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Mojo

These are actually really fucking great.

Mojo

"A dios le pido" is a fucking jam.

Mojo

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Wed Jul 16, 2025 6:09 am Does this sound like old Alice Cooper?

It sounds like the old Alice Cooper band, but with lyrics written by AI after being asked to write the most generic shit it could muster.

I'll believe 77 year old Alice Cooper is a little boy named Vincent before I'll believe he's keeping it up all night.

Mojo

Mojo

I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.

Mojo

Superman (2025) 9/10. Absolutely loved it. Not really sure how it could have been more fun. This movie walked absolutely no lines. It was 100% comic cook movie and went all in on fantastical shit. But as long as you’re willing to go with it, it’s a fucking great movie. Perfect casting, perfect tone...

Mojo

In 1998, I saw The Mask of Zorro in Douglas, Az. It was a "theater" where they projected the movie on the inside of a conex box and had church pew seats. No AC, but they did have some loud-ass fans. It was dubbed in Spanish with English subtitles. As an 11 year old kid, I was still in heav...

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KosmoKramer wrote: ↑Wed Jun 18, 2025 6:58 pm Theater of Pain was released 6-21-85. 40 year anniversary or something?

Probably related to this. With that hashtag of "#whoiscominghome," it's probably a rerelease of "Home Sweet Home" or some shit. Maybe with Mars playing a lick or two on top of John 5's rhythm parts.

Mojo

Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Jun 17, 2025 7:58 pm I crank the theme to Superman like it was Welcome to the Jungle LOL
Hell yeah. Pretty hard to top that one.
One part I thought was terrifyingly groundbreaking was the rotting Lucy hiding in the cave. That freaked me out as a kid
For me it was the throat ripping on the ship.

Mojo

Royal Dudeness wrote: ↑Mon Jun 16, 2025 11:03 pm I'm sure something like that exists, and someone please point me to that if you know of it.

That would be Dracula Untold, which was a really missed opportunity.

Mojo

Anybody like the 1979 the Langela version? They cut the story done by a third by having the film open with Dracula's arrival in London. It's pretty good, but it has the worst ending ever. Dracula is supposed to be flown into the sky in daylight. But the special effect is so bad it doesn't resemble ...

Mojo

Apparently Danny Elfman is doing the music, too. Definitely looks like it's taking its cues from Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Mojo

Actually pretty excited for Superman.

Mojo

I hope you are an hourly corrections officer! I'm sure you are, I think they all are. And how does your overtime work? In CA, anything over 8 hours a day is overtime. It does not matter if you don't work 40 hours in a week, anything over 8 hours a day is overtime. Anything over 12 hours a day is do...

Mojo

I still look pretty much every day, even if I don't post. My time is definitely more precious, these days. I just got off three weeks of a six days a week, 14 hours a day schedule, with one of those days being a 21 hour day, doing the most insane shit of my career, thus far. Starting yesterday, I'm ...

Mojo

thechefs2003 wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 11:25 am Is that Taylor Hawkins' kid on drums?

Yep. It’s Taylor on the recording and his kid in the video.

Mojo

pieceofme wrote: ↑Wed May 07, 2025 6:20 pm Someone contacted Mojo about this?

They're coming nowhere near me, but that's a killer lineup and I would love to see it.

Mojo

The whole album is fucking great. Tons of James Bond sounding tracks.

Mojo

SterileEyes1 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 28, 2025 8:18 am I read this in the voice of Ed O’Neill as the donut shop guy in Wayne’s World. It works.

You’re by far the closest one, so far. Right actor, wrong movie.

Mojo

I thought that was fucking great. His debut album is pretty good, too.

Mojo

AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 6:26 am Name at least 2 things that suck in that pic

His top and bottom lips.

Mojo

Congratulations. Does that mean you can wash your hands of the shittiest jobs now? Or do you have to be like a soldier - officer class lead from the front in the most dangerous situations? Thank you. Corporal in my agency is the lowest level supervisor. When I’m not bogged down in paperwork, I make...

Mojo

All this chaos and unrest is going to mean lots of job security for you, however. Although I dont think it was ever in America™'s business plan to have the prison pop go down, anyway. Yeah, it's a pretty stable job. And I just promoted to Corporal, so I get to see more of the data behind our popula...

Mojo

Love_Industry wrote: ↑Thu Apr 03, 2025 1:30 am
Mojo wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 5:36 am all of these "unnecessary jobs getting paid off the government titty"
Describe Doggy in one short sentence.

Is that where you have her lick peanut butter off your balls?

Mojo

I could "save" myself so much money if I just randomly cancelled all of my bills, whether I need them or not. That's exactly what DOGE is doing. Elon Musk's companies have taken THIRTY EIGHT BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS from the American tax payer to keep them afloat. Government efficiency my p...

Mojo

BulletProofPoet wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 8:40 pm His role in Tombstone will forever be one of my favorites!

In a movie full of really strong characters, he still managed to steal the show.

Mojo

"I Remember You" just for the vocals alone.

Mojo

ijwthstd wrote: ↑Wed Mar 26, 2025 11:22 am All you simps too poor / stupid to have been anywhere except maybe Tijuana

I actually just got back from a week in Mexico City and can confirm for you that they're just as pissed as anywhere else in the world.

Mojo

jens wrote: ↑Sat Mar 15, 2025 6:15 am Richie is a (metal) god, that's what's up.
As much as I'd like them to get KK back instead of skulletboy, Richie is the MVP in metal these days.

He's definitely carrying these guys, that's for sure. And Elegant Weapons is some good shit, too.

Mojo

I could only maybe put a ten song greatest hits for Maiden anywhere near the bottom of a top five for Judas Priest, and that would only be if I HAD to, and I was super tired of Priest, and if Maiden was literally the only other choice. Maiden are easily the most tediously boring metal band ever. The...

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