wicked, so cool that you are open to getting butted. I won't try it, but maybe other girls want to know how you prepare yourself. Do you have to do any hole stretching before he puts it in you?

Dedication, stoner. I has it.

Daniel Radcliffe is not well hung. I saw his peen in all its glory when I saw Equus and there is no way that thing is going to grow big unless it is like those toys you have to let soak in water for 48 hours.

Ok ace coming back with "im sorry" made me laugh so hard. Fucking ace.

deathcurse wrote:

EliseThePiece wrote:I am going to have to send a sympathetic pm for this. You definitely need it...

Right. I'm the one who texts people hysterically every time my name is mentioned.

2T 2T 2T, you lied for 2T

You seem really worked up. Sympathetic PM coming right up! Hugs

deathcurse wrote:By the way, Human Pear, you once again decided to mention Elise. Now I'm going to get a frantic PM from her saying "STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!"

I am going to have to send a sympathetic pm for this. You definitely need it...

Facedown wrote:As you know, it would have been impossible since I was busy reaping your wool socks.

Everyone knows my socks are made from the skin of boys testicles. EVERYONE knows this.

Facedown wrote:

EliseThePiece wrote:My life partner left his name logged in on my computer.

I did not.

Yes you did and you know it.

Goddamn I love their sourdough burgers. you're fucking making me hungry.

What the hell's the matter with you, boy? That's what he does, he runs away when someone calls him out on shit. I think he calls it "ignoring a stupid moron", but it's usually when someone has hit a nerve. :wink: She wasn't even talking to you, dumbass. :lol: Elise, I'd shut the fuck up i...

Dammit that was me! My life partner left his name logged in on my computer. My bad. Go back and reread that post and then pretend a dancing milk cartoon is next to it.

chickenona wrote:My daughter saw the new Harry Potter and said Malfoy was the best part of it.

She is the smartest girl in the whole world. I drooled like ace on the bathroom floor when I saw that movie.

The First Harry Potter Movie, whatever it was called. 0/10. Turned if off. You would think with all that magic at his disposal, that little four eyed prick would at least pull a training bra out of a hat. I call that movie "Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Bone" and it was fucking incredible.

Chicke please keep going with that story. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!!

I am crying because chicke trumped my story four times over already.
I really thought I had a chance at winning this thing.
It hurts so bad I can feel it my vagina.


P.S- The cliff Burton story? Jesus christ on MY FACE! Fucking awesome.

His cum tasted like I'd expected it to - like Drano, Sudafed and high blood pressure.

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Succubyss wrote:

EliseThePiece wrote:What about best scene with Head?



Yes? No?

I've really, really missed you.

S (just when I think the internet is worthless - it isn't)

SUCCCYYYYY!!!!


E (I have missed you too)

Do you wish there really was an lolcat picture of that? because I do.

FUCK YEAH!!!!

What about best scene with Head?



Yes? No?

One night I was feeling incredibly horny, and as everyone knows, I am a voyeur so I hoped that my next door neighbors Joe and Sally were in the mood to put a show on for me. I walked over to the house and Joe and Sally answered the door. I knew they were in the mood because they were looking at me w...

Hungwell wrote:

EliseThePiece wrote:I didn't contribute at all. I just wanted to scream at someone.

Makes sense to me!

MY BUTT REALLY ITCHES AND THIS CARPET IS CHAFFING!!!




(ok screaming over)

I didn't contribute at all. I just wanted to scream at someone.

FUCK YOU HUNGWELL!

LOL! I noticed the bitch popped up in another thread, but he waited until his pictures here were removed. Why do I have a feeling they will be back sooner than later? Here is an immasculated version. Eh- same thing. http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q47/donnygrey/colorequus4.jpg BEST. POST. EVER!!...

where is tmc?


I really miss her.

Oh, I have nothing against Ben Orr. Didn't I just say I was glad he got to fulfill his dreams?? Warrant, on the other hand....... Sorry, Elise. And I guess I'll finally admit it, now that Rev has told us that we're all just pawns in part of an evil, genius plan that he has worked up... I resent him...

No no. Be serious, ThePiece. Warrant and Ben Orr BOTH sucked ass and we all know it. That isn't just "resentful" talk from a loser either. That's fact, jack. If there's something that has in any way been linked to, or in contact with Rev, it is pure shit. No resentment involved in any of ...

When you PMed the reputable Sludger, did you also tell him/her your reasons for such atrocious spelling, and why you think a band of guys in white leather outfits, who sing about being Down Boys, are TRU METAL? Those are the only things that matter to me. Because I've been content with this thread ...

GO REV! way to show those assclowns the way to CHINATOWN!!


*high fives*