Deathgasm - 9/10 Local flick - comedy horror/splatter. Basically if Bad Taste or Braindead had a little more plot and were homages to 80s metal horrors. Some very inside/metal and nerd jokes that might not go over as well with a mainstream audience (this was a film fest crowd that included most of ...

3-Headed Shark Attack (2015): 6/10 I had Syfy's Sharknado Week on all day yesterday. This was the last movie I watched (I had to DVR Zombie Shark , which I'll watch tonight maybe), and I'm a bit torn. On the plus side, the shark itself was phenomenal. Way above and beyond normal Syfy standards. Als...

I'm guessing Laura Bassett is currently having the Japanese team teach her the art of seppuku.

The Houses That October Built - luckily Adan Green stayed behind the camera instead of in front. Not bad. If you like documentary style flicks and scare houses you might like this one - 6.5/10 What's this about Adam Green? I liked his Hatchet movies so I looked him up on Netflix to check out other ...

TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:I love the Wachowskis. They almost never let me down, so I will definitely check this out.

Are they the ones responsible for Sense8? I've given it five episodes on Netflix and can't take it anymore. Horrible.

Triumph wrote:Sigh....guess I'll be the first.

The third, actually. On the same page.

Zombeavers (2015): 8/10

If I still had access to acid, this may well have been the greatest movie in the history of the world.

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015): 6/10

Snatch meets Bond/Bourne meets Kill Bill. The shootout scenes were clever, but I'd have liked it more if they'd cast the lead character differently and if Samuel L. Jackson had played it more to type. And if it were shorter.

MurrayFiend wrote:I foe, but only in the event of supreme uselessness. parasite74 and RATTRules are both on my list.

I concur.

Dracula Untold (2014): 4/10
This is the tween version of Vlad the Impaler's story, and it should have remained untold. Or at least unseen by me.

DSAB wrote:One hundred plus views - still 1,000,000/10

One of the best scenes ever, from one of the best movies ever.

For the record, I've never seen Escape From New York. Does this make me a bad person? Not bad so much as unfortunate. Remedy that! A life without Snake Plissken is barely worth living. Taking Lives (2014): 3/10 I'm on a losing streak movie-wise and need to stop watching films that count on hot chic...

Lucy (2014): 3/10 Scarlett Johansson goes from party girl to God in this pseudo philosophical, maybe sci-fi, maybe action thriller. The idea behind it is cool (if you can ignore the faulty "we only use 10% of our brains" premise), and Luc Besson is responsible for La Femme Nikita , Leon: ...

John Wick (2014): 7/10 I detest Keanu Reeves. I hate his face. I hate his voice. And he can't act for shit. But somehow all of that worked for him in this movie. Whoever choreographed the fighting and shooting scenes (which is pretty much 50% of the film) was a genius and the bits in between were c...

Dead Snow (2009): 6/10 Not nearly as funny as the sequel. The second half was fun, but it took way too long to get there. And now I'm out of things to watch. :cry: I've scrolled through Netflix titles for 20 minutes and nothing. I need another Tucker and Dale / Grabbers / Cockneys vs Zombies type m...

Trollhunter (2010): 6/10
A 6 because giant trolls are cool. It lost a point for shaky camera syndrome, but then got one back for being in Norwegian, which is neat to listen to.


Next up is Dead Snow. Also in Norwegian, and the sequel (Red vs. Dead) was great, so I'm feeling hopeful.

Venom (2005): 5/10 Generic slasher flick set in a swamp with a voodoo and snake theme, good only for killing an hour and a half if you have nothing better to do. I'd hoped it be would more like the similar Hatchet , which came out around the same time, but it's not even close. Interview With The Va...

The one I started the thread about. A 65" Samsung 4K UHD HU9000. No glare issues at all and it's sweet! I got the curved sound bar with it too and it sounds crazy awesome.

Godzilla (2014): 7/10
I'm not even sure if this movie was good or not, but we watched it in 3D on our sexy new TV with high tech glasses and that was awesome!

^^^Everyone seems to love that movie. It did absolutely nothing for me.

Homefront (2013): 4/10
Maybe the most boring Jason Statham film I've seen.

Ragnarok (2014): 7/10
This is about as good as a wholesome B-movie creature feature can get. And it's Norwegian. With subtitles. Which is cool.


6 Bullets (2012): 7/10
This is the JCVD version of Taken and surprisingly, it doesn't suck.

The ABCs of Death (2012): 4/26 This wasn't just a waste of two hours of my life. It took more from me than that. What a steaming pile of absolute crap. I honestly felt pissed off when it was over, in part at the assholes who filmed this garbage and in part at myself for not bailing when I knew it w...

November Man (2014): 6/10 This is an old-school spy thriller/action flick with Pierce Brosnan in the lead. As with most of these movies, you have to suspend disbelief more than a few times, but Brosnan is perfect as the retired spy who gets pulled back in the game one last time, and the movie is pa...

Hercules (2014): 5/10
Watchable only for Ian McShane, who may be the coolest motherfucker on earth. The Oracle reminded me a lot of Swearengen, which may not speak well for McShane's acting ability, but is still OK by me.

Wolves (2014): 6/10 I've never seen a Twilight movie, but I imagine they're completely horrible like this was, except this had hysterical wolf makeups (they looked a little like ewoks) and starred Jason Momoa looking awesome and (as usual) wholly unable to act, which all added up to a cheese-fest t...

Early Onset Alzheimer's is a Bitch : ??/10
I watched a movie the other day and meant to review it here, but now I can't remember what I saw. So either it was completely forgettable or I'm getting senile.

It's a little-known literary format known as Haimachakudo.

The Expendables 3 (2014): 5/10
I really wanted to like this, but it was too long, dragged at times, had plot and logic holes the Titanic could have sailed through and committed the "empty gun click" faux pas that I hate so much. Boo.

^^ Michelle Forbes. I like her. On the first "snow day" of winter I think I'm gonna do a Kalifornia, True Romance, Natural Born Killers movie day and decide once and for all which one is my favorite.