Woland!!

So, according to Rev, Sam is too fat. And Chip is too skinny. That sounds like what the girls would say when I was in the 6th grade. We called the other girls too fat or too skinny if we didn't like them. But then that's when I was 12. And we were girls... The guys I know don't exactly spend a lot o...

Had The Revtards gotten off the ground and made him a big TV star, I wonder how much of the show would be devoted to his imaginary lawsuits. Just ranting, like a late-era Lenny Bruce. Wevvy Bwuce, if you will. He would have had that show and made millions if not for Eddie's Harassing Slander with I...

Rev, do you want us to set up a legal defense fund for you?

Or were the proceeds of your Best Buy CD sales going to cover your lawyers fees?

Revtard Legal Glossary: Felony Libel Libelous Harassment 2nd Degree Slanderous Libel Harassing Misdemeanorish Libel Defamation of Felonious Harassment Capital Defamatory Conspiracy to Commit Libel Harassing Slander with Intent to Commit Defamation A great legal mind once said "It may or may no...

You kept getting the questions because you never answered them. It's so unlike you to pass up an opportunity to "school" someone. The word felony wasn't throwing anyone, it just made you look silly to use a bunch of legal terms that apparently make no sense together. And geeze, who the hel...

I'm anxiously awaiting your response!

(Where is that popcorn smilie?)

Rev, why did you come back and not take advantage of the opportunity to school everyone? Didn't you say that's your schtick here, schooling people? I anxiously await your schooling re: the "felony libel" issue. A few more questions, if I may... Stevie called you? How'd he get your number? ...

Can you just imagine this winding up in a courtroom and the judges reaction to this shit wasting his and the court's time? Even if the harassment is real, no judge wants to spend his time on this shit. Can you see Rev (who it seems is representing himself, if he had a real lawyer he wouldn't be talk...

Gotta love the internet. Without it how would those two wackjobs have found each other? They are so much alike it's kinda scary. Well, Eddie sounds slightly more deranged but honestly not by that much. I'm just glad they are harassing and blogging and making videos about each other and leaving every...

Wait, what? There's a youtube video about this shit?

Rev, where did you find your lawyer?

Wow Sam, you sound hot! I <3 fatties!

Rev, is the hottie with the labcoat one of your "boys"? If so he can put a boot on my throat anytime!!

Rev, why didn't you reply to anyone about the whole "felony libel" thing?

I'm sure you aren't going to let the opportunity to "law school" us pass you by? I mean I'm no lawyer (and I'm too lazy to even google it) but ButtNoid's post seems legit.

1. Being TERRIBLE at teh_humor has been my schtick here for many, many years. 2. Dude, no one had to be a "super sleuth" to find out stuff about you. That's the whole point. You were an open book, so you shouldn't have been surprised when someone reads that book. Again, not saying stalking...

This shit is serious.

Akoni's nephew was actually arrested for FELONY YELLING AT A PROTESTER.

Y'all don't wanna mess around with a FELONY. It's serious stuff.

I dunno Rev, I don't remember people posting personal stuff about you, but I remember you posting a shit ton of personal stuff about yourself. You responded to even the smallest throw away insult with a whole slew of pics to "school" everyone and prove them wrong. I mean who cares? I got m...

Grendel wrote:Was that the dude who got his nephew to yell at a protester?

Ha! Yeah. Completely forgot about that.

Hey Rev! I don't think anyone is saying that what Pretzel did was ok. He's clearly insane. I think the point is that he would never have been able to do what he did if you didn't barf your personal info all over the place. You weren't the first person targeted off the board by someone here. You've s...

I honestly barely remember it. I had to go look at the blog to see who people were referring to. Then I was like oh, him. I just remember the guy came along and just spammed the board. I kinda sorta remember him giving Rev a hard time while not really bothering to single anyone else out. I remember ...

Wow, Rev still taking the internet way too seriously. Funny how a whole bunch of us were around when that Pretzel freak (or whatever he's being called) was spamming the board with his insanity but you were the only one to wind up in court over the whole thing. Gee, maybe it's NOT such a great idea t...

Hey tinny. Not much interested in debating this shit like in the old days. Hope you are doing well.

Hey The_Blue®™, what was your nym back then? Woland would say he's not anti-Semitic, but rather anti-Zionist. Typical anti-Semitic cover up. I think I finally did get him to admit he doesn't like Jews tho. Muslims are killing other Muslims all over the place. But when you have Jews killing Muslims w...

And my great-grandfather changed the family name on my mother's side to a Jewish name. He thought it would make it easier to find work. (Not too bright, huh?)

But hey, I'll take being Jewish.

I know you pinhead. You know how many times you tried to tell people you weren't Muslim and they either didn't believe you or just didn't care and called you Muslim anyway. You were supposed to play along. You aren't going to inspire any hate with that kind of lame nonsense. You aren't even trying. :(

Ha, give it a try! I know you're just jealous that you don't get to be an awesome American.

And yeah, there IS always something that's gonna happen next as long as you vile Muslims are out there causing trouble!


(I suddenly miss KissA )

Well you came here right after 9/11 (can you believe it was that long ago?) and started with your anti-American crap when none of us was in the mood to entertain such bullshit. So the timing just intensified the hatred. I don't think you'll be able to replicate that level of hate unfortunately.

Really? I thought you were Woland first and then changed it after one of the board changes? Remember that? There were a few times the boards changed formats or hosts or whatever and we had to start over. And it never was your nym that got the hate, it was your posts. We all loved to hate you. It was...

You were getting plenty of hate before you changed your nym.

Ah, what fun times...

I wasn't trying to be creative, I was being nostalgic.

I am going to change my username here to "HaveABlastInGaza".