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by JakeYonkel
Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:47 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Lorenzen Wright found dead
Replies: 7
Views: 5446

Re: Lorenzen Wright found dead

ParaDime77 wrote: *note, 4 1996 LA Clippers have died: Wright, Duckworth, Sealy, Brian Williams. The 5th, Rodney Rogers is in a wheelchair. Unreal stat.
Somewhere Dwayne Schintzius is shaking in his boots.
by JakeYonkel
Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:40 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

I disagree, I think it's still the best and most popular American sport. The media makes so much about steroids yet guys in the NFL are busted weekly and nobody gives a shit. Non-guaranteed contracts in the NFL are a joke and it seems like the roster turnover in the NBA is fairly high too wth all th...
by JakeYonkel
Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:58 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: RIP George Steinbrenner
Replies: 20
Views: 12364

RIP George Steinbrenner

:(
by JakeYonkel
Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:15 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: Can't wait to hear...
Replies: 24
Views: 9632

Re: Can't wait to hear...

Or the ultimate... call them a Nazi!
by JakeYonkel
Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:44 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Breaking news: Jake Yonkel behind the Lebron signing!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1949

Re: Breaking news: Jake Yonkel behind the Lebron signing!!

mullet_head wrote:The only power Yonkel has is to check sludge out between vacuuming the floor and getting dinner ready for when his wife gets home from work.
Sadly, this is true.
by JakeYonkel
Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: LeBron Variety Show & Announcement on Thursday
Replies: 54
Views: 20730

Re: LeBron Variety Show & Announcement on Thursday

Yeah, this asshole would actually make me pull for the Celtics or Lakers, something I could never have envisioned.
by JakeYonkel
Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:10 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert
Replies: 17
Views: 8984

Re: Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert

Oh I'm not defending the guy at all. It takes a special kind of asshole to make Kobe Bryant look like a swell character by comparison. Kinda funny how he managed to go from one of the most well-liked guys to one of the most hated in a manner of minutes. The whole self-serving media whoring drama tha...
by JakeYonkel
Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:29 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert
Replies: 17
Views: 8984

Re: Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert

LeBron stabbed Cleveland in the collective heart by effectively admitting he wasn't good enough to carry his own team, so he's going to play second-fiddle to Wade and play street ball in Miami.

HOWEVER...

Dan Gilbert needs a new tampon.
by JakeYonkel
Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:21 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: It's that time of year... Sludge fantasy baseball!
Replies: 145
Views: 43145

Re: It's that time of year... Sludge fantasy baseball!

Sent you a proposal, if you're interested in Polanco.. he's due back in like 10 days.
by JakeYonkel
Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:50 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

I doubt it'll happen now... I would think it would have if Lee was taking his spot in the rotation. If they traded Vazquez they're short a starter.
by JakeYonkel
Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:43 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Yup... evidently he really wants to test the market. I know the Yankees are hot for him, and based on what I just read about him having made a few calls to CC Sabathia over the past day about coming over to them, he'll probably wind up there. Not like money is ever an issue but he probably wants to ...
by JakeYonkel
Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:06 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Good, I was pissed at the thought of the Yankees giving up Montero for a rental, since an extension window was not part of the deal. Texas can't afford to re-sign him anyway so he'll be on the market after the season. Starting pitching wasn't the Yankees' biggest weakness so to be honest I don't kno...
by JakeYonkel
Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:41 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: "Usurping federal authority"
Replies: 35
Views: 12334

Re: "Usurping federal authority"

What the US government is doing is EMBARRASSING and if Obama had any sense at all he'd support what Arizona is doing here. He's essentially putting the 'feelings' of ILLEGAL aliens over the good of the American people. They are here ILLEGALLY! They broke the damn law! Why is this even an issue? How ...
by JakeYonkel
Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:29 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: Boohoo. New grad can only score 40k right out of school.
Replies: 8
Views: 3633

Re: Boohoo. New grad can only score 40k right out of school

Well when you consider what a 4 year education costs, and assume that you're carrying a lot of that debt, $40K doesn't sound all that appealing. Then again, beggars can't be choosers.
by JakeYonkel
Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:47 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: Can't wait to hear...
Replies: 24
Views: 9632

Re: Can't wait to hear...

Pretty ridiculous. Nothing else needs to be said.

But then again, his administration is suing one of its states for enforcing their version of a federal law that isn't being enforced by the federal government, so.. up is down, left is right, who the hell knows anymore?
by JakeYonkel
Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:23 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

I can understand to an extent the necessity to have a utility guy on the roster, sort of how Girardi took Ty Wigginton... but at the expense of a truly deserving player it's crazy.
by JakeYonkel
Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:55 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Big omission.

And the rule that every team has to have a representative at the game is ridiculous. It's cutting undeserving players out.
by JakeYonkel
Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:59 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Meh, like I said, stop crying. Same shit happened to the '08 Yankees.
by JakeYonkel
Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:58 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Torre's notoriously AWFUL with bullpens. He trusts 1-2 guys and burns them out. Rarely ever allows young guys in tight spots. Had he managed the Yankees last year I don't think Phil Hughes would have emerged as a bullpen ace which gave him the confidence to fulfill his potential as a starter this ye...
by JakeYonkel
Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:44 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

And I watched the Yankees/Dodgers last night... vintage Torre. Broxton was toast, but you have to give credit to those two nobodies the Yankees had in the outfield that had great at bats there to drive up his pitch count.
by JakeYonkel
Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:43 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Interleague play needs to stop. It was originally positioned as a way to see the other teams' stars but then they decided they needed to have rivalry games every year so the teams don't rotate that much anyway. The matchups aren't really compelling, and AL pitchers not used to batting are getting h...
by JakeYonkel
Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:38 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Danica Patrick
Replies: 28
Views: 13683

Re: Danica Patrick

Would I turn her down? No way. She's thin and has a pulse. But I just don't think she's anything special.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:52 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Danica Patrick
Replies: 28
Views: 13683

Re: Danica Patrick

tin00can wrote:Her hotness is way overrated. She's only hot relative to her profession.
Yup. Nothing special at all. I remember hearing plenty about how hot she was before I ever saw her and I wasn't impressed.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:56 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3262974

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Meh, reminds me of what happnened to the 2008 Yankees, the only year they missed the playoffs. It happens.
by JakeYonkel
Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:06 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: General McChrystal
Replies: 16
Views: 6862

Re: General McChrystal

I understand his disdain for having Obama and Biden as first and second up at the top, but that doesn't mean he should have voiced it. If you mock the boss you're probably gonna get fired. I don't know about that. He said he voted for Obama. I think that he and his cadre just got way too comfortabl...
by JakeYonkel
Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:48 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: General McChrystal
Replies: 16
Views: 6862

Re: General McChrystal

I understand his disdain for having Obama and Biden as first and second up at the top, but that doesn't mean he should have voiced it. If you mock the boss you're probably gonna get fired.
by JakeYonkel
Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:47 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Dear ESPN
Replies: 58
Views: 21563

Re: Dear ESPN

The American team is decent and it's a travesty that Americans won't support them. You're making it out like we're actively rooting against them. We just don't give a shit either way. There's a difference. I can understand that. I don't give a shit about Tenis, Baseball (even though I played it in ...
by JakeYonkel
Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:33 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Iggy
Replies: 9
Views: 5375

Re: Iggy

The Mighty Woosh wrote:In his defense, when he made the thread, fucking Iggy was STILL ALIVE. that's how old this thread is.
No kidding dude.

I left this post up in memorial, if anything.

Hey Sexx, stick to Googling (record sales) and gargling (testicles).