For an election year, this board is fucking DEAD

JAIL time, huh? I wonder who his CELLMATE was? :D Better yet, I wonder what the sleeping arrangements were? :twisted: HAHHAHA! I wonder if he had the warden announce his presence before he was released into gen pop. "Inmates! this is Blobby Blobzer from Ratt". The other Inmates be like - ...

Point Break 3D It was fun, tons of eye candy and great visual effects. Instead of bank robbers, Johnny has to get in with a group of extreme atheletes who exploit the budget for super extreme snowboarding, gliding, rock climbing, and of course the obligatory surf and skydiving scenes. The plot is th...

Beatles I Want you so bad

KRAMPUS 8/10 I was suprised how dark and violent it actually is. Way more than I expected in 2015. It's more like an 80s movie where kids and adults can swear realistically without irony or apology. The first time you see a gingerbread man, truly creepy. Right near the end it goes into this place th...

Fuck those USAsurvey people, but I do think he would beat Hillary if we all voted tomorrow. It is true that many Americans don't trust her, and haven't forgotten Benghazi. I honestly think it's pretty ballsy of her to even be running. You just look at her face and know she's not a good person.....if...

It almost warms my icy blue heart when I see that Jeb Bush is only 4%, while he's spending (seemingly) more on campaign ads than anyone else. Makes me thankful for Trump. Aside from being a Bush which is bad enough, Florida rates 50/50 in public education year after year. If he can't help fix the sh...

The Stoned age 3/5 better than I expected, interesting character development and a pretty convincing 80's atmosphere.

I found this music video, it's the most professional thing I've seen from them, but are they using clips from a Cinderella video? I seriously think there's a case of plagiarism here. http://youtu.be/691bCWdrbNY Are you fucking kidding me? not at all. watch at :58 and 1:24 at 1:56 you see the Cinder...

I found this music video, it's the most professional thing I've seen from them, but are they using clips from a Cinderella video? I seriously think there's a case of plagiarism here.

http://youtu.be/691bCWdrbNY

Someone needs to get a picture with this guy. Bring back the Sludge Capture! The should be a reward.

Jack the Bear with Danny Devito. 5/5

There's a scene where Danny's character goes off on a racist rant on his TV show... "Niggers? Jews?? Tommybastards... " at which point the producer pulls the plug.

I googled 'Tommy bastards' but nothing. Does anyone know what does it means?

Vincent Price's "Madhouse". Pretty awesome ima have to watch this a few times.

The Sea Gypsies (1978)
4/5 incredible

lords of fubar wrote:

vanitybinge wrote:just to be clear, this is NOT the same ROXX from the 80s right?

ummmm not even close...roxx from the 80's is fucking Mozart in comparison

Good! I do enjoy some original ROXX when I need my BubbleGlam FIXX....woah, I think I got a new band name.

just to be clear, this is NOT the same ROXX from the 80s right?

stevo wrote:looks like ramsey found another of his wife's blouses….

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos ... 2380_n.jpg

Are his lips permanently sealed that way?

Radioactive Dreams 1986 3/5
Check out my review here
http://empireofash.blogspot.com/2014/04 ... reams.html




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American Cyborg: Steel Warrior 3/5 ...total Terminator ripoff but still entertaining

Gangster Squad 3/5 -1 for lack of character develoment and 1 for romanticizing the vigilante cops who just shoot whoever they want. Nice screenplay

Swingers 2/5 boring

The Odd Couple II 4/5 fucking hilarious

ABSOLON 2/5 I love most movies with lou Diamond Philipps. He's a great actor with a really intense presence. He was one of my favorite actors in the Young Guns series. I guess he was low on work when he took this job. It's a Matrix rip, as most 80's PA films ripped off Mad Max, the Matrix was the po...

Children of Men 5/5

Fucking brilliant. Check out my review here: http://empireofash.blogspot.com

12 Monkeys
5/5
Brad Pitt is such a scene thief, even Bruce Willis can't keep up. But Bruce shows more range here than in most movies he's done. Awesome flick.

Sudden Manhattan starring Adrienne Shelley. Written, and directed by Adrienne Shelley. She reminds me of Julia Roberts but younger, and cuter, and without the huge lips. 10/10 Awesome dark comedy about a girl in Manhattan who may or may not be going crazy. Best line "Could I have another cup of...

Brother From Another Planet 10/10
"White People get stranger all the time"

The Outsiders

8/10

Should be right up there with Stand by Me n shit but it moved a little too fast to really develop the characters the way the book did. But holy shit what an amazing cast.

Beat Street 1984
Really cool look into the Bronx 1984, just as gangs had begun to dance instead of fight, lot's of eye candy and cool dancing, and the least corny 80s montage, great ending.

DEATH ROW JOE wrote:Motley Crue - The Dirt
-10/10

John Dugan did a good job playing Mick Mars.

Now wait a fuxkin minute....when did this movie happen? I never got an owl..,

Turbulence 3 the 'heavy metal' one 6/10 Rock star Slade Craven takes 40 lucky fans aboard a chartered plane for private shows and party time until things get a little more controversial then even Craven is reputed for when he pulls a gun on his own fans... It was entertaining for lols and bad acting...

Return to Oz 8/10
Points for just being so weird

Django Unchained 7/10
I know I loved it but I can't Remember half of it.