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by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:14 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?
Replies: 53
Views: 3453

Re: Famous people you saw live AFTER they were famous and were back to playing dumps?

I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:01 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Sludger auditions for Ozzy’s band
Replies: 3
Views: 435

Re: Sludger auditions for Ozzy’s band

FreddyFender wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:55 am Berdoo has a brother??
Yeah...Berdont.
by Turner Coates
Tue Mar 12, 2024 1:58 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
Replies: 9
Views: 460

Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?

I don't know about groupies, but according to his mom, Ted Nugent's balls smell and taste like A1 Sauce and burnt hair.
by Turner Coates
Mon Mar 11, 2024 12:14 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Famous people you saw live before they were famous?
Replies: 38
Views: 1776

Re: Famous people you saw live before they were famous?

kd lang. - A band I worked for played two nights @ the Bottom Line in NYC with her and her band. Nobody knew who she was, and it may have been her US debut. She was described to us as, "Sort of like a young Elvis in a buckskin dress." Since we nabbed the only dressing room, and they got th...
by Turner Coates
Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:59 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Rock and Metal Drummers
Replies: 41
Views: 1849

Re: Favorite Rock and Metal Drummers

Jim Keltner
by Turner Coates
Sun Mar 10, 2024 8:44 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: OSCAR UPDATE......
Replies: 22
Views: 1348

Re: OSCAR UPDATE......

Nice work lining up the gig, Irving.
Maybe you can set him up to win an Oscar one of these days.

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by Turner Coates
Sun Mar 10, 2024 9:34 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Been a while since we had a heartwarming Wolfgang Van Halen tale
Replies: 33
Views: 1495

Re: Been a while since we had a heartwarming Wolfgang Van Halen tale

BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 4:54 am Image
Where did you find that honeymoon pic?
by Turner Coates
Sun Mar 10, 2024 8:05 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Been a while since we had a heartwarming Wolfgang Van Halen tale
Replies: 33
Views: 1495

Re: Been a while since we had a heartwarming Wolfgang Van Halen tale

BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:23 am
We always assumed it was Ed who booted Sauce. Maybe Wolf was angling for the job the whole time? “I can play better than that guy pops! I’m a Van Halen too!”
"Besides, Mike's too fat!"
by Turner Coates
Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:51 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Paul’s son is so dreamy
Replies: 10
Views: 1011

Re: Paul’s son is so dreamy

Lawdy Mama. He must have woke up that morning with the blues.
by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:45 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite Rock and Metal Drummers
Replies: 41
Views: 1849

Re: Favorite Rock and Metal Drummers

Mick Avory
Kenney Jones
Richie Hayward
Prairie Prince
Thommy Price
Bill Bateman
Randy Castillo
by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:23 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16836
Views: 4741107

Re: Dump Shithole

"Gosh darn it, Biden sucks DONKEY DICKS."

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by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 08, 2024 11:55 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16836
Views: 4741107

Re: Dump Shithole

HueyRamone wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 11:26 am
Haha, they put the woman in a fucking kitchen to deliver the speech..... to let the voters know she knows where she's most needed.
Trump's second scenario choice was to have her bending over in the shower.
by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:43 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16836
Views: 4741107

Re: Dump Shithole

alleyrulez wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 6:26 am the Republican rebuttal speech, however, was bizarre as Hell.
It was a shallow, pathetic attempt to lure youth and women voters, and just as cornball as the gold sneakers.
by Turner Coates
Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:32 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The logical conclusion on the "cute girl plays metal" youtube vids
Replies: 24
Views: 1421

Re: The logical conclusion on the "cute girl plays metal" youtube vids

keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
It's a way of getting out of doing the dishes and laundry.
by Turner Coates
Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:26 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The NEW What Song Are You Listening to Thread?
Replies: 3160
Views: 870520

Re: The NEW What Song Are You Listening to Thread?

Master songwriter Guy Clark - Out In The Parking Lot.
He built his own acoustic guitars from scratch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58rrs7Wvdjo
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:49 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: WOLFGANG VAN HALEN On DAVID LEE ROTH's Disparaging Comments: Hes bald andhas a beer belly.
Replies: 18
Views: 1469

Re: WOLFGANG VAN HALEN On DAVID LEE ROTH's Disparaging Comments: Hes bald andhas a beer belly.

LAglamrocker wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:44 am Wolfie bride pussy is bald- he has never seen it
Neither has the sun.
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:44 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: GENE SIMMONS Announces Facebook Live Event For This Thursday: 'I'll Be Answering Your Questions'
Replies: 26
Views: 1440

Re: GENE SIMMONS Announces Facebook Live Event For This Thursday: 'I'll Be Answering Your Questions'

maninblack wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:30 am My V V tour bra has all the tour dates on it.
Mine only has rehearsal dates on it.
It's a training mansiere.
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:03 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: WOLFGANG VAN HALEN On DAVID LEE ROTH's Disparaging Comments: Hes bald andhas a beer belly.
Replies: 18
Views: 1469

Re: WOLFGANG VAN HALEN On DAVID LEE ROTH's Disparaging Comments: Hes bald andhas a beer belly.

HueyRamone wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:46 am Wolfgang's not bald.
The rotundity of his belly is not due to beer.
by Turner Coates
Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:58 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: GENE SIMMONS Announces Facebook Live Event For This Thursday: 'I'll Be Answering Your Questions'
Replies: 26
Views: 1440

Re: GENE SIMMONS Announces Facebook Live Event For This Thursday: 'I'll Be Answering Your Questions'

maninblack wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:33 am
LAglamrocker wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:51 am Brother wore cool costume and lady’s bra .
Mens bras only.
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by Turner Coates
Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:06 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: GENE SIMMONS Announces Facebook Live Event For This Thursday: 'I'll Be Answering Your Questions'
Replies: 26
Views: 1440

Re: GENE SIMMONS Announces Facebook Live Event For This Thursday: 'I'll Be Answering Your Questions'

maninblack wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:00 pm
LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 3:01 pm Bulletboys 1 Gold cd is better than your entire career- why is Cody Rhodes trusting Seth Rollins?
I have never heard of these people.
I think they're in the same band as Licky Mellman and Folt Metcher.
by Turner Coates
Tue Mar 05, 2024 5:03 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: just another day at Walmart
Replies: 7
Views: 1120

Re: just another day at Walmart

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by Turner Coates
Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: just another day at Walmart
Replies: 7
Views: 1120

Re: just another day at Walmart

Rocker4Real wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:56 am Did they make a streaming series out of this yet?
Maybe a Sludger tortured artist songwriter could turn it into a concept album.
They could call it, "THE WALL.....(Mart)."