exitflagger wrote:

Luminiferous wrote:
What major role/position would she be qualified or specialize in I'm wondering? Any ideas?

As she can no doubt see the moon from her kitchen window, I'll say "Lunar Ambassador."

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Well that is so cute that one anonymous dink "believes" another anonymous dink.

I just wanted to quote your original response in its entirety. Carry on, Captain Edit.

Well, see, here's where the wicket gets a little sticky. We believe Sam. He doesn't have to prove anything. And as it's already the popular opinion around here that you're a lying piece of human excrement, it's really a bit of a pointless exercise, wouldn't you say? On the plus side, congratulations...

I didn't say it was stupid.


I said it was pitiful.


You spent the entire day with your Kodak Instamatic slung around your neck to provide me with 4 minutes of entertainment this evening.

Dance, monkey, dance.

Right?

Also, I'm not sure which is more pitiful -

The fact that he actually thought about this thread throughout the course of an entire day, or the fact that he thought we would admire that white trash ex-pole polisher who's too common-bred to know how to dress herself.

It's cute that it makes you feel better to think that you've been owned and rejected by a fat, unattractive chick.





LOL.

Jesus christ, Simper Fie. Really? You had to go all the way back to page one of this thread to try and find something you could use to flirt with me? That's awesomely desperate. I fucking own your unattractive ass. LOL P.S. Because you're obviously terrified, I will go back and edit that post WAY TH...

Nice edit, parking brake. It's hilarious that your fury has you in such a choke hold. "NO WAIT!!! I KNOW WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID!!! I'LL TURN IT AROUND ON THEM AND MAKE IT SEEM THAT I'M IN CONTROLL!!! THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!!!" Better take off those Frankenboots and pedal a littl...

:lol: All that's missing is the bird finger and the shower curtain partition. Getting you in a huff enough to post goofy standing in the mud, flexing in wife beater pictures is called WINNING in the normal people world, you know. See, you don't know from the normal world. You're in the clueless wor...

Bless your dishonorably discharged heart. It all gets muddled together in your head, doesn't it? My post had nothing to do with anything that was said, quoted, posted, recorded, videotaped or belched upon over there in "Rev is a Badass Muthafucka!" world. It was exclusively about the histr...

Dear Shame of the Marines, Since you seem to have trouble with truth and tenses, I'll try to break this down so your lizard-brain can comprehend. Do you remember this quote? Why not step up your game, step over the line with me and tell me if it feels like nothing happened when I get done with you? ...

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:You nasty, stank mound of Jabba The Hut lookin' flesh melding with the bedsheets you've been living in for years.

LOL. You mad, pussy?

"Section 43A. (a) Whoever willfully and maliciously engages in a knowing pattern of conduct or series of acts over a period of time directed at a specific person, which seriously alarms that person and would cause a reasonable person to suffer substantial emotional distress......." Okay, ...

LOL. You really mad.


Sucker.






Too bad Mindslime isn't here to give you all my personal info so you can threaten to sue me, too, tough guy!
What a pussy you are. Marine. *snort*

Well, you twisted little man, you got me. While there isn't enough money in the world to convince me to click on your sad basement cam, I was baited to your "blog" with curiosity over claims of a successful lawsuit against Eddy Pretzel. I clicked the link (mine will be the Colorado IP, as ...

Ahhhh - well, that explains everything. Somebody got dumped.

*snicker*

:roll: Will you dolts please hurry up and get to the part where you start making pictures and videos of me? Do we really have to go through all these silly, boring, predictable, stale, used-up steps again first? Fuck off. You think you can run here for your dose of humiliation every time your "...

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:...and has the capacity of, literally, tens. Again, congrats on pwning us once again!

LMGDMDAO! But bless his heart. He falls for the bait every fucking time.

In my neck of the woods, house party is code for "our band sucks so hard that no rooms will book us."

I'll never forget that time you got in so much trouble from your Driver's Ed teacher for cranking LnK when you were supposed to be parallel parking. Good times.

Standing room only, baby.



You should get your NYE ticket today. He sent out 288 invites and already has confirmation from FIVE people outside of himself and immediate family. This thing's gonna be off the hizzy.

I think it's totally awesome that he named his new band after us.



Sludge rules.

Brutal!

Tom Cruise? Tom "Top Gun" Cruise?


I don't believe it.

He's married with a child. He couldn't possibly be gay.

Wait. You had to PAY for your only review?