WE WERE GETTING PSYCHED TO HIT LOS ANGELES AND PARTY AT FLIPPER'S ROLLER BOOGIE PALACE THAT TREND DIDN'T GO SO WELL, SO WE WENT WITH OUR OTHER STYLISTIC CHOICE AND STARTED SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE FOR PLUSH, YET EVERYDAY WEAR AND WASHABLE LOIN CLOTHS WITH MATCHING GAUNTLETS BUT I DIGRESS FULL OF MYSE...

NATURALLY, I CAN KICK FAUX ERIC'S ASS NO LONGER A SPRING CHICKEN BUT STILL COCK OF THE WALK THERE AREN'T ANY FRENCH DATES ON THE HORIZON BUT YOU SHOULD COME CHECK OUT OUR CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICAN DATES THIS SEPTEMBER IT WILL BE A SLATE OF SHOWS TO REMEMBER E.G. I'LL TRY TO KEEP JOEY'S SOLO AND SP...

MissChelle857 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:12 pm Maybe ask him if he'd want to give you an autograph on the tour bus...?

I'LL SIGN YOUR LOVELIES WITH MY XXL SHARPIE IN THE BACK OF OUR WAR BUS ANY TIME, SWEET CHEEKS

LADIES LOVE THE FOLLOWING

• ASIAN COWGIRL
• THROBBING BICYCLE
• ITALIAN CHANDELIER
• LOOSE-MEAT LEAFBLOWER
• THE SQUASHING OF THE DECKCHAIR

MissChelle857 wrote:Eric Adams from Man O War deserves a spot on here cos he's unconquered and much coveted territory. From the stories I've heard....YES PLEASE

RadGurL3 wrote:which ones definitely prefer petite chicks, teacup tits, flat abs and a little bubble butt?

MissChelle857 wrote:The Deftones are one of my fave bands.

HOW 'BOUT I GET AROUND YOUR FUR WITH SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF EIGHT AND A HALF BY THREE?
THAT'S FLACCID, BY THE WAY
*FLEXES*

LINE UP FOR A GANDER AT THE HOTHOUSE CUCUMBER, BITCHES

THAT 'MILLARD FILLMORE IN A WIND TUNNEL' HAIRDO SMACKS OF CONTEMPTIBLE NONCHALANCE WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT NOUVEAU CLICHÉ LOOK IS HE TRYING TO ACHIEVE? IN OTHER WORDS BREAD BOX, COTTON CANDY, OR FLOTATION DEVICE? OH MY! AND I'LL ADD DOES HE THINK THOSE MUCKY DUDS ADORNING HIS WEAK SAUCE PHYSIQUE WILL ...

EVEN THE MOST BENUMBED OF BATSHIT BROADS LOVE THAT TYPE OF EAR CANDY – ALMOST AS MUCH AS THEY LOVE MY PURPLE MUSHROOM THUNDERCAP TICKLING THEIR BROWN CRINKLED STINKLEHATCH

MANOWAR SLUTS FAR AND WIDE
CRAVE MY CREAM FROM DEEP INSIDE
ON THEIR KNEES IS WHERE THEY GO
OPEN MOUTHS FOR LIQUID FLOW
UPON THEIR FACE OR IN THEIR HAIR
I STROKE IT OUT WITHOUT A CARE…

MissChelle857 wrote:I think it's hot. The fact that it's dirty is definitely the appeal for me. I haven't met a guy yet who didn't want me to spit on his dick.

SLATHER YOUR SPUTUM ON MY SEQUOIAN SHAFT, MY STACKED STRUMPET

CLEAVE YOUR COOTER
GASH YOUR GRUMBLE
HONEYCOMB YOUR HOOHA
PERFORATE YOUR POONANNY
IN OTHER WORDS
A PIERCING IN A MEATY CLITORAL HOOD GETS MY ROBUST RAMROD RAGING
HOP TO IT, SWEET PEA

MissChelle857 wrote:This one's a no brainer.

Phil Anselmo. Bottom line.

I ONCE EXTEMPORANEOUSLY DOUCHED A RAVISHING BELGIAN MAIDEN'S PIG TROUGH-SPLATTERED FUCK TUNNEL WITH THE PENT-UP CONTENTS OF A LIMITED EDITION 75 CL BOTTLE OF MALHEUR BRUT RESERVE

ONE TIME IN BUDAPEST, JOEY SLIPPED A VIAGRA MICKEY INTO MY HORN OF LINDISFARNE AND FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS MY PENIS RESEMBLED ONE OF THOSE MASSIVE MARBLE PILLARS THAT VISITORS GAWK AT AS THEY SASHAY DOWN THE MAIN HALLWAY OF THE LOUVRE A TEAM OF FOUR EAGER, HORNY LASSES TOOK ON THE TASK OF ATTEMPT...

MMM, CLAMS … MIGHTY HAILS, SWEET MISSCHELLE 75 SMACKERDOODLES IS A STEEP ADMISSION FEE, FOR SURE – BUT IT’S WORTH IT SIR JOSEPH OF BROSEPH TALKS ABOUT VALUE FOR MONEY HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUXRBz7RibQ I TREAD THE BOARDS IN WORCESTER THAT NIGHT, GAZING OUT INTO THE CAPACITY CROWD, LOOK...

URINARY INCONTINENCE IS A BITCH, BROTHER
GET THY PROSTATE CHECKED - PREFERABLY BY A MAIDEN WITH A TALENTED PHALANX DISTALIS

WAY COOL POONER

BLOOMER BREATHER BENEFITS BALMY BROAD'S BLISTER BISCUIT

I'm sure GoddessFla would love them. TALK ABOUT YOUR HEART OF DARKNESS IN OTHER WORDS THE HORROR…THE HORROR http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/kurtz%20head.jpg BUT I DIGRESS YOU CHASTE BROADS KILL ME – NONE OF YOU (OUTSIDE OF GRANNY PANTIES RAMPLEMAN), WOULD CLOTHE THY SWEET CHEEKS IN THOS...

I will most likely have my own share of colorful terminologies when I come in close contact with the likes of you.... ;) 'OH MY GODDDDD – IT'S LIKE TRYING TO THRUST A 16 OZ JIMMY DEAN® PREMIUM PORK SAUSAGE TUBE THROUGH A MOUSE HOLE!' AND 'RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE RIGHT THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

I insist on it...esp if I get to use those custom made ManOWar Condoms on one Eric Adams...count me in. ;) THE AMOUNT OF LATEX IN AN AVERAGE CARGO CONTAINER THAT HOUSES ONE DOZEN CUSTOM CRAFTED MANOWAR BATTLE HELMETS FOR YOURS TRULY IS ENOUGH TO COVER THE ENTIRETY OF THE LZ 129 HINDENBURG, THE INFA...

I apologise about the private settings on my MySpace...had an idiot guy spending his time stalking my page, writing me over and over again, and asking me stupid questions about my "habits"...I will certainly accept your friend request so you send one. I FIGURED AS MUCH, MY DEAR – LOTS OF ...

Funny thing is, Eric...that just so happens to be how I roll. ;) I only fucks with ya if you are packin something special...don't worry...I haven't forgotten about the beautiful frame-worthy picture of your tool you posted a couple months ago.... HAILS MY CHESTY COURTESAN I NOTICED THAT YOUR MYSPAC...

YEA VERILY, KRISTI HAS GREAT TASTE AND TASTES GREAT ERIC, your words have sunken into me to the hilt! MY SHAFT, THE ELONGATED EXCLAMATION POINT THAT TICKLES THY CERVIX MY BALLS, THE VIGOROUS VERBS THAT SLAP AGAINST THY GOOCH I will confess, I own the odd pair of target undies...I don't think most me...

I RELISH THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET A PINCH OF THE BACKSIDE OF A VICTORIA'S SECRET™ 'THE LACIE™' THONG BETWEEN MY CHEEK AND GUM REALLY, NOW - THERE'S NO COMPARISON BETWEEN THAT AND A BUNG FLOSSER FROM YOUR LOCAL TARGET IN OTHER WORDS GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN WORKING MY TONGUE INTO A FUDGE TUNNEL THAT RE...

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