It's Bach. If you replaced any guy in the band at the height of their career, nobody would have even noticed...except Bach. Even now, if you brought Bach back and put it on tour as Skid Row, they would get 500% more crowd, even if you replaced every other member. Grab Phil X, Stacey Blades, Blotzer ...

Toaster Yep. Wonder what Sleek will say. And if he will finally post a picture of his kitchen! Mattleycrue currently winning the kitchen battle. I've actually been on a quest for a new toaster after my old one died last month. I got one at Target that was in a sealed box because I was like: "I...

Wow. This made me go:"Whaaaat?"

62 Damn.

Naw, this was a mornig shot, so it is shork-thiorty

I dont know what the expression " tapped ass " means. Its the romance of sludge gossip that keeps my heart warm and coming back for more. Per the urban dictionary: tap that ass an expression used to indicate the desire to have sexual intercourse with a member of the human race. "Yo B...

Why yes, she came by to say hello.

Well-appointed, comfortable kitchens:

Oh, there are nips, you just gotta get around the decency filters. Eventually there will be uncensored AI and that will be wicked...nipples of every size and color...nipples made of asses...nipples with nipples...viking titty cocks...

I know...what's up with old man schnoz? Even if not of Jewish heritage, 70ish men often grow giant noses and long ears. Something to look forward to. Yeah, that made me look up 1980s pics of Sam to check, and yeah...his nose is like twice its original size now. It's also all round. Used to be strai...

Mother nature has finally caught up to Sammy. He is pushing 80. So in my opinion, standing upright is an accomplishment. This. I've used him for years as a guy who looked preternaturally young, but everybody hits a wall at some point. I mean, he has old man's hands. But also, shit lighting and it l...

It wasn't me. I was too busy nerding out for that shit in High School or whatever.

What's that bit about Eddie being in the pit at Madison Square Garden watching Ace before VH got famous?

I'm having a problem with the positioning of your microwave. Did you really put it at a 45% angle to the corner just so you could have that hesher garden gnome on top of it?

Don't the cabinet drawers knock the gnome around when fully open, anyways?

I meaaan, you got Harvey Mandel doing early tapping too, which is supposedly where Ed got the idea...but... All of these guys were doing a note here and there. Even the flamenco guys are doing weird basslines or essentially extending their finger reach. Was anyone actually doing tapped arpeggios bef...

SLUDGE:

This actually looks like a girl I am dating. Gotta ask her what she thinks of stripes. Image prompt: a black haired sixties latin mod supermodel with a beautiful face bends over the mixing console in a dimly lit recording studio with a large mixing board and technical gear has a curved wall of glass...

Probs not. I'm using imgur for the image hosting

You should tell it to make some of those illustrations.

My mind is not pure, I just know what I can get away with

You want to see see some of the weirdest shit imaginable, check out the subreddit r/DalleGoneWild/ where people take pride in getting around the decency filters.

I'd post some here, but sludge has the same rules...so....

Y'all been fucking around with AI yet? I have been. Been making fake album covers, dream visualizations, even visualizing my dream recording studio. The shit is fucking amazing. I would hate to be an artist right now. Those fuckers are going down. Everything has already changed. If anybody wants to ...

First time I worked that gig, they were like: "There was a shooting in the parking lot last night. There's still some brain on the pavement, if you want to go see."

...and it was not a windup. Some of the guys went and looked at it.

Classic venue tho.

Ha ha ha ha, fuckin' Apple. "Starting at $3499."

My quest 2 was $200.

Idiots will buy this tho, because it has that fruit picture on it.

AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:36 am

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:30 am

AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:23 am Its not like her vocals had anything to do with her husband's success

NEIL GIRALDO is a world class ventriloquist.

NEIL GIRALDO is a world class

FIFY

NEIL GIRALDO is a world

FTFY

Fine. I edited it a bit from what I sent Jingles so it is more of a pure soul list (the other started with some groove jazz and had some anthony newley and stuff).

Enjoy: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h4it ... a73e914a92

Just motown?

I have a pretty great sixties soul spotify list, but it has Stax and Brunswick and all sorts of other labels as well as motown...

Danzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2024 11:19 am

Sleek wrote: ↑Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:10 pm Wait...so I am supposed to go into an empty arcade and play million-year old games when amazing VR porn exists?

HMZ is curating it so you'll have simulated sex with million year old porn stars.

Yes...I'm listening...

Wait...so I am supposed to go into an empty arcade and play million-year old games when amazing VR porn exists?

I did not. I WAS, however, the guy who would body tackle you if you jumped up on stage to do that shit for a number of years. It was kind of a highlight of the gig...some dumbass would jump onstage and didn't realize that there were multiple people watching them all the way up, calling dibs on who w...

Oh, I'm talking Seger, not Syd...but yeah, Mongrel is good. Should be up there with the Credence albums as far as known shit in the rock canon.

He doesn't do a lot of long-form interviews, but one I saw (I wanna say Bob Costa) he was saying how he felt everything happened at the right time for him, like, he hit when he had built the skills TO hit and the maturity to deal with it, and if it had happened earlier, he probably wouldn't have las...