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by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:51 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians
Replies: 11
Views: 665

Re: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians

maninblack wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:47 am
She invented tapping.
She started out by tapping a keg, then she moved on to Morse Code.

She makes Gene and Paul look like imbeciles.
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:44 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians
Replies: 11
Views: 665

Re: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians

maninblack wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:32 am
Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:27 am Girl in the back is Ace’s fiancé.
Really? I wonder if she did the guitar solos?
Maybe little pieces of them...like everybody else.
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 25, 2024 9:04 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians
Replies: 11
Views: 665

Ace and Steve Brown discuss 10,000 Volts - Both have voices like old Vaudville comedians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=See8XTnd5tM

Ace has a wacky, cartoon like voice.
It seems to be rubbing off on Steve Brown, who is starting to speak like him.
They both sound like Tony Clifton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtHyc43Firk
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:28 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4510
Views: 1289932

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

I just saw something on TV while channel surfing. A country artist was singing while playing an acoustic with a capo. He had a tight band. Near the end of his song, it modulated up a half step. While the band played the first note of the modulation, the guy moved his capo up a fret, then fell back i...
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Pet Owners Question
Replies: 24
Views: 1079

Re: Pet Owners Question

Dogs be loyal and man’s best friend is total pile of dog sh*t Dog runs away or gets new family- takes them about a week to find new “best” friend. With no memory of last owner. Dogs are like Dames and Games strippers Wrong. My dog doesn't even go down to the corner to have a drink and a sniff with ...
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1684

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

eddie lee roth wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:29 am Lorne Michaels offering $3,000 to The Beatles to reunite on SNL back in the 70’s.
Then George wanted to know if that was per man or if it was the total. :D
by Turner Coates
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:47 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Pet Owners Question
Replies: 24
Views: 1079

Re: Pet Owners Question

I have never owned any pets and I've heard that for example, a dogs unconditional love is something really special. I don't doubt it. So my question is this: i know that most people-I guess all? Will talk to their pets and say things like, " Hang on!", "Do you want to go outside?&quo...
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:13 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?
Replies: 22
Views: 1168

Re: What concert were you at that debuted a scab?

I was on a union stage crew at an Ozzy show that was one of Zakk Wyld's early gigs. He was a fresh-faced kid. He had a female minder who might have been his mom.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:03 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album
Replies: 8
Views: 531

Re: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album

Those cats are tug boats.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album
Replies: 8
Views: 531

Re: New Wolfgang Mammoth live album

Hmmmmm.
Those kitties didn't jump in there because they like to swim.
He must smell like sardines or something.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:30 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1684

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

GoodJudge wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:49 pm Van Halen parachuting is hard to top. Maybe it inspired 'Queen Elizabeth' parachuting into the Olympic stadium in 2012?
Santa Claus(s) have been parachuting at events for nearly a century.
It's an old TV and radio station publicity stunt, like flagpole sitting.
by Turner Coates
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:22 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Publicity Stunts
Replies: 33
Views: 1684

Re: Favorite Publicity Stunts

The Stones rolling down 5th Ave in NYC, playing on a flatbed truck.

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by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:33 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Who’s the next to lie about retirement?
Replies: 7
Views: 607

Re: Who’s the next to lie about retirement?

ParaDime77 wrote: Wed Feb 21, 2024 4:47 pm KISS has to be licking their chops already.
"The PAUL STANLEY band PRESENTS THE SOUNDS OF KISS"

(insert punchline)
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, etc..
Replies: 23
Views: 938

Re: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, e

1. Carlos Stonebreed suddenly starts getting big checks after Britney Spears covers one of his tunes that becomes a huge hit which is played in strip clubs all across America and Canada. 2. Wolfie loses all the excess weight, becomes an athlete, is featured on Wheaties boxes, and later decides to be...
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:37 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16820
Views: 4630419

Re: Dump Shithole

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by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:40 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: ONE album since 2000
Replies: 45
Views: 1747

Re: ONE album since 2000

Todd Rundgren - Liars
Recorded on a laptop at home with vocals done in a linen closet.
Still studio quality, though.
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 11:43 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1428

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

I listened a few times because I wanted to develop an opinion of my own instead of just jumping on the bandwagon, so now I can confidently say: That really was terrible. All in all admirable work, given that you had a top 40 song to start with. One usually only hears originals that are this bad. ht...
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:50 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Replies: 22
Views: 1169

Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed

"Chicken or fish?"

"ALL OF IT. It's MY wedding."
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:20 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Replies: 22
Views: 1169

Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed

She has treats in her pockets.

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by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1428

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:48 pm
Turner Coates wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:46 pm
Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:24 am

Well, duh.
That's a good example of what I'm talking about. NEIL GIRALDO would never say that.
Shit.
There ya go.
That's more like it.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:46 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1428

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:24 am
Turner Coates wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:59 am You sir, are no NEIL GIRALDO.
Well, duh.
That's a good example of what I'm talking about. NEIL GIRALDO would never say that.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:16 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: *POLL* - Question for those who grew up in the 80's
Replies: 18
Views: 742

Re: *POLL* - Question for those who grew up in the 80's

The first time I heard Van Halen was Runnin' With The Devil on the radio. I thought, "Wow, Black Oak's lead player has really improved." For reals.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:10 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Alex Van Halen book on the way.
Replies: 30
Views: 1648

Re: Alex Van Halen book on the way.

Bono Nettencourt wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:13 am
Je suis un rock star.
I have a Bonaparte from any other.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1428

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

You sir, are no NEIL GIRALDO.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:53 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Mötley Crüe announces Shout at the Devil Super7 ReAction figures
Replies: 32
Views: 1685

Re: Mötley Crüe announces Shout at the Devil Super7 ReAction figures

AJL wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 6:34 am I reallt don't get it. Who the hell buy stuffs like this?! And why?? To "ad it to the collection" and stuff them unopened into bedrollers?
Middle aged men.
Kids nowadays know better.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 8:11 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4510
Views: 1289932

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

WHOA! I ordered a guitar on eBay from a seller in Japan, Thursday night at around 11:00 pm. It was supposedly "Economy Shipping" from Japan to New Mexico. I just checked the tracking, and it arrived here in town today at 5:30 pm. That's frggin AMAZING speed for "Economy." It fle...
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 6:57 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: All time greatest stage props
Replies: 37
Views: 1518

Re: All time greatest stage props

The cheesiest prop ever could be Redbone's giant red styrofoam red bone that was hung from a downstage lighing truss.