No, but I'm sure GoddessFla would love them. Easier access.

nycrue wrote::


Waits for Stoner to go to the school yard and get some more FANTASTIC low blows from a 5th grader.

Cheers ya dumb cunts!

Well, since your low blows are from the more high functioning residents of your group home, she had to get them from some where.

Cheers Squeaky Fromme!

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:So that's two resounding fails for the "pre-owning" strategy?

Just give it time. History will vindicate her.

Calexxia wrote:

FearsOfGun wrote:

UtahRatt wrote:I always thought HollywoodRose was a constipated dude not some buttplugged chick.

I thought that Hollywood Rose was HBB. I'm getting confused.

Nope. Two totally different varieties of batshit.

This place has varieties of batshit like an Indian market has spices.

UtahRatt wrote:I always thought HollywoodRose was a constipated dude not some buttplugged chick.

I thought that Hollywood Rose was HBB. I'm getting confused.

because the guy across the country rejected you for a starfucking groupie whore and more mentally unstable poster? FIXED. :D Awful at what? this place is a total joke. it has been for quite the years now. All of you losers don't remember 2003. NOT even Stoner. I remember way before that goddamn stu...

Of course Dane Cook is a comic genius. If a "edgy observation" doesn't get a laugh, he just repeats it again only louder and throws in a noise! Richard Pryor only wishes he had Cook's insights into the workings of a Burger Kind drive-thru!

*cough*

If I ever get to the point where I waste an hour a day of my life posting on the Internet, I will probably jump off a bridge. 20+ posts so far just today Bonedouche.. Who needs a life? 9:53 am-5:08 pm :lol: Yes, but it's just because I am home sick and the cable is out. That's the only reason!!! We...

MissChelle857 wrote:Ok, ok, ok...I'll be the first with a vagina to crack this thread.

Hey now! I have a vagina, I mean the last time I checked . . .

















Just checked again. Yep, it's still there.

How is this going to help women's rights? The only thing it's going to do is further isolate women and make any kind of assimilation less likely.

SanityClause wrote:

Good band.

Yep. I had a copy of Necessary Discomforts. I found it in an alley in Boston.

Jack Sabbath wrote:

FearsOfGun wrote:Cock sucking is so passé. How about I stomp on your balls with a pair of stilettos?

There's already a line to do that.

My ball stomping abilities are unsurpassed. I've been told my technique is flawless. Let me cut in.

Cock sucking is so passé. How about I stomp on your balls with a pair of stilettos?

poizond13 wrote:

cantstopthemusic wrote:

Thanks for posting a pic of my amazing car for all to see.

Wow. That's your car? Sorry about your penis dude.

I only know a few strippers, but they all said that they loved it when other women came in. I don't know what benefits that entails, but I guess you'll get more attention.

UtahRatt wrote:

FearsOfGun wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xex3CQS_vXQ

CHEERS! I'd two step to that with ya!

poizond13 wrote:

cantstopthemusic wrote:I'm taking Indy, by 13+.

This shouldn't even be a close game (whatsoever) unless Indy turns it over, repeatedly.

THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xex3CQS_vXQ

Fuck yeah!

From all the talk I was expecting it to be something like Colts 5000, Saints -3. What a slow crawl of a game.

Plus, I'm rather under-whelmed by The Who at the moment.

ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:

SexxAtraxxion wrote:Is this about "soccer moms"?

Best regards,
the Sexx

Nope, but if you're looking for the tranny boards, this ain't it either.

Come on, I'm sure there's a couple of soccer moms out there that used to suck a whole mess of rock star dick.

Just saw The Road last night. I had some problems with the script; I got the feeling that the screenwriter was pressured to give the female character more screen time. But the acting was good and I think the overall message of the book was conveyed. Still, if I had a choice, I'd rather curl up with ...

A few years ago when I was getting it on with him, he had some hideous deflated boil or something on his ass. The whole ass cheek was dark purple and leathery, really horrible and odd, and easily glimpsed despite his efforts to hide it. I keep on returning to this thread just so I can read this. Wh...

punxchik wrote:y'all bananas yo.

I bet you date guys who say "brah" a lot.

stella_d_ella wrote:He's so ugly, he makes Carrot Top look good....and that's saying a lot.

paper bag...STAT!

Just a paper bag? I would need a paper bag, a few shots of Wild Turkey, a couple lines of coke, and some rope to hang myself with in the morning.