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by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:10 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: My beloved Dinosaur was in my town last weekend
Replies: 20
Views: 10555

Re: My beloved Dinosaur was in my town last weekend

I considered briefly yesterday that it would be pretty funny if I lost a lot of weight and came back all "look what this did to me!" but I'm far too distraught for practical jokes at a time like this.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: My beloved Dinosaur was in my town last weekend
Replies: 20
Views: 10555

Re: My beloved Dinosaur was in my town last weekend

I am still crestfallen. I would eat my blues away but I'm too sad to go cook. Don't even think of suggesting I leave my cave of despair to buy prepared food. I think I may be too depressed to chew anyway.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:25 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: My beloved Dinosaur was in my town last weekend
Replies: 20
Views: 10555

Re: My beloved Dinosaur was in my town last weekend

If I was someone else the thought of me navigating the twists and turns of human reproduction would confuse me too. And, like, gross me out.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:50 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: My beloved Dinosaur was in my town last weekend
Replies: 20
Views: 10555

My beloved Dinosaur was in my town last weekend

for some stupid ass music festival I've never heard of and I had no fucking clue. I sat around and did absolutely nothing that night, as that is what people with no friends or family that cares for them do on Saturdays. I even check their tour dates every couple of weeks just in case and totally mis...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:24 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Rich Holt is an alt.
Replies: 13
Views: 7395

Re: Rich Holt is an alt.

D=
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:18 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Rich Holt is an alt.
Replies: 13
Views: 7395

Re: Rich Holt is an alt.

I have like 20 nicknames sludge people call me. I have trouble recognizing that they're talking to me as it is. I don't need more! Though I'm gonna go ahead and guess I wouldn't have much trouble recognizing that one. Anyways, I hate swearing so I would hate it if people called me that.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:26 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Rich Holt is an alt.
Replies: 13
Views: 7395

Re: Rich Holt is an alt.

RICH HOLT!

That's the first time I've done that. I think. I sort of hate it when people go "RICH FUCKIN HOLT" cuz that wasn't the thing. That I remember.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:05 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Skirts With Pockets
Replies: 18
Views: 8773

Re: Skirts With Pockets

When I go out with the old lady to a bar or something, she never wants to be weighed down by her purse so she gives me her phone, lipstick, license, bank card and whatever else she wants to bring like contact solution, that kind of shit, and I have to put it all in MY pockets cuz she doesn't want h...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:06 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Ticks
Replies: 48
Views: 19782

Re: Ticks

Oh man! Don't encourage me. I'll get a big head.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:14 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: I Met a Girl...
Replies: 7
Views: 4055

Re: I Met a Girl...

One of my earliest memories is of my mom popping zits on my dad's back.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:41 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Ticks
Replies: 48
Views: 19782

Re: Ticks

^^ You damn right nobody disagreed.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:09 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Ticks
Replies: 48
Views: 19782

Re: Ticks

Nah. I'm just that hot. My hotness transcends sexuality.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:33 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Ticks
Replies: 48
Views: 19782

Re: Ticks

That was super-hetero. You're just wearing your gaysex-coloured glasses as usual.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:06 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Ticks
Replies: 48
Views: 19782

Re: Ticks

I already am north. I'm norther than him. I'm not sure about MurrayFiend, but I know I'm not gay. Even if we were both gay and out we would not be attracted to each other. I do not know what his post was about, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to wrap his anus around my johnson. Even MurrayFiend...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:16 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6212903

Re: The 5th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

^^^ I laughed. I laughed so hard.

God I love Ow! My Balls!
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:08 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Ticks
Replies: 48
Views: 19782

Re: Ticks

I'm already circumcised. The people of South Africa would have no interest in my pecker. Much like the people of Canada and the United States. And all those other countries that have people in them.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:32 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: If I have been rude towards you lately, I apologize.
Replies: 16
Views: 6639

Re: If I have been rude towards you lately, I apologize.

You're gonna have to work on your nicknaming. :lol:
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:25 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: If I have been rude towards you lately, I apologize.
Replies: 16
Views: 6639

Re: If I have been rude towards you lately, I apologize.

Most people who posted "I'll give you three guesses" there would be referring to themselves, but I don't really have any feelings for him either way. As far as I can remember, anyway. Maybe I hate his guts and just forgot. Or maybe I think he's awesome and it slipped my mind. *shrug* Anywa...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:09 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Ticks
Replies: 48
Views: 19782

Re: Ticks

But... but... but... if I leave my junk alone nobody else is gonna play with it. It needs attention!
by knuckles.is.contractual
Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:37 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: If I have been rude towards you lately, I apologize.
Replies: 16
Views: 6639

Re: If I have been rude towards you lately, I apologize.

You've been showing appreciation lately for several posters I cannot stand. While you haven't yet earned a full-on shunning I'm going to have to see some improvement in your attitude before I will begin fostering feelings of friendliness toward you once again. It's like I don't even know who you are...
by knuckles.is.contractual
Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:22 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: You Know About the, Uh, Cup Sizes and All?
Replies: 9
Views: 5077

Re: You Know About the, Uh, Cup Sizes and All?

I 'bout shit my pants the first time they handed me my biggie coke after they changed the cups.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:24 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Who Knuckles the Knuckman?
Replies: 11
Views: 5026

Re: Who Knuckles the Knuckman?

I hated that comic book. I haven't seen the movie. I don't really remember much about it, but wasn't Rorschach a vile little man who was really ugly and nobody liked?

I hate you people.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:28 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Who Knuckles the Knuckman?
Replies: 11
Views: 5026

Re: Who Knuckles the Knuckman?

Nobody :(. I can't bring myself to paying for it though.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:51 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: $$$
Replies: 11
Views: 5176

Re: $$$

I think he only gets the vapors if you use three of them in a row. So unless you were planning a klan party you can probably go on shame free.

Cuz when you need lots of sheets you put sheets on the list more than once. Or something. Leave me alone.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:38 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Murman
Replies: 13
Views: 6419

Re: Murman

You're too picky, fiend. Impossible to please.
by knuckles.is.contractual
Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:33 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Murman
Replies: 13
Views: 6419

Re: Murman

This is me not fighting and instead posting in a MurrayFiend thread.