After the spelling faux pas he made in the blundering first post he made in this thread, you would think that he would've stayed away from schooling the masses on spelling in any of the rest of his posts. You would think so, but maybe he is taking his own advice and working on the bigger issues. We...

....but what you don't know dumb ass is that 2T is female. Damn you, JDV! You ruined it. I was just starting to get used to my penis. Put it in a jar on your dresser. That is what I do with all my penis's. and when I say my penis's, I mean my boyfriends. I want it where I can see it at all times.

I don't have anything to add except I hate that no one is payin attention to me.




WHO DOI HAVE TO FUCKING BAPTIZE TO GET SOME FUCKING ATTENTION AROUND HERE????


I'll name drop stryper if I have to!!!

DejaVuDoo wrote:I see flames in the background. Maybe it's the awards ceremony where he was honored for being the first to gossip about The Station fire on the internet.

whats even cooler is that the guys from air supply are in the background.

Rev wasn't joking when he says he knows the Big Names!

When I googled rocknrev this is what I found:

That's RockNRev, my dear. Aren't you trembling with jealousy that you aren't that fucking metal? Here, let me sum up the last part of this thread for you real quick: http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2047/revgelhz5.jpg U R aLL jUsT g3LuS oF mY m3taL kULtUr3 !!!1!! [/color] http://img107.imageshack...

If that picture had a rubber ducky it would be so fucking rad!

Those of us that aren't retarded can tell the difference.
I claimed to have played with rock celebrities.

That is soo awesome!!! What is like to play with trixter? Is peter loren really as hot as I think he is?


Damn I wish I was you!

I'm a great driver. I haven't run over anyone ever. Well, I haven't run over anyone that COUNTS as anyone. My neighborkids and foreigners dont count.

Ok so what do I get to do now?


Since I have lost, surely my voo doo song got me some sort of job on the tour.

Ok you said lyrics. You got lyrics. To the tune of Dude lOoks like a lady: Cruisin to the crabshack to play Got his drumkit all ready that day His sticks he thought were packed in his car. Baby maybe the're home But that’s too far to walk, TOO FAR! On stage they had a good time When Voo doo solved t...

PillOfPOISON wrote:

EliseThePiece wrote:I win at life.

I never doubted it for a second.

You realize that if I get this, you will be a band husband. All the guy fans will be gelus of you and start threads about us on the ho board.


But never fear my pookie, our love is real!!

so will I....out of my vagina.




I win at life.

My sack as in my balls or my sack as in my stash?? Points are riding on this Elise! Your balls fo course. Stoner would never be stupid enough to try gankin someone's stash. Especially since she is the one who gave it to you. Unless by "stash" you mean penis. In that case, she has both.

Youc an't see it, but she is holding your sack just below the picture.

None of my nominees are going to accept, or do any of these menial tasks, so it looks like they'll be the first 3 booted off the show... Your nominees should not even have been placed in the same category as me, Carmanowar, and the most honorable deathcurse. Hell, when this is all over even the mig...

bobbystoney wrote:

EliseThePiece wrote:Carman is the ruler of the world.

Thank you

Your welcome. I was crying reading that. I think I will just step down and let you win because yours was way better.

Carman is the ruler of the world.

Glad I don't work with you. It's also incredibly ridiculous that you all would stop so low as to call me out on this thread. UNBELIEVABLE! You people really need to get a life. I am here and I can post if I want to. and besides, I just wanted to read haiku's. Rolling Eyes Sounds like a right misera...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:What are you doing? You need to be out finding a thread to hijack ASAP.

And get your man-toy on the ball, too!

Ok I am doing ti!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone please explain to Elise in simpler terms how this challenge works before I make fun of her. Thanks in advance. I couldn't help myself. I really couldn't. It was there and I had to. But you can still make fun of me. I'd be disappointed if you didn't. and besides, it would be torture for me t...

I think deathcurse is gonna be tough to beat here. No he won't. I have been sent several messages by numerous people saying he has been spreading lies about me and kip winger and I have the pm's to prove it. It's also incredibly ridiculous that you all would stop so low as to call me out on this th...

You mean, like be a groupie? I real live groupie?




Fine, but if I have to suck your dick I swear I swear I'll puke.

I nominate: - deathcurse (we rock The_Board Fucking and ace will lose his god damned mind.) - KurtStaleyVedder (a man of impeccable taste and infinite tact) - PillofPoison (to make Elise gelus) Notice how I didn't nominate any bitches? There's a reason for that. You didn't nominate any Heathers eit...

I am waiting for TMC to come and argue with the yellow.