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by SelfMadeJesus
Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:50 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Constantine is SPEEDYMUFFLER
Replies: 232
Views: 119567

Re: Constantine is slicer

It's not bad enough you sick fucks have to create your gods but you guys aren't even smart enough to create a god that will not punish you for being the truly worthless peices of shit you are
by SelfMadeJesus
Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:47 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Constantine is SPEEDYMUFFLER
Replies: 232
Views: 119567

Re: Constantine is slicer

Constantine wrote:
Bianca wrote:If you exist then there is no god.

What about you're the ugliest, shitiest, lifeless tramp I've ever seen...Is that insulting to you? You lying fat cunt just shut the fuck up!!!!

Yes, this must be some of that evidence all around me of how great Jesus is.
by SelfMadeJesus
Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:56 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Constantine is SPEEDYMUFFLER
Replies: 232
Views: 119567

Re: Constantine is slicer

SelfMadeJesus will surely go to hell for cursing and using the name of the LORD in vain . Until then, bad karma is awaiting to humble him like he's never been humbled before. I kicked your asses, then proceeded to laugh about it right in front of your filthy monitors. These colors don't run, mothe...
by SelfMadeJesus
Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:31 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3933919

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Date Night--7/10--Went and saw it at the dollar movie place to kill sometime yesterday. Really didn't go into this with very high expectations and perhaps even slight trepidation at it turning out to a case of 'Baby's Mama', the potential to be funny yet sucking like Roxxtard at the bottom of a pile...
by SelfMadeJesus
Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:48 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Constantine is SPEEDYMUFFLER
Replies: 232
Views: 119567

Re: Constantine is slicer

I consider dog fucking to be pretty different but not exactly "exceptionnal". You c%$k sucking piece of shit. What's wrong with you? Why don't you go outside any play hide and seek and go fuck yourself! Is cock a worse word than fuck? Discuss. Also, SMJ, it's "bestiality". Well ...
by SelfMadeJesus
Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:59 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Constantine is SPEEDYMUFFLER
Replies: 232
Views: 119567

Re: Constantine is slicer

SoulsOfBlack wrote:
Constantine wrote:People being different makes this world exceptionnal and worth living in.
:lol:

I can see the fat cow that spawned that poodle-pounder telling him that every night as he laid his bulbous head down and cried himself off to dreams of gum drops and beastiality.
by SelfMadeJesus
Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:25 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Cajun Man
Replies: 11
Views: 9292

Re: Cajun Man

1)Sorry but aren't you the one that actually LIKED The Mummy? So, yeah your choice in guys suck. 2)Sorry about not recognizing sarcasm, as i didn't think you were smart enough to even know the definition, let alone execution of it. My bad. Now if ya would just apologize to yer step mother for being...
by SelfMadeJesus
Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:17 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Cajun Man
Replies: 11
Views: 9292

Re: Cajun Man

I fancy the pants off him. That's a surprise. And twats wonder why they get stuck raising a brood of bastards by themselves. :lol: 1 sarcasm. Hello? 2 What the fuck are you even babbling about? Reading SelfMadeJesus' posts is the visual equivalent of having half-chewed, week-old Battenberg cake dri...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:40 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Cajun Man
Replies: 11
Views: 9292

Re: Cajun Man

cookie wrote:
J. D. wrote: Have any of the Sludgettes fallen into his tender trap yet?
I fancy the pants off him.

That's a surprise.

And twats wonder why they get stuck raising a brood of bastards by themselves. :lol:
by SelfMadeJesus
Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:30 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".
Replies: 97
Views: 54780

Re: Poizond13 says "You're Gay".

And who is iggypopwilleathimself? Some guy who Deathcurse and Hungwell killed. Nah, j/k, he was a loser that got crushed to death in a tragic dumpster diving accident. He thought he found a perfectly rewound copy of Hysteria and when he tried to snatch it caused an avalanche of vinyl Chinese Democr...
by SelfMadeJesus
Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:54 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Constantine is SPEEDYMUFFLER
Replies: 232
Views: 119567

Re: Constantine is slicer

right bloody git.
by SelfMadeJesus
Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:08 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Constantine is SPEEDYMUFFLER
Replies: 232
Views: 119567

Re: Constantine is slicer

Nick nack padiwack leave 'dat po dog alone.
by SelfMadeJesus
Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:07 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: What are your thoughts on this band? STONEBREED
Replies: 34
Views: 30270

Re: What are your thoughts on this band? STONEBREED

Death is too good for their level of medocacy.
by SelfMadeJesus
Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:45 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3933919

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

The Last Song--2/10 Went in just praying that this Nicholis )Or however you spell that faggot hollywood WHORE's name( didn't leave me as ragefilled as Dear John had. Miley Cvrus really gets to show her Streep-level chops as she both expresses HAPPINESS and SADNESS within one movie! No, really. I got...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:00 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Gypsydog5150
Replies: 15
Views: 10356

Re: Gypsydog5150

Luminiferous wrote:The dude lurks, but never posts anymore.. Caught this 5 minutes ago..

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What a little ball-less bitch kitten he is.

How big a bitch you gotta be to NOT have the balls to talk shit on the internet?
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:21 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

oh and totally look into getting your chakra(sp) looked at cause your 'vibe-reader' is out of whack. But hey you're the one that let kockstar piss in it.


God damn my double post syndrome. :x
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:18 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

MitziDupree wrote:Am I the only one who gets a "two pals, joshing with each other but trying to make it look like they hate each other" vibe from all this badinage?

Not to mention they both suffer from double post syndrome.
Wait....what?

*sigh*
Sure, go with that. :lol:
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:30 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

Go forth and fail, Corky. Go forth. And. Fail. Sware to Lucifer it is like an illiterate critquing Shakespear. :lol: :lol: :lol: yer done! Yep, not sure why that needed clearing up, most people here's family trees BRANCH and so caught that the first time. Now go ahead and throw up some more smilie ...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:19 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

well shit, cm it's been fun testing your meddle but really now how long was i supposed to find enough enjoyment in trowing shit at your obviously primative ass? To continue this would be just like not hitting the brakes even if the pathetic mutt made the choice to leap out in front of your car. I am...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:13 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

Cajun Man wrote:
SelfMadeJesus wrote:Sware to Lucifer it is like an illiterate critquing Shakespear.

LOL @ Shakespear. its Shakespeare.

Try again.

LoL@anyone that is trying to portray the 'character' of cajun man actually thinking any of us would believe he would know the difference. :D
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:09 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

Cajun Man wrote:uh huh.

Comin from an old bearded lumberjack, ill give yer advice on looks all the attention it deserves.. lol

The over use of the term lumberjack is making your post look as weak as your personal hygene habits.
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:06 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

Admit it, you had to go look up what FAS stood for before concocting this exhibit of faggotry you deemed a comeback. Why else would you have to respond twice to one post? lol! ya edited yer post to fix yer spelling mistake? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You realize that fixing a flub-up is still greater ...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:58 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

Admit it, you had to go look up what FAS stood for before concocting this exhit of faggotry you deemed a comeback. Glitter Queef said the same thing, Why do you try to copy her posts? Why else would you have to respond twice to one post? Why ask why? It was a dumb post and i wanted to point out yer...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:54 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

Welcome back yerself dumbshit *blink* That's a whole circus tent full of stupid. You should probably just be quiet for a while. Why would I? You would just post the question "Where is Cajun Man?" Where did he go? again. Same as ya did before! :lol: I have a feeling it is not hard to ever ...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:49 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

Or they would be if they even remember the fact they had a baby with FAS that they let a pack of rabid racoons raise. Fail. Admit it, you had to go look up what FAS stood for before concocting this exhibit of faggotry you deemed a comeback. Why else would you have to respond twice to one post?
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:47 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

This motherfucker :lol: :lol: :lol: LITERALLY too damn stupid to see that by responding to the thread that hmz is still here, and then the whole spelling the hatespeck incorrectly really ices that retard cake up nice and pretty for mommy dosen't it. Cajun Man your parents must be proud. Or they wou...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:13 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

This will fit here. I received this PM from ColaZombie on Sunday: Take that fucking picture out of your signature and remove it off your tinychat. I am not a filthy fucking muslim. I am goddamn pagan. That qweer is still around?? This motherfucker :lol: :lol: :lol: LITERALLY too damn stupid to see ...
by SelfMadeJesus
Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:27 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: absinthe minded
Replies: 163
Views: 86483

Re: absinthe minded

But I am certainly someone who has you by the balls and brain, and I am leading you around like a show pony. Yeah and what an accomplishment that is. To hear you tell it zomb is a balless little retard that lives with his mommy. And yet here you are talking like it is some accomplishment, like this...
by SelfMadeJesus
Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:14 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The Boards Latest Knob....Introducing "D-13"!!!
Replies: 76
Views: 44625

Re: The Boards Latest Knob....Introducing "D-13"!!!

Sixdgritt wrote:Hoverounds kick ass until the battery dies and then it's just real embarrassing sitting there not moving.

:lol: Sorta sums up your persona here dosen't it?
by SelfMadeJesus
Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:11 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: johnnytuscadero
Replies: 20
Views: 14066

Re: johnnytuscadero

SoulsOfBlack wrote:I thought this was johnny?


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Shit, anything said about what a douche johnnjysucsadudeoff looks like should hereby be rescended.

Glad that got sorted out.