur in a band stuff, nipplehead. wow, cunt... can you not tell sarcasm wen it comes and twists ur balls? jezuz i virtually slapped you people in the face with sarcasm. now unless you're completely dumb... i am hopin you were ging along with my sar...

absinthe minded wrote:

RichHoltGuitar wrote:wen i am in a abnd wen am older, i may get to the age of 50 but i am still gonna make sure that all the girls i fuck are no older than 25. maybe 28 if they're hot.

Where did you learn to type? You're fucking retarded, aren't you?

Yes

cookie wrote:Awww aren't you cute!

AWW YEH

Easy task: name the hottest chick in metal.

My vote: Maria Brink

cookie wrote:

When we want a childs opinion, we will ask at the local school. Run along and play.

OK!

She's hot, but she's also proof of his decline. His stature of women keeps decreasing. From Rose McGowan, a reputable actress, to a burlesque dancer, to a porn star. Next will be a stripper, then a hooker. no he had an actress after the dancer... i think she was called Evan Rachel Wood.

LetUsPrey wrote:RICH HOLT!!!!!

I don't care what I said about him before, he's gotta be one of my new favorite posters

LOL thanks. and yeah you kicked poizond13's little quarter-inch dick in that fight. he is obsessed with gay so much. maybe he is 'experimenting' with is sexuality?

Fall Out Boy + Avenged Sevenfold= you're a fucking homo. :lol: That's the gayest thing I've ever read. If cracking gay jokes makes you gay, then about 95% of the people who post here are actual homosexuals. Awwww, look at that, he's proud of his gayness! :lol: did you take your boyfriend's dick too...

Nikki Sixx is hot. Every chick thinks so. However, if you are not hot, but learn to play guitar very well, you will become hot to many women. Trust me. There is even a sick part of me that finds Yngwie Malmsteen sexy. Learning to play well is more important than trying to fit some image. If you hav...

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DOES THIS QUESTION NEED TO BE ASKED? Megan Fox all the way...